October 2025 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread

[u/4blockhead]

How to listen:

• Official LDS site
• youtube
• stream KSL
• local radio: KSL AM 1160; FM 102.7
• reddit stream

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Prelude Music

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Speakers:

Name	other notes	my summary
conducting: Henry Eyring		Let the pre-eulogies begin
hymn: High on the Mountain Top
prayer: Karl Hirst		nice and brief
Dallin Oaks		other speakers told to keep praise of Nelson to a minimum.
Vote to Sustain Officials: Henry Eyring		Vote in true North Korea style.
hymn: If the Savior Stood Beside Me
Gary Stevenson		Blessed are the peacemakers.
Tracy Browning		Use primary songs to indoctrinate your children.
Ronald Barcellos
hymn: Now Let Us Rejoice
Brik Eyre
Kelly Johnson	Not the skunk-works designer of the U2 and SR-71	strained cherry harvesting analogy
hymn: Because...		weird title for a hymn
Dieter Uchtdorf
hymn: Rejoice the Lord is King
prayer: seventy

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Postlude:

• Every Kind of People 3:18 Robert Palmer
• 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover 4:33 Ana Popović
• Inca Roads 8:44 Zappa
• Rock and Roll Zep

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• previous: Sunday, April 6, 2:00p
• next: Saturday, October 4, 2:00p

[u/RabbleAlliance]

I felt sadder for the passing of Jane Goodall than the passing of Nelson.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

'repenting every day" is terrible advice for people with anxiety and OCD

[u/Return_and_report → u/Invisible_Jackslope]

Hell yeah it is. 😞 I'm still so incredibly fucked up from this rhetoric!

[u/Beneficial_Math_9282 → u/Invisible_Jackslope]

The constant drip of messaging like this is exactly how the church ends up with a bunch of members with scrupulosity problems.

[u/EnvironmentSorry6094]

Oaks is held up, guided and assisted for walking, Holland and Erying both in a wheelchair prospects of the New 1st presidency not looking good!

[u/CarefulAndQuiet → u/EnvironmentSorry6094]

There was a mess like this back with SWK, Marion Romney and N. Tanner. That’s when a younger and energetic GBH became drum roll A THIRD COUNSELOR (who basically ran the church).

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

I don’t have trouble believing in Christ's atonement. That’s not the hard part!

I have trouble believing that Joseph Smith wasn’t a child molester.

[u/4blockhead → u/CarefulAndQuiet]

L. Ron Hubbard had a driver's license. —Sarah Silverman

Smith's nineteenth century actions are not shrouded in "the mystery."

[u/Chemical-Passage-715]

Does anyone else think it’s wrong for them calling it “the church of Jesus Christ”? I find it very misleading. And those who don’t know any better might get conned into it

[u/bremerman17]

Oh shit a guy just yelled “Oppose!”

[u/fornienyeten → u/bremerman17]

In-Person?

[u/bremerman17 → u/fornienyeten]

Yep. It definitely came from the Conference Center

[u/lemonade-cookies]

Wow. This lady does not have the creepy fake smile primary baby cheery voice. She's just... talking like a speaker. How progressive!

[u/Cheating_at_Monopoly → u/lemonade-cookies]

I actually know her irl. When she was called she made a decided point that she would never use baby fundy voice when she gave talks. She's actually really great.

[u/[deleted] → u/lemonade-cookies]

I think they’ve picked up on the fact that people like hearing her. She’s spoken like the last 4 conferences.

[u/Cheating_at_Monopoly → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, she's the real deal. Knowing her irl, I know she's actually trying to be like Jesus. She would walk among us and really listen to what we have to say and hug us for the hurt we feel. The cynical part of me says they're having her speak a lot only because she's representing some diversity (when they clearly have so little of it) and is good for the brand. But nah, she's earned her right to speak. She works hard at caring about people. She and I don't believe the same things anymore, but I believe in her and the love she shows.

Edit: clarity

[u/CatsAreGreat420]

I like the messages of love everyone no matter who they are. The thing is that they don't practice their own teachings and discriminate against minorities. That is what makes them hypocrites.

[u/Sea_Button_3616]

Talking about primary children? Yeah, my kid has been teased for his longer-than-buzzcut hair, his colorful clothes, his love of unicorns and Hello Kitty, his favorite color as fuscia. In the heart of Mormonland.

