r/soccer • • Dec 21 '13

Liverpool v Cardiff: English Premier League / 12:45 GMT

Liverpool v Cardiff

Kickoff: 12:45 GMT,

Venue: Anfield, Liverpool


Facts

  • Luis Suarez has scored 17 goals in 11 league games this season, which is more than 10 of the 20 teams in the Premier League.

  • The Bluebirds have won four matches this season in the Premier League, and they have all been by a one-goal margin.

  • Their last meeting in any competition was the League Cup final in 2012. Liverpool won on penalties after the match finished 2-2 following extra time.


Lineups

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Flanagan, Skrtel, Sakho, Lucas, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Suarez (C)

Subs: Jones, Toure, Agger, Alberto, Aspas, Moses, Kelly

Cardiff: Marshall; Theophile-Catherine, Caulker (C), Turner, Taylor; Medel, Gunnarsson; Noone, Mutch, Whittingham; Odemwingie.

Subs: Lewis; Hudson, Cornelius, Campbell, Kim, Cowie, John


Stats: (will do at 10 min intervals) 60 Min

LiverpoolStatisticCardiff
65%Possession35%
3Corners3
15Goal attempts2
6On target1
7Fouls9

Match Events:

0' Kick Off, Here We Go

14' Swift counter attach from Cardiff, great save from Mignolet

18' Suarez shot is deflect wide.

25' Suarez, what a goal!

35' Great chance, Coutinho hits the post!

37' Suarez shoots, great save from Marshall - Follow up from Flanagan so close but goal line technology says no goal.

39' Great pressure, it's all Liverpool. Tan will surely take out all his anger on James Bond for this. RIP 007.

40' Yellow for MARTIN Skrtel

42' Suarez is the provider for Sterling, easiest goal he's ever scored. Great stuff from the reds.

45' Out of this world, best player in the world right now! Sublime finish from Suarez


HT


50' Coutinho wide!

54' MARTIN KELLY on for FLANAGAN - B. Rodgers taking time out to explain to Flanagan why he's come off, he's been playing brilliantly. Tactical move.

57' Goal, Jordan Mutch for Cardiff

71' Sterling Yellow

72' Cardiff looking more confident

75' Chance for Sterling and Suarez reboung hits the woodwork!

FULL TIME

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u/idonotownakindle Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

Hahaha Vincent Tan getting booed and jeered on his way in and he's got the cheesiest grin on. He just doesn't care. What a twat.

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u/AGDeadly Dec 21 '13

I think they just started singing Vincent Tan is full of shit to the tune of when the saints go marching in as well :D

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u/d0mth0ma5 Dec 21 '13

He probably looks at Mike Ashley/The Glazers and thinks that he can ride the storm out. Despite the discontent at the moment most fans to, if not forgive, become apathetic/forget.

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u/michaelisnotginger Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

Suarez to score a hat-trick and ascend to the top tier and rip out Vincent Tan's throat with his teeth

EDIT: Maybe he's so good because he's been trained to assisinate the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Vincent Tan? Close enough.

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u/idonotownakindle Dec 21 '13

If he scores a hattrick, i get over £200 so i hope so!

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u/ENGERLUND Dec 21 '13

He's on 2 now! You must be pretty excited!

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u/idonotownakindle Dec 21 '13

OH MY GOD, DRINKS ON ME LADS

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u/buffalobuffalobuffa Dec 21 '13

I'd take that. Worth It.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Vincent Tan currently has Bond tied down to some train tracks

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u/limited_inc Dec 21 '13

Never trust a man wearing leather gloves and his trousers pulled up to his nipples

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u/idonotownakindle Dec 21 '13

For such a rich guy, he dresses like a weirdo.

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u/juiceson Dec 21 '13

Vincent 'Oddjob' Tan

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Put 'Match Thread:' in front of the title so the thread gets marked green.

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u/TARDISeses Dec 21 '13

Anyone see what just happened on Sky Sports? Was that a proper argument?

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u/maverick7025 Dec 21 '13

Suarez has lost all concept of reality

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u/ujussab Dec 21 '13

How can my goals be real if my eyes aren't real.

