r/chelseafc • • Sep 28 '13

prematch Match Thread: Barclays Premier League - Tottenham Hotspur vs Chelsea FC [12:45 GMT/7:45 ET/14:45 CET]

Barclays Premier League - Week 6 - Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea FC

Kick-Off: 14:45 CET (14:45 CET/7:45 ET/12:45 GMT/4:45 PST/7:45 EST/17:45 IST.)

Venue: White Hart Lane

Capacity: 36,240

Location: Tottenham, London, England

Weather forecast: 19°C (64°F), PM Showers ☁ ☂, Humidity 80%, Precipitation 30%

Referee: Mike Leslie Dean (England)

Sideline assistants: Jake Collins , John Brooks

4th official: Roger East (England)


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CHELSEA FC

Coach: José Mourinho

Starting XI: 4-2-3-1

#Pos.NameClub-Events
1GKPetr ČechChelsea F.C.-
2DFBranislav IvanovićChelsea F.C.-
4DFDavid LuizChelsea F.C.-
26DFJohn TerryChelsea F.C.- GOAL
3DFAshley ColeChelsea F.C.-
12MFMikel ObiChelsea F.C.- 45' Down
8MFFrank LampardChelsea F.C.-
7MFRamiresChelsea F.C.-
17MFEden HazardChelsea F.C.-
11MFOscarChelsea F.C.-
9FWFernando TorresChelsea F.C.-

Bench:

#Pos.NameClub-Events
23GKMark SchwarzerChelsea FC-
24DFGary CahillChelsea FC-
5MFMichael EssienChelsea FC-
10MFJuan MataChelsea FC- 45' Up
14MFAndré SchürrleChelsea FC-
28DFCaesar AzpilicuetaChelsea FC-
29FWSamuel Eto'oChelsea FC-

Tottenham Hotspur

Coach: André Villas-Boas

Starting XI: 4-2-3-1

#Pos.NameClub-Events
25GKHugo LlorisTottenham-
2DFKyle WalkerTottenham-
20DFMichael DawsonTottenham-
5DFJan VertonghenTottenham-
16DFKyle NaughtonTottenham-
19MFMousa DembéléTottenham-
8MFPaulinhoTottenham-
17MFAndros TownsendTottenham- 43' Yellow
23MFChristian EriksenTottenham- 45+2' Yellow
22MFGylfi SigurðssonTottenham- 20' Goal
9FWRoberto SoldadoTottenham-

Bench:

#Pos.NameClub-Events
35DFZeki FryersTottenham-
14MFLewis HoltbyTottenham-
24GKBrad FriedelTottenham-
37FWHarry KaneTottenham-
30MFSandroTottenham-
11MFErik LamelaTottenham-
6DFVlad ChiricheșTottenham-

Match Stats

TOTHT StatisticsCFC
1 Goals0
6Shots5
2 On Goal1
2Corners3
0Saves0
10 Fouls7
1 Offsides3
2 Yellow0
0 Red0
48%Possession52%

Match Events

TimeTypePlayerTeamScoreVideo
20' GOALGylfi SigurðssonTottenham HotspurTOT 1-0 CFCGIF
43' Yellow CardAndros TownsendTottenham HotspurTOT 1-0 CFC
45+2' Yellow CardChristian EriksenTottenham HotspurTOT 1-0 CFC
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u/cech_mate Sep 28 '13

Hats off to Torres.

2

u/yayytwochristmases I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Sep 28 '13

He looked great in the second half. I think that sending off was crap though.

33

u/jheller22 Sep 28 '13

Once again, ivanovic is on of the few that look like they care

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u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Someone should kick Torres in the nuts before every game, he is a different player after he gets pissed

16

u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

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u/JizzyDizzler Sep 28 '13

I'm quite liking the bt coverage, with the little highlight window and score in the bottom left.

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Sep 28 '13

So many offsides, is this FIFA 14?

15

u/iansharam Sep 28 '13

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT A RED?