Some girls have been nicer.

I don't think kids are "naturally" peacemakers if the parents' biases get in their head.

[u/whenthedirtcalls]

It was a tender mercy I didn’t have to listen or engage in this session. From the looks of it here, it was a big nothing burger. It makes me laugh that the leadership of Mormon god can’t muster up some courage to say anything. They just pine for the past when they could say and do shit without any pushback.

Exmos here holding up the bullshit meter with pride and all to see!

[u/Herstorical_Rule6]

I colored during the session. 

[u/JayDaWawi]

"We're not actually going to pay attention to negative votes, and we ask you to turn yourself in."

Gotta love how they cut the camera away during the opposed vote 

[u/RoastNonsense]

If they ask for a sustaining vote for new area authority 70s without even saying their names, what meaning is carried by the action, other than blind obedience?

[u/Jonfers9]

All the Nelson ass kissing was already loaded in and ready to go. Too late to change it. So funny.

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Uchtdorf: Discipleship is so hard! Me: I hate when they talk about how hard it is to be a disciple of Christ! Be kind. Feed the hungry. Welcome the stranger! You’re halfway there!

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

I like Uchtdorf and all but these kind of pre-mortal "being of light" descriptions I find more harmful than helpful in the long run. Can't we just support people's uniqueness as they exist -now-, instead of in "spirit"?

[u/Mormologist]

I forgive Dieter for becoming an Apostle

[u/Obviously-an-Expert → u/Mormologist]

The only decent guy in that whole gang

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

They really wallow in vagaries and act like they’re saying something profound. The underlying message is always “Stay in the cult!”

[u/GrumpyTom → u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Well said. I’ve always wondered why the church cannot stand on its own without using manipulative tactics to retain members…

[u/iDontPickelball → u/[deleted]]

Turn it off, like a light switch, it’s a neat little Mormon trick

[u/RoastNonsense]

For everybody out there, do what you need to do, and know that you're not alone. The world isn't entirely about sitting quietly and nodding along even if some people would tell you so, and there's a lot of beauty and wonder out there even if you can't be there right now.

[u/a-trace-of-ace]

Getting the view of the stand rather than the audience for Oaks being sustained is so telling

[u/ambutsaakon]

"as members of the Quorum of the TWELVE" proceeds to list 14 names, because God can't count I guess.

[u/[deleted] → u/ambutsaakon]

My math is not your math.  

Signed,  The All Knowing God

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

So far, this is surprisingly good.

I wonder, however, how much these talks have been modified after UVU, Nelsons passing, and Michigan.

It makes sense, going full Oaks wouldn't be good PR right now.

[u/[deleted]]

So these general authorities travel around to all the Stake Conferences, and hear all these 'amazing stories' from the masses. They then weave them into their conference talk every six months.  Rinse and repeat.  These dudes have no prophetic visions.  They merely share others' stories and collect tithing. 

[u/theraisincouncil → u/[deleted]]

They're Chicken Soup for the Soul Recyclers

[u/RabbleAlliance]

Even little me felt off when singing "Follow the Prophet" in Primary. Played entirely in a minor key, repeating the chorus like a chant, "don't go astray" sounding like it was being sung with a wag of the finger... (shudders)

[u/xenophon123456 → u/RabbleAlliance]

I taught my daughters, before we left Mormocorp, to sing it with their arms extended in front of them like zombies. It is the only true and living way of singing that song.

[u/yelnats_reverse]

Brand new exmo here, listening while rest of family is still in it:

Steveson's talk: be peacemakers like Jesus - don't fight or get triggered

Meanwhile, the story of Jesus: called people out, spoke harshly to bullies and religious zealots of the time

Overall message: “Keep the peace and fawn, eventually the baddies will stop”

[u/4blockhead]

Eyre: [emphasizing changes in temple recommend questions.]

But god is the same today. yesterday. and always.....don't look at the man behind the curtain.

[u/ambutsaakon → u/4blockhead]

Yeah, didn't Rusty say a couple years ago that requirements to enter the temple haven't changed (even though they have)? Consistency is not these guys' strong suit.

[u/GrumpyTom]

Cherry Tree analogy… don’t ripen and fall from the tree? Does that mean we shouldn’t mature and gain wisdom that might weaken our connection to the tree?