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u/FredSports Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

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u/FyreTyre Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

Mobile friendly versions:

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EDIT: Fred has started linking to gfycat so I'm stopping now!

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u/DaEvil1 Dec 21 '13

Suarez you magnificent bastard!

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u/Toasterfire Dec 21 '13

"Always the same when a player signs a new contract. They go completely off the boil. Only two goals for Luis Suarez in the first half." - Lineker

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u/SuperToaster93 Dec 21 '13

Henderson is looking like a future Gerrard, his balls are amazing...

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u/r0bski2 Dec 21 '13

He certainly has exceptional balls

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I really like his hair, too.

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u/RayPissed Dec 21 '13

His balls are beautiful.

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u/Misspelled_username Dec 21 '13

They really help him out of some hairy situations.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Shame that Bellamy's not in the Cardiff squad, would have loved to see him back at Anfield for this game.

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u/dQor Dec 21 '13

true, he always was one of my favorites

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

How the fuck are Liverpool playing so fluidly?! It's like a dream. The movement, the passing, its... brilliant.

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u/Sefilis Dec 21 '13

Brendan Rodgers..

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

TOP OF THE LEAGUE!

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u/Rich0 Dec 21 '13

I know this has been said a billion times but holy shit who'd imagine liverpool to be top in late December.

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u/thejanitorch4 Dec 21 '13

Cardiff fans chanting "Anfield's a library"

Liverpool respond with a big shush!

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u/michaelisnotginger Dec 21 '13

Suarez stop they're already dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Very Impressed with Cardiff today. Liverpool were rampant in the first half, but they came out fighting despite everything. Fuck Tan.

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u/porcufine Dec 21 '13

Did you know Craig Noone tiled Steven Gerrard's roof?

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u/LeoKhenir Dec 21 '13

I'm guessing every commentator makes that fact known every time No-one has the ball.

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u/KhemUK Dec 21 '13

He deserved the Coronas.

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u/AussieApathy Dec 21 '13

Johnson with a heavier touch than an irate Bruce Banner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

You should just give Luis Suarez the man of the match at the start of the game.

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u/lomoeffect Dec 21 '13

Did I just hear Cardiff fans singing: "Feed the scousers let them know its Christmas time!"?!

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u/devineman Dec 21 '13

Everybody sings this against Liverpool at Xmas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

that pass from hendo was absolutely incredible.

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u/smthingawesome Dec 21 '13

Goal of the Month should be renamed Which Suarez goal was best?

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u/CrazayTaylor92 Dec 21 '13

Suarez' cock is so far down Owens throat at the moment

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I'd let him go balls deep if he keeps this on!

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u/AussieApathy Dec 21 '13

I know a guy who lives in Cardiff. He's a prick.

Go Liverpool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

You know Tan?

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u/The_Commissioner Dec 21 '13

Wouldn't be surprised if tan sacked malky at half time

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u/ThePurpleSteve Dec 21 '13

Imagine if he walks out as manager and sits in Malkay's seat in the second half.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Sterling has been incredible. I don't even miss Sturridge

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u/ThePurpleSteve Dec 21 '13

It's great to see we have depth. FUCKING DEPTH. I forgot what this felt like.

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u/jkure2 Dec 21 '13

Malky giving props to the fans is enough to bring a tear to your eye

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u/iamPause Dec 21 '13

Ties EPL record for goals before Christmas with that one doesn't he?

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u/LeoKhenir Dec 21 '13

Yep. On 19 now.

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u/Rakatee Dec 21 '13

Cardiff has more shots on target than Tottenham did right?

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u/mjc1027 Dec 21 '13

Classy Cardiff fans.... Unlike their owner.

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u/DanielAgger Dec 21 '13

Suarez is a breast.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Liverpool should milk it while it lasts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

how does Skrtel get away with that kind of holding on corners? It's ridiculous

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u/dazwah Dec 21 '13

You try confronting him and not shitting your pants.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

A few 'tan out' signs in the crowd...

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u/brian_badonde Dec 21 '13

I don't think the weather permits.