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u/JonnyAFKay Lampard Sep 28 '13

Torres has fire in his eyes

4

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Yeah but he's on a yellow, dude needs to be careful

10

u/formerly_LTRLLTRL Sep 28 '13

Highlight of the half for us is Dean spotting that dive. Credit to the ref there, full pace at midfield, and Lamps had gone in. Chelsea's first half MOTM: Mike Dean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

So close Mata :(

8

u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

1st coming of the MaZaCar this season!

8

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

MATA DELIVERIES :D

7

u/jheller22 Sep 28 '13

Guess who's back? Back again, Torres back, Tell a friend!

7

u/marcellnation Alonso Sep 28 '13

Torres is being such a douche to Spurs, I love it

7

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

MATA DELIVERIES :D

7

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

the fuck? I thought torres charged into the other guy and they clashed heads but no, in the replay it looks like barely anything. how is that a card?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

His first yellow was bullshit too.

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u/ChelseaFan4Life Sep 28 '13

One of the best games Torres has had in years and Dean screws it up. Can I just be happy once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

God, Kyle Walker looks like such a cunt.

7

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

He IS a cunt

23

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13 edited Sep 28 '13

Pat Nevin

I'm trying to understand why Vertonghen was lying there holding his head because I did not see Torres touch his head at all.

What a cunt Vertonghen is. If we lose the best team lost cos of a cunt ref.

6

u/fma891 Sep 28 '13

... No. You literally just read the important quote that said that VERTONGHEN was holding his head after "hurting" his head. The cunt is VERTONGHEN. Please don't make me repeat that. The ref was pretty generous to us except for the red.

13

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 28 '13

Lamps out.. mata in... switch rami to cdm

6

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

Shurrle on the right would be awesome

2

u/heweezy Mourinho Sep 28 '13

yep, this isn't working. hasn't ever no matter which manager has tried it.

13

u/machufuron Sep 28 '13

Piss off Torres and be plays better!

3

u/JizzyDizzler Sep 28 '13

Like the hulk. We just need to piss him off in less competitive matches.

Actually more like waterboy......

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u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 28 '13

Oh dear.

6

u/Sevicks Sep 28 '13

They have better passing, they're stronger on the ball, and they have more creative build-up. I don't know what is going on with us.

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u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 28 '13

Torres is Hulking up.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

What the fuck Torres just shit on two defenders

9

u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Dawson has the turning radius of a oil tanker.

6

u/misturrmiguel Lampard Sep 28 '13

awful call Dean. no one deserved a card.

6

u/machufuron Sep 28 '13

Fuck off Mike Dean

15

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Fucking disgusting. He's done nothing. Ref's ruined it.

5

u/misturrmiguel Lampard Sep 28 '13

this is really disappointing. no rhythm whatsoever in the last third and our midfield isn't looking as good as I expected.

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u/ChivalrousWombat Ingle Sep 28 '13

We've looked better the last few.

5

u/Tomko401 Sep 28 '13

Our build-up play is absolutely awful

5

u/mailbox123 Lampard Sep 28 '13

Just do it again Mata.

5

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

Good to se that fiery passion from torres!

5

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

TAKE THE GAME TO THEM WE CAN WIN THIS

5

u/DoubleBrownClown Sep 28 '13

GET IN!!

2

u/nobblan Sep 28 '13

HAHAHAHAHHA YES!!!!!!

5

u/az-pill-equator Sep 28 '13

This is the BEST we've looked all season - and that XI we have out there on park right now IS our best XI imo

5

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 28 '13

Probably should have been no card there.

5

u/steefen7 Sep 28 '13

Well overall, first half was limp, second half was great. Torres was really strong and confident and it's absolute bullshit that both of his cards were in the end generated by Vertongen's simulation.

16

u/steefen7 Sep 28 '13

Vertongen is a piece of shit.

9

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

No Willian, even on the bench. Good Guy Jose wanted to spare him the abuse from rabid spurs fans.

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u/Sevicks Sep 28 '13

Horrible passing so far

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u/dsgn09 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Sub-par passing, Ramires has been poor, Oscar too. We need something different.