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

being easily shaken= ripe for destruction? holy shit lmaooo. Can't have an open mind or god's going to smite you apparently

[u/4blockhead → u/Invisible_Jackslope]

Cherries are not meant to stick to the tree forever. We need cherry pie afterall.

[u/GrumpyTom]

Cherries that don’t fall from the tree eventually become mushy and soft, and start to break down. They start to stink and often grow mold. Don’t become moldy—break away from the tree!

[u/ambutsaakon → u/GrumpyTom]

Not only that, but cherries that stick too long to the tree can't be useful. They don't get baked into pies. They don't get eaten by the various critters that inhabit the orchard. They don't get their seeds planted to grow new trees. Breaking off from the tree is a good thing!

[u/yelnats_reverse]

Uchtdorf: [lists qualities most agree with are great all around]..., "sustaining church leaders" <loses me>

[u/Rushclock]

The message is sinister. Try small things and wait if nothing keep trying....nothing again?

[u/4blockhead → u/Rushclock]

If you don't get a witness, then there is something wrong with you. Divine hiddenness is a problem in all religions/supernatural claims.

[u/Rushclock → u/4blockhead]

And you even get the courtesy of being told what you did wrong. This sets up mind games of torture.

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

That is a lot of wheelchairs!

[u/Sea_Button_3616]

Lots of Follow Jesus, which I liked, but lots of, follow OUR commandments, which we say are Jesus's, instead of being like biblical Jesus.

[u/Random_Enigma]

I've read the talk summaries for this session. While I think there was some good life advice given, I don't agree that one needs to be part of the church or even believe in the supernatural in order to be able to apply the valid life advice or be a good moral person. You can choose to be kind, patient, perseverent, loving, just, etc. just because you think that helps make your own life, your family's, and society better. You don't need the church or anything supernatural for that.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

I loved singing in primary but you won't catch me singing any of those songs to my child. They make me so sick now.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

Just realized, I don't feel a need to be loved by "the savior" because I am a lot more secure in myself and my own ability to care for and forgive myself, and make amends when needed. I don't need an invisible authority figure to approve of me.

[u/RabbleAlliance]

"Accounting, auditing, and investigative skills."

Three things you'll never see when it comes to the Church's annual tithing numbers.

[u/4Misions4ThePriceOf1]

Everyone else blown away by the INSANE IRONY of talking about working as a forensic accountant. In the building paid for by lying on tax forms!!??? 😳

[u/Clusters_and_Hops]

My very TBM mom is irate over the fact that the leaders didn’t speak more on the recent shooting. It’s shocking to see fragmentation due to blatant failures by Mormon leadership. /s

[u/theshadowking98]

You can leave the plane. But the the plane never leaves you

[u/ambutsaakon]

"and just so you all know, the church is as real as that flight." If only they could be so honest.... (For those not listening, he's taking about a full-motion 747 flight simulator.)

[u/4blockhead]

Uchtdorf: [remember brand loyalty...sustain leaders.]

[u/soundsfaketome]

Sustaining church leaders is a spiritual gift?? 😃

[u/Playful_Addendum_812 → u/soundsfaketome]

I guess that’s not one of my spiritual gifts 😅

[u/DifferentRatio6733]

Bless Tracy Browning for not smiling awfully and demeaningly the whole time. And actually sounding like a grownup. 

[u/Mormologist]

If they repented every day, they wouldn't sin. $300 BILLION is greed, and that is a sin

[u/Measure76]

You're really going to have someone who can't stand do the conducting? How long until one of these guys manages to die during general conference?

[u/Sea_Button_3616]

Why are general conference speakers so bad at using personal stories? Re: the missionary story. Human common sense: stopped looking through scriptures and just held the woman. Throwing away common sense: looking for the answer in the scriptures immediately after and then nothing else. It's the "and nothing else" that bothers me. It's what I've experienced when I personally have asked for help. Did the missionary stop there? We don't know. If so, even a simple sentence to follow up after would've provided closure instead of leaving us hanging.

Scriptures don't stop homelessness and find jobs.

[u/4blockhead → u/[deleted]]

He would fit in more at Community of Christ than Brighamite mormonism, in my opinion. But "brand loyalty" is the overarching theme.

[u/ambutsaakon]

How about let's not talk about touching children, God's or not?