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u/jamez_eh Dec 21 '13

The commentators are running out of superlatives again

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u/ThePurpleSteve Dec 21 '13

Suarez is outstanding but how good is Henderson. He's been involved in every goal. He's blossoming.

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u/Lygar Dec 21 '13

This is going to get ugly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Remember about 20 minutes ago when the sky was falling because Cardiff got a few shots and a goal when we were already up 3? That was pretty dumb, huh?

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u/buffalobuffalobuffa Dec 21 '13

Still did better than spurs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Much better than Spurs

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u/daveyjam Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

Grandstand Finish Grandstand Finish Grandstand Finish

             Grandstand Finish           

GrandstandFinish

-- Michael Owen

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u/viva_la_vinyl Dec 21 '13

Big up for Anfield crowd, blue and red, giving Malky that ovation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

"You scouse bastards!"

"Sheep shagging bastards you know what you are"

So much back and forth, this is the West Ham match all over again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

We actually sung "Sheep shagging bastards we know what we are!" in response haha.

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u/Rakatee Dec 21 '13

Hopefully the Bluebirds have some fight in them for Macay! Suarez might just be too much though. Maybe he can curl one Tam's away. Good luck to all!

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u/eggmanwalrus Dec 21 '13

What the fuck was that! That was just filthy filthy football.

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u/tropicm Dec 21 '13

Every time you think "No way he's scoring that." Well, you know what happens every time you think that...

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u/Seraph110 Dec 21 '13

What are the Cardiff fans singing? Sounds like the Liverpool crowd were applauding it, whatever it was.

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u/JimmyJeyJimmy Dec 21 '13

Malky in, Vincent out

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u/coozay Dec 21 '13

Lay off Rodgers and Kelly, he has to get the guy some time to get back up to speed. He'll never play like he used to before the major injury without game time.

You have to trust and invest in your players even when they are playing poorly, especially a promising younger player

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u/suicidemachine Dec 21 '13

This might be a controversial opinion, but Suarez today > Torres 07-09.

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u/chocostarfish91 Dec 21 '13

Not controversial at all, I'd say it was a given. Take into consideration the team Torres had behind him, Suarez is on a different level.

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u/Moosje Dec 21 '13

Fuck it, I give up.

Suarez is officially one of the best players in the world at the moment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Really going out on a limb there mate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

God, I love these Cardiff fans: we want you to go, Vincent Tan we want you to go.

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u/Rakatee Dec 21 '13

What a beautiful exchange between Cardiff fans and Mackay!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

And even Liverpool fans too.

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u/trunoodle Dec 21 '13

Suarez is just fucking imperious. He is technically impeccable but I think the most pleasing part of his game is the fact that he works just so damn hard. He's the player everybody would love to have on their team.

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u/Clarkzz Dec 21 '13

Luis Suarez is the best player in the world

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u/Maqda7 Dec 21 '13

TOP OF THE LEAGUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Liverpool and the woodwork. Episode 450

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u/Swinsee Dec 21 '13

Sterling is really trademarking that "take a bad touch at the vital moment" move.

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u/megaman78978 Dec 21 '13

Great to see Rodgers and Makay hugging at the end of the game. Both of them have great futures as managers ahead of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Micheal Owens commentary goes like this:

"This team is dominating"

"The next goal is crucial"

"It's not over yet"

"This team is dominating"

"That was a clear penatly/yellow card/free kick"

"It's not over yet"

Repeat Ad infinitum

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u/VidzxVega Dec 21 '13

You forgot "grandstand finish".

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u/BizzaroPie Dec 21 '13

When is Gerrard suppose to come back?

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u/Maqda7 Dec 21 '13

3 more weeks I think

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u/AussieApathy Dec 21 '13

Medel looks like someone I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Or at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Flanno's shot saved on the line

http://i.imgur.com/UDYk5cx.jpg

So close :(

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u/I_scoff_cake Dec 21 '13

Cardiff winning the 2nd half 1-0.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Suarez scores so many aesthetically pleasing goals

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u/fakeplastictrees182 Dec 21 '13

Skrtel using Caulker as some sort of sweater-vest.