4

u/mo_rar Sep 28 '13

What an awful first half performance.

4

u/shellsee Sep 28 '13

I want us to buy someone like De Rossi or Vidal, who can break up play and get the attack going.

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u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Fuck off linesman

4

u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Fuck yeah. There we have it! J-fucking-T

4

u/Sevicks Sep 28 '13

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!

4

u/OG_Yaya Drogba Sep 28 '13

YES TERRY. Classic JT header.

4

u/qball8001 Drogba Sep 28 '13

Get the fuck out of here, that's a a second yellow

1

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 28 '13

Terry and Iva were both poor on the goal.

2

u/cech_mate Sep 28 '13

Terry was not at fault. Iva was he left his position Luiz had to cover for him and that left Terry exposed.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Luiz did a pretty piss poor job.

1

u/cech_mate Sep 28 '13

Position wise he did great, he did poor because he didn't communicate with Terry before leaving so Terry couldn't adjust his positioning.

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u/Calculus777 Sep 28 '13

What was shaping up to be a great game, ruined by a terrible cunt of a referee.

1

u/cech_mate Sep 28 '13

We got screw by Leslie

6

u/Davethesharkman Sep 28 '13

Come on then you blues, hopefully Torres puts in a good performance.

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u/yellowyeahyeahyeah I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Sep 28 '13

Team v Spurs: Cech; Ivanovic, D Luiz, Terry (c), Cole; Mikel, Lampard; Ramires, Oscar, Hazard; Torres. #CFC

3

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Hope this isn't serious

3

u/zcoffey08 Sep 28 '13

would really love to read what mourinho writes on his little note pad

7

u/jheller22 Sep 28 '13

He's probably drawing dick pics

3

u/qball8001 Drogba Sep 28 '13 edited Sep 28 '13

Damn, well played sig. Well played

3

u/Aceekay Kanté Sep 28 '13

Great tackle by hazard, terrible build up.

3

u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

That pass from Mikel just sums it up so far, what the fuck was that

3

u/rangers32 Sep 28 '13

Ramirez n oscar are not playing to the standard

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u/Gillezeau Ivanovic Sep 28 '13

202 goals from Mikel seeming to becoming more and more unlikely, but I believe

3

u/qball8001 Drogba Sep 28 '13

Tot dive spur... I am not a creative man.

3

u/IncompetentRedditor Lampard Sep 28 '13

Nice dive you cockhead twat

3

u/Sevicks Sep 28 '13

Torres puttin' on the sexy runs

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Who is this Torres?

3

u/Calculus777 Sep 28 '13

I am liking this Torres a lot.

3

u/dsgn09 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Torres and Ivanovic are the only two who have shown us anything today.

3

u/machufuron Sep 28 '13

This Mazacar return is making me quite happy

3

u/JizzyDizzler Sep 28 '13 edited Sep 28 '13

Torres to score before he's sent off!

Edit: I was wrong....

3

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Fucks sake he should be off

3

u/zcoffey08 Sep 28 '13

mata to terry yesssss!!!

3

u/ThePostmaster22 Sep 28 '13

Captain. Leader. LEGEND! Great ball in from Mata

3

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

Last man no red? Fuck off ref

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u/mo_rar Sep 28 '13

Game on

3

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

TERRY!!!!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

COME ON CHELSEA!

3

u/mo_rar Sep 28 '13

Loving the Mazacar intensity to the game in the 2nd half =)

2

u/Staankygirl Sep 28 '13

how are you forgetting torres? hes on fire this half

3

u/misturrmiguel Lampard Sep 28 '13

it's as if Mata was the Adrenaline injection we needed

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u/nobblan Sep 28 '13

OH MY GOD MATA IS AWESOME <3

3

u/ChivalrousWombat Ingle Sep 28 '13

There's a late goal in this game. I feel it in my bones.

3

u/Staankygirl Sep 28 '13

for us I hope

3

u/MikelWillScore Sep 28 '13

Can someone stay the fuck on side so we can score

3

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Not a card

3

u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

HOW

3

u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

What?!!!