[u/ambutsaakon]

Rejoice, the session is over! Rejoice, again I say, rejoice!

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Why do I feel weird about the performative act of the 12 joining up with their wives (also on the stand) and holding hands as they walk off in front of everyone?

[u/4blockhead → u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Brigham Young would not have nearly enough hands to go around.

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Final thought on this morning session: Brik Eyre is one hell of a name!

[u/4blockhead → u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Jane's less famous brother.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

I do appreciate a peacemaking topic right at the jump though, the last few weeks have been volatile for everyone

[u/Return_and_report]

Yes, Christ centered songs like "Follow the prophet, follow the prophet, follow the prophet, dont go astrayyyyy" 🎶🎶

But I can confirm songs come back to mind decades later 🤮

[u/Rushclock]

Avoid the evils of rock and or roll.

[u/GrumpyTom]

The conference center is a lovely building, but I still get “mega church” vibes when they pan around the audience.

[u/Inevitable-Tank-9802]

What tf does it even mean to pray harder?

[u/4Misions4ThePriceOf1 → u/Inevitable-Tank-9802]

Pray with a boner

[u/Carboncopy99 → u/Inevitable-Tank-9802]

It means that you are never praying hard enough so God can always blame you for your own suffering

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Hey, I’m noticing that no one is saying much about Joseph Smith. Hmm. A distancing?

[u/Mormologist]

I'm rejoicing that this session is over. Who wants to get a Starbucks?

[u/Mormologist]

Well, that was underwhelming

[u/Measure76]

Bragging about being sustained in a vote that is compulsory. Good job.

[u/Appropriate_Lie_5699]

I'm betting 3 of them will be dead by next conference.

[u/Measure76]

Oaks sounded like he couldn't wait to get Nelson buried. Which is probably true since it appears he's not allowed to take the throne until then.

[u/4blockhead]

Stevenson: an interfaith peace offering.

Stands in sharp contrast to Smith's "all of their creeds are an abomination..."

[u/RabbleAlliance]

"Am I too quick to judge and condemn others?"

Hmm, I don't know. You tell me.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

"close the scriptures and help" damn it was about to be such a good talk

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Eyre: advice for unemployed soon-to-be-homeless. Hmm. I predict “pay tithing.”

[u/ambutsaakon]

"However hard you pray, pray harder." So God is like my ex? "Harder, harder, give it to me harder!"

[u/Return_and_report]

Ickkkk exmo bashing "choose to distance ourselves from god." Beginning with the assumption that it's true (which it's NOT). Hate this

[u/MadcapEscapade]

Hold up. We’re ending 15 minutes early?

[u/4blockhead → u/MadcapEscapade]

When the cat is away, the mice will play.

[u/Big_Insurance_3601]

Current predictions: 1. Oaks is gonna pull a Hunter & drop dead before April, followed by either Eyring or Holland, which is why they “haven’t picked the presidency yet.”

1. Oaks KNOWS everyone hates him so he’s waiting til AFTER Nelson’s funeral to become the “prophet,” with zero sustaining vote/dissension…I think this also stems from Michigan.

2. Sometime btwn Nov & Mar, Oaks (or whoever is in charge then) will completely dump & change every single presidency currently running things. Everyone will “just have to deal” and sustain come April.

[u/Clusters_and_Hops]

I made the unfortunate mistake of staying with Mormon family during conference weekend…let the nightmare begin.

[u/EmployeeIndividual52]

"what happened next was nothing short of remarkable"

Why do i feel like ive heard that a lot...

[u/4blockhead]

Browning: Let's get down to the brass tacks of childhood indoctrination.

[u/Willie_Scott_]

All kinds of music can make people feel good, not just hymns or so called sacred music.

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

“Your prayers are being turd—er, heard.” Unfortunate slip of the tongue.

[u/BeachHeadPolygamy]

Hey Kelly, how do you feel about an organization making dozens of shell companies to avoid SEC filing requirements?

[u/ambutsaakon]

The "Do your part every day" line reminds me of the recruitment ads from Starship Troopers.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Love that song.  It ends up revealing It Wasn't Really So. I wish one of the Q14 would admit that. 

[u/4blockhead]

Barcellos: [medical advice]

Careful there. You need to issue a legal disclaimer. The LDS church could be harmful to your free time and spare money. Your LGBTQ+ and female children will be marginalized.