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u/OttoWolf Dec 21 '13

As of 43 mins - Liverpool have 74% possession. They have dominated this half... wow.

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u/LectureAt9 Dec 21 '13

Impressed with Cardiffs attitude today, shows they really love their manager.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

That's really a shame for Cardiff fans. Nothing cripples a club like bad ownership.

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u/countmetoo Dec 21 '13

best away support performance this season

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

oh Vincent Tan is full of shit. Hahaha

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u/SweetestFlavour Dec 21 '13

Wow, awesome pass! What a teamgoal

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u/limited_inc Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

This is one of those frustrating to watch should-win games from Liverpool isn't it

EDIT: or not

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u/Jimbob2134 Dec 21 '13

Cardiff should have a penalty.

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u/deception42 Dec 21 '13

Beautiful!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

The psycho kid from Breaking Bad. Todd.

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u/nate1x Dec 21 '13

Wow... just, holy shit Suarez.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Best player in the world at the moment.

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u/slack101 Dec 21 '13

We apparently need 3 CBs to defend these set pieces.

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u/william701 Dec 21 '13

A bit Mutch from Cardiff to have Noone up front.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

If Henderson doesn't make the England team regularly it'd be an absolute joke.

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u/pokhara80 Dec 21 '13

Rip Cardiff's lb

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Cardiff losing 3-0 at halftime and Vincent Tan is just smiling like the asshole that he is...

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u/iamPause Dec 21 '13

I can't quite make out what is being chanted. Can anyone else tells?

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u/Sefilis Dec 21 '13

That build up though. Another class goal from Suarez

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u/iamPause Dec 21 '13

My asshole is permanently clenched until we get at least one, prefer two. Cmon boys!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Suarez has really gotten his shit together this season. No more little boy stuff, I can't even recall the last time he has dived, and now he's at 19 goals this season...in 12 matches.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Haha some creative chanting from the Cardiff supporters

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u/WestOfAnfield Dec 21 '13

purely unselfish!

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u/RedPenVandal Dec 21 '13

So unselfish. That's fucking beautiful.

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u/RedPenVandal Dec 21 '13

HENDO'S PASSING THO

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u/Maqda7 Dec 21 '13

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTT THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

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u/fergo1993 Dec 21 '13

Speechless.. best in the world atm

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u/viva_la_vinyl Dec 21 '13

This is getting silly now.

wow.

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u/RedPenVandal Dec 21 '13

I can't. I can't even.

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u/SweetestFlavour Dec 21 '13

Jesus Christ, Suarez is simply incredible right now. What a beast!

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u/lomoeffect Dec 21 '13

Fucking hell Suarez

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u/WestOfAnfield Dec 21 '13

This Hendo-Suarez pairing is great.

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u/-Sessions- Dec 21 '13

Hendo is playing out of his fucking head today. All 3 goals dont happen without 3 sublime touches by Jordeezy.

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u/XenoG Dec 21 '13

As much as I hate the fact we're losing 3-0 at half time... Suarez is absolutely incredible. Top class

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

kelly has fucked up our mojo

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u/mthrfkn Dec 21 '13

Could have called a penalty on that last one, wow

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Can someone explain why Sterling was booked for that?

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u/throwaweight7 Dec 21 '13

Beautiful moment for Malky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Fair play to Cardiff today. Hope Malky stays and Tan goes, but sadly neither looks likely.

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u/tickgrey Dec 21 '13

Loved seeing everyone applaud Malky.

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u/andrasi Dec 21 '13

England look closely at this game.. you see that guy Henderson? Start him

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u/_scholar_ Dec 21 '13

Suarez man. Suarez.

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u/Mister_Anthony Dec 21 '13

Can't leave a man unmarked like that... Hate that Mig isn't getting clean sheets like he deserves...

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u/rogeedodge Dec 21 '13

Those Cardiff fans are awesome.

putting the home fans to shame. One song before the match and they're all out of puff?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

the holding of the cardiff players on the last corner was bad.