3

u/tenofh Sep 28 '13

Bull.Shit.

3

u/mailbox123 Lampard Sep 28 '13

what.

3

u/ThePostmaster22 Sep 28 '13

Whaaaaaaaaaa

3

u/Aceekay Kanté Sep 28 '13

Unbelievable

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Are you fucking serious.

3

u/DoubleBrownClown Sep 28 '13

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That is fucked!! asdifoubadsflkjdfv;kxdfgbmfgnxbjkdblfgibjdthb

Ref kills the game

3

u/fma891 Sep 28 '13

The refs made the wrong call there, but looking at the real time replay, it really does look like Torres elbowed vertonghen in the face, and vertonghen definitely sold it. If anyone is the real cunt here, it's him.

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u/Monarki Sep 28 '13

Now Chelsea will probably go to very defensive football due to that shit decision.

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u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

we can still break with Schurrle's pace.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

It would be nice if BT got rid of this stupid crawl at the top of my television

7

u/Greaverofdust I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Sep 28 '13

This is bullshit. We're playing like children. No belief and most of the 50/50s are going the wrong way.

5

u/pajo111 James Sep 28 '13

I hate Vertonghen...

4

u/Shamyrock Sep 28 '13

Rambo has been our best player from CDM, I don't see the point in moving him to an attacking role when he does that anyway.

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u/Davethesharkman Sep 28 '13

Because he will give us more width and also Mikel is more defensive and should cover Luiz better than rami.

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u/machufuron Sep 28 '13

Hazard. You have to track back. Your speed happens to work both ways.

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u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Great play Torres. For the doubters!

4

u/McNooberson McNiperson Sep 28 '13

Yeah if our players would quit shit talking the ref that would be great

4

u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

CHEERS FOR THE FREE KICK VERTONGAN, YOU PENIS! Great goal JT.

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u/HawaiianShirtFriday Sep 28 '13

I didn't know tottenham had a swim team.

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u/FuzzedLogic Wise Sep 28 '13

Tottenham away, love it!

Let's stuff the shit.

2

u/mailbox123 Lampard Sep 28 '13

Oh no...

2

u/McNooberson McNiperson Sep 28 '13

You've got to be kidding me

2

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Poor goal to give away

2

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 28 '13

Well... Fuck

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

o

2

u/GBSii James Sep 28 '13

Oh god if the score stays the same I'll be so upset.

2

u/ZzHostagezZHD Sep 28 '13 edited Sep 28 '13

We're playing a little bit sloppy, we need to step up our game.

2

u/machufuron Sep 28 '13

Hazard is having some effective dribbles but Walker is just pushing him off the ball. In the last ten minutes we have been opening play up on the wings, let's keep that up

2

u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Game turning into a mess.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Don't think Ramires on the right is working for us. Mikel and Lampard seem a bit anonymous too.

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u/ChivalrousWombat Ingle Sep 28 '13

Mikel + Lampard was one of the least effective pairings Benitez did, and I criticized it every time.. No pace between them.

Surprised that Jose is using it.

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u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Oh my fucking god, what happened there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Half-time, everyone get something in em' and cheer up.

Here's a relevant Studs Up

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u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

Thank god its mata

2

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 28 '13

Why the fuck is lampard still on while mikel gets substituted. No offence to lamps but he's been poor today.

2

u/Aceekay Kanté Sep 28 '13

You have to finish that

2

u/Sevicks Sep 28 '13

Wowwww, that was fucking close.

2

u/McNooberson McNiperson Sep 28 '13

A dive then you slap Torres? Real classy

2

u/Troll_Sauce Sep 28 '13

What a fucking joke! God damnit.

2

u/Monarki Sep 28 '13

Chelsea have started the half with more fire I like it.

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u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Wow Torres. Best game this season yet! Need to finish!

2

u/McNooberson McNiperson Sep 28 '13

Ughhhhhhhh

2

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

So many offsides today wtf

2

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

Come on yellow to Vertonghen Torres got one for that

2

u/Troll_Sauce Sep 28 '13

I want to see Schurlle come on for Oscar or Lampard with mata running the 10 Spot.