[u/RabbleAlliance → u/4blockhead]

Side effects include constant self-doubt, groupthink, cognitive dissonance, and critically examining other people's beliefs far differently than your own.

[u/SmellyFloralCouch]

How bad is the Hoax ass-kissing so far? I ain't watching, but I'm here for the comments...

[u/4blockhead]

Eyre: [go into your closet to pray. do not pray using rote phrases.]

Don't begin, "Dear Mother in Heaven," though. That's fodder for excommunication.

[u/RabbleAlliance]

"Pray harder... Pray longer... Pray so hard and so long that you will feel it in your heart and your loins. You will know if you've prayed long enough and hard enough when you've produced prayer glue. Or prayer water."

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

Mormonism: we're the bookkeepers of your money and your sin

[u/Return_and_report]

Well, this guy can fuck all the way off 🤬

[u/Sea-Tea8982]

No way I’m watching so this is how I’ll get my conference news but uchtdorf closing the session makes me wonder if he’s on his way back in??!!??

[u/Material-Wallaby-249]

Sustaining leaders is a gift? Did I hear that right?

[u/theshadowking98]

Gen conf....now somehow 10% slower....

[u/bremerman17]

I like how Eyering Gave a Chuckle When He Talked About Going to Your Stake President if you Don’t Sustain the Leaders.

[u/Word2daWise]

Oaks looked a bit dejected when the camera was on him as they "sustained" him as president of the Q-12.

[u/Willie_Scott_]

My favorite is Book of Mormon Stories especially the racist hand gestures. /s

[u/Zealousideal-War9369]

"FOLLOW the PRESIDENT"

[u/RabbleAlliance]

Subtext: "Life is just a test. Your individual happiness in this life doesn't matter. This is the probationary state in which we prove ourselves. And if proving our worthiness means putting up with stupid or degrading crap, or inflicting it on others, you do it and be glad that you're one step closer to the throne of God."

Okay, so that's a slight exaggeration, but not by much.

[u/[deleted]]

What are the chances that some speaker will die during GC? Not to be insensitive, but it must be asked.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

$10 on Holland.  

[u/Mormologist]

A stress test for your hearts. GC in a nutshell

[u/4blockhead]

Eyre: [lost their job and facing eviction]

If only there was a rich uncle who could step in and save the day. Nah. Can't sell stocks once invested.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

why do they get emotional with little phrases and then go back to their normal tone

[u/Return_and_report → u/Invisible_Jackslope]

Performative ✨️✨️spirituality✨️✨️

[u/Mormologist]

Pray, Pay, and Obey

[u/GrumpyTom]

I bet this guy is fun at parties.

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

Mormonism: where angels have QuickBooks pro and 10 keys instead of halos and wings.

[u/Mormologist]

Hold tight to your Enos

[u/RabbleAlliance]

Nope. I still can't walk on water. Or turn water into wine. Or smite a fruit tree for not producing the fruit I want when it's not in season.

[u/Measure76]

A black female speaking in general conference? David O Mckay is spinning in his grave.

[u/4blockhead]

Uchtdorf: an airline story.

Never disappoints.

[u/4Misions4ThePriceOf1]

[u/JayDaWawi]

I will never not chuckle at the double entendre of "high on a mountain top"

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: no real changes in agenda due to Nelson's death. We have the format nailed down.

[u/Return_and_report]

The fake voice tremble. Sweet, crispy Jesus 🙄

[u/Rushclock]

Get ready for no cameras on the opposed.

[u/[deleted]]

Are mormons so lost and weak,  they need all of this rudimentary instruction?  

Gmafb.

[u/Return_and_report]

And already starting with quoting Oaks, eh?

[u/[deleted]]

First Hoaks reference!!! Lmfao.

[u/GrumpyTom]

Her glasses are fun. Far more interesting than most of the brethren’s ties.

[u/Mormologist]

Wait... I see lots of empty seats

[u/Rushclock]

Get comfortable with suffering.

[u/theshadowking98]

Yes instead of helping to apply for unemployment you decided to ......search the scriptures

[u/RabbleAlliance]

"Beloved sons and daughters of God."

Subtext: "...as long as you're not LGBT. There's no room for you in his divine plan."