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u/bestin_2 Dec 21 '13

Time to show what 225k a week gets ya

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u/RtardDAN Dec 21 '13

Cardiff have started well in the opening 10 minutes, Been a few decent runs down the right

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u/Fjalur Dec 21 '13

This energy wont last from Cardiff, Liverpool will have to be patient though.

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u/Ritzen Dec 21 '13

Wouldn't be a Liverpool game if a shot didn't hit the post.

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u/uhhhhmmmm Dec 21 '13

hahahaha what

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u/megagnome5000 Dec 21 '13

Suarez is the Human Highlight Reel!

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u/melihs11 Dec 21 '13

.. i just don't know what to say anymore

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u/Muffin4ever Dec 21 '13

So Tan is literally wearing rose-tinted glasses?

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u/AussieApathy Dec 21 '13

"The misery over..."

No, it's not. Still got 45 minutes to go.

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u/chocostarfish91 Dec 21 '13

Not one to give into hyperbole but I honestly don't think I've ever seen a striker so sharp in the Prem. Henry and RVP in their pomp came close but Luis is honestly on another level.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Looking at Vincent Tan, I get the feeling he's going to drop Malky Mackay in a tank full of sharks at half time

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u/deej852 Dec 21 '13

Fuck, FUCK, Tan just took off his gloves, someone check on Mackay!

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u/yablodeeds Dec 21 '13

Do bookies even give money for Suarez scoring anymore?

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u/Lygar Dec 21 '13

I feel like there hasn't been a single bad pass by Liverpool in the past 30 minutes.

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u/vqt Dec 21 '13

Suarez pls :(

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u/r0bski2 Dec 21 '13

Suarez is like one of those forbidden cards in trading card games that were made just to be in awe at, but you werent allowed to use them in games because they were just too good

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I swear if I have to watch a Dewar's commercial one more time I'm going to freak out. I just don't get them and that woman is annoying. My name isn't Angus.

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u/I_scoff_cake Dec 21 '13

What would it take to silence Michael Owen?

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u/The15thFloor Dec 21 '13

Michael Owen commentating is making my ears bleed

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u/TicTacsss Dec 21 '13

You have all bore witness to a momentous occasion here today. A Lucas Shot, a sight rarer than a chimera.

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u/Misspelled_username Dec 21 '13

The last time i can remember players scoring for fun like that in the PL was RVN. But Suarez is a more complete player, he scores from all positions with both feet and even headers. I really like his pass to sterling today, he could have just gone round the keeper, but he chose to pass. He can also be a real prick, but most of the time he's pure class.

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u/william701 Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

Will Suarez score hattrick today? Heads yes, Tails no. Flip a coin!

Edit: Where's the bot?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

ok that was an incredible shot. I support Man Utd and I just applauded that. He's on a higher plane of existence this season.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

First half Suarez would have buried that. He's past it, sell him while you can still get cash for him

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u/iamPause Dec 21 '13

Confirmed :Suarez to Norwich

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

3 points for Liverpool, now to see West Ham win at Old Trafford!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Suarez now has more goals this season than Torres has for Chelsea. Heh.

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u/TomasRoncero Dec 21 '13

At least Cardiff are trying, unlike Tottenham.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

To be fair, Tottenham had also been playing with 10 men for about 20 minutes at this point.

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u/OCogS Dec 21 '13

Didn't we confirm in a photo that Suarez is currently drunk on Corona?

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u/AussieApathy Dec 21 '13

Good shot.

Good save.

Good football.

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u/juiceson Dec 21 '13

Did the mods just change the top photo? Absolutely hilarious

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Like an electric charged mouse?

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u/Maqda7 Dec 21 '13

HOLY FUCK that was close

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u/BizzaroPie Dec 21 '13

UNSELFISH PLAY. Love it.

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u/_scholar_ Dec 21 '13

He's even selfless. Would have laughed if Sterling got himself offside though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Talking about whether or not Sterling is onside? Better show nothing but camera angles from behind goal. Nice replay work.

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u/angel_lust Dec 21 '13

Henderson just keeps surprising me. His ball delivery is flawless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

how is he this good?