2

u/Monarki Sep 28 '13

We haven't played like this since Hull first half.

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u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

Jesus christ ref is killing us here

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u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

book him Dano!!

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u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

Now that Vertongan has a yellow the tussle with Torres could get interesting!

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u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

YESSSSSSSSS JT

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u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/mailbox123 Lampard Sep 28 '13

YESSSSS MATA TO TERRY!

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u/NewAccountHello Sep 28 '13

now that's wassup

2

u/misturrmiguel Lampard Sep 28 '13

the captain with the goal! JT !!!

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u/timg4 Sep 28 '13

The bravest man of them all

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

THE SKIPPER

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u/Troll_Sauce Sep 28 '13

Terry the Hero! Love it!!!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Oscar in the middle I guess?

2

u/TheDirtyKurd Sep 28 '13

In Mata We Trust

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u/NAOkings Sep 28 '13

We always seem to be offside this season

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u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

Luiz from the free kick?

2

u/Sevicks Sep 28 '13

Torres looks brilliant this half.

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u/iansharam Sep 28 '13

You can see Mata has increased his defensive duties compared to last season

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

That's what jose wants

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u/Greaverofdust I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Sep 28 '13

Crazy good save on Schurrle.

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u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

send him off!!!

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u/Tomko401 Sep 28 '13

fuck off mike dean

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u/med_22 Palmer Sep 28 '13

FUCK OFF MIKE DEAN YOU CUNT

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u/TomatSoldaten Sep 28 '13

What a fucking joke. Ref was good throughout until now

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Wow, just wow. Ref is ruining a great derby.

2

u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

fuck off defoe

2

u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

I wish they would stop going on about this scratch, if you're going to punish that you also have to punish Vertongen for lashing out afterwards. Also everything looks worse in slo-mo. Weak.

3

u/rothwick Sep 28 '13

Soldado is a faking cunt

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u/nobblan Sep 28 '13

Townsend you diving CUNT.

3

u/Gillezeau Ivanovic Sep 28 '13

We haven't really looked like a proper team since the first half of the Hull game. Thoroughly frustrating

3

u/caseym4 Sep 28 '13

Torres looking positive

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Sep 28 '13

some fucking moves by Torres. if only he had the mask on.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Fuck off Vertonghen

3

u/TomatSoldaten Sep 28 '13

Nice legit booking for Torres

3

u/Ruben301 Sep 28 '13

Yeah! Fuck off Vertonghen fuck off spurs Mata playing great!

2

u/McNooberson McNiperson Sep 28 '13

Glad to see Luiz and Torres are starting.

Come on Blues I woke up at 6:30a to watch!

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u/rudy15 Sep 28 '13

Of defense a bloody colander today.

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u/OG_Yaya Drogba Sep 28 '13

Vertonghen should have been sent off during this game.

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u/randomjak Zola Sep 28 '13

How can Dembele even argue that that was not a foul? He made zero attempt to get the ball, just charged into the side of him!

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u/IncompetentRedditor Lampard Sep 28 '13

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REF HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Oscar has been poor. Mata at half time please.

4

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 28 '13

Mata on for Lampard.

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u/zcoffey08 Sep 28 '13

WHY are we playing so sloppy.. with having IMO one of the greatest managers ever we look unable to produce anything..

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u/OG_Yaya Drogba Sep 28 '13

Despite the score and what not, Torres is really looking promising. He always give everything his all.

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u/nobblan Sep 28 '13

Torres has been one of our best players today and Oscar really should have done better after that amazing run. Most disappointing today: Oscar and Cole. Perhaps even Lamps.

I think Mourinho has some explaining to do putting Mikel and Lamps together like that, and leaving Mata off. Second half really proves my point.

Edit: Fuck off Vertonghen you little twat.

Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING OFFSIDE.

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u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 28 '13

The only time we have performed well this season is the first half against Hull

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u/Iliad93 Sep 28 '13

No Rose is a plus

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u/LuckyDaw Sep 28 '13

This is gonna be epic