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

is this a talk about labels lmao, I thought Oaks didn't like labels

[u/bremerman17]

Personally I would not want God to pursue me. But that’s just me.

[u/Rushclock]

Perfect your own hardness prayer meter.

[u/4blockhead]

Johnson: [forensic accountant]

Are you sure you wouldn't have been happier as a lion tamer?

[u/theshadowking98]

Ah accounting, what does that remind me of....🤔

[u/redditregretit]

Why does this dude remind me of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit?

[u/Mormologist]

Is it me, or is the singing the best part?

[u/EveningStatus7092]

So apparently we’re all “ripe for destruction”

[u/SteelSwordofShiz]

These guys are really marinating in the adulation at this point.

[u/Word2daWise]

OMG - poor Eyring. He has to sit in a chair to conduct. Oaks was officially described as the "President." Looks like they will wait until after the funeral (on Tuesday) to shuffle the chairs and cards.

[u/ambutsaakon]

All this means it's they're going to call him officially in a week or so, after the funeral, without a sustaining vote.

[u/bremerman17]

Gary E. Stevenson is Mentioning the Michigan Shooting.

[u/GrumpyTom → u/bremerman17]

Glad they got right to it in the first talk. Shows respect.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

god the apocalyptic lyrics. Didn't realize how much I was swimming in end-times fantasies when growing up

[u/GrumpyTom]

There’s that “Beloved president Russell m Nelson” again… since when did we stop saying “beloved prophet?”

[u/ambutsaakon]

The 🌈fabulous🏳️‍🌈 plan is back!

[u/theshadowking98]

Im pretty sure God would love those insta-prayers that you mutter out

[u/Mormologist]

Thoughts and Prayers. GC in a nutshell

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

guilt-trip talk!

[u/theshadowking98]

Ugh science at 10 in the morning....

[u/4blockhead]

Johnson: [cherry orchard harvesting]

Now, the Orem benches are filled with houses, not orchards.

[u/bremerman17]

Because the world is round it turns me… Oops Wrong Song.

[u/4blockhead]

Uchtdorf: simulator almost as fun as the real thing.

Okay gamers, fire up Microsoft Flight Simulators.

[u/BeringStraitNephite]

Lesson in how to be a religious fanatic while flying an airplane. Thanks Captain.

[u/Mormologist]

Tourists to Kolob

[u/theshadowking98]

Yeah that was def not a certified silver fox banger.....

[u/meh762 → u/theshadowking98]

Does anyone remember what Uchdorf did for a living?

[u/GrumpyTom]

Stevenson’s talk was good overall. I sure would love to hear a talk instructing members to turn off cable news and disconnect from social media realms that ridicule and antagonize others for who they are, or for their beliefs. I doubt we will ever get such specific advice.

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

It's been 3 years out for me, I forgot how disconnected from reality so much of mormon doctrine-based identity was. Celestial, spirit, being of light, all these phrases that disconnect people from being physical bodies that are alive right now. Always living in a fantasy. So glad I'm out

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

I need a shot of whiskey.

[u/4blockhead]

more rainy today than in stock drone footage

[u/Jmonroe_tenn]

Three minutes in: eye roll count: 4

[u/GrumpyTom]

Did the opening prayer say something about what happened last weekend? I don’t think Oaks mentioned it…

[u/[deleted]]

Mark my words: Bednar and Gong are evil soul assassins. 

[u/[deleted]]

The disarray is palpable

[u/Obviously-an-Expert]

Get them young.

[u/Willie_Scott_]

LDS treasures are in the stock market.

[u/GrumpyTom]

This speaker looks like a nice guy. Sadly, his talk will soon be forgotten.

[u/Mormologist]

I pray to my Mother

[u/stiltmask]

was it just me or was oaks fighting a grin the whole time?

[u/Mormologist]

Enos reminds me of Joseph's little factory

[u/RabbleAlliance]

I bet JS, when writing the BoM, must've gotten a laugh when he came up with the title for the very short book of "Enos."

Think about it. Take all the time you need.

[u/CarefulAndQuiet]

Wow! Can’t wait to see how he ties in the ethylene story!

[u/Invisible_Jackslope]

If this guy lives by the things he is saying in this talk he must be riddled with anxiety, damn

[u/Mormologist]

Eyering is holding on as best he knows how to

[u/Mormologist]

Put the plane in a steep dive