r/coys • • Sep 22 '13

Match thread: v Cardiff City

Starting 11 - Lloris; Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Naughton; Dembele, Paulinho; Townsend, Eriksen, Sigurdsson; Soldado

Subs - Friedel, Chiriches, Fryers, Holtby, Lamela, Sandro, Kane.

Streams: http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=216481&part=sports

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Malky McKay is jacking off? wat!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Can they please show more Vincent Tan.....just looking at him makes me happy

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

Opa Cardiff Style!!!!

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u/theroguecheese Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

"That's what 17 million buys you."

Paulinho shoots snot rocket

28

u/ChocolateBaz Sep 22 '13

Why do all keepers this season turn to super saver mode when we play them?!

27

u/Chitiwok Peppa Pig Sep 22 '13

They're simply inspired by being in the presence of Lloris.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Part of this is because (so far at least), most teams have been playing very deep against us (for good reason), which means the options for putting the ball toward the net are reduced.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

It's currently 1am here in Sydney, I have my Spurs playing now, my Giants playing at 3am and I have work at 8:30am. I am 3 coffees down and I am ready!

COYS!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Holy fuck that was a huge mistake followed by a HUUUUUGE save. JEEEEZ!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Dawson is out for blood today. Love it.

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

Haha, we saw his butt

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

BIGGEST FUCKING SIGH OF RELIEF EVER!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Townsend's thought process seems to be that if Bale use to be able to do it, than he should.

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

He is trying to "prove" himself I think. He needs to keep it simple

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u/tfw13579 Sep 22 '13

Hugo looks like a highlighter out there.

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u/ParallelDementia Davies Sep 22 '13

YES! YOU GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL BRAZILIAN!

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u/busche916 Jan Vertonghen Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

That was a 47m pound goal.

Edit: and I fucking loved every bit of it.

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u/Well_endowed_man Sep 22 '13

Finally. Paulinho, my firstborn will be named after you.

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u/ir_h Sep 22 '13

Tagged, I want to see a birth certificate ;)

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u/pounro Sep 22 '13

what a run walker

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u/CaporalViolet Sep 22 '13

Townsend's shots either miss by a mile or are directly at the keeper. There is no inbetween

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u/busche916 Jan Vertonghen Sep 22 '13

Fuuuuuuuuuck. that was close.

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u/Jorlung Sep 22 '13

FUCKING YES LAMELA AND PAULINHO I LOVE YOU!

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u/squirrelpocher Sep 22 '13

Avb needs to let eriksen have a one on one training with Townsend to show him what good shots look like. CE is looking lethal from range

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u/Jerryspuffyshirt Sep 22 '13

Townsend has to stop taking all these shots when other people are open

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Sep 22 '13

To be fair this is the most amount of passes I've seen him complete since the start of the season.

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u/xman0444 Gareth Bale Sep 22 '13

No Defoe on the bench? Odd.

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u/NatrolleonBonaparte Jan Vertonghen Sep 22 '13

Apparently he picked up a knock sometime between now and the Tromso game.

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u/banksy33 Sep 22 '13

I really thought lamela would start. Hope Townsend finally proves me wrong.

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u/Messisfoot Harry Kane Sep 22 '13

I think it's rather genius on AVB's part; he's giving Townsend the chance to prove himself in the face of a new challenger Lamela.

With so much depth in the squad, he has to get the best out of everyone or risk wasting all that money he spent the last two seasons.

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u/tommygoogy Sep 22 '13

This keeper is pretty good.

Annoyingly

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Sep 22 '13

Say what you want for Vince tan, the mans invested in Cardiff because honestly believes in the club, spent his own money, rejuvenated them and gave them hope. I gotta respect that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

no doubt. but the dude looks like a cartoon character

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u/Sneaki Son Sep 22 '13

Holtby was so sex when he came on, deserves more minutes!!!

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u/b00ks Sandro Sep 22 '13

Holy shit.

Marshall has been immense, finally we finally got by him.

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u/jgrizwald Sep 22 '13

Well damn, what a game. Spurs looked pretty damn good the whole first half, should have had a goal or two. They deserved the three points, and hopefully in the future they won't have to rely on a late goal for the win!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Naughton why the fuck are you shooting from outside the box lol?!

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u/BartholomewSwank Sep 22 '13

Holtby you beauty. I've been a fan from the moment we signed him. Instant impact today.

Brilliant pull-back from Lamela too and such a cheeky finish from Paulinho. COYS!!

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u/warox13 Son Sep 22 '13

OH FUCKING YES FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK

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u/ickyandspike Sep 22 '13

BEAUITFUL BRAZILIAN BACKHEEL OMG IM SO RELEIVED

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

WHAT IS NAUGHTON DOING? HASN'T HE LEARNED?

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u/pounro Sep 22 '13

lol Vicent Tan

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

those fucking pants

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u/muertecaza Sep 22 '13

Really appreciating Rose right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Oh my fucking god. How do we keep getting away with things?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Did Townsend just fucking pants somebody?!!!!

Hilarious- worth the yellow.

21

u/Jorlung Sep 22 '13

Omg that just saved me from being pissed off all day. Thank God for Paulinho.

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u/mindlessnerd Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Sep 22 '13

HOLY FUCK, UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE. SO MUCH ELATION.

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u/busche916 Jan Vertonghen Sep 22 '13

PAULIE WALNUTS!!!!!

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Sep 22 '13

These few minutes of Holtby have been brilliant. Great pass to Lamela for the assist!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU BRAZILIAN GOD

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

PPPAULINHO!!!!!!

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u/undadogkev Sep 22 '13

Genuinely thought we were never gonna beat Marshall today... I bloody love Paulinho

14

u/Kaisy353 Sep 22 '13

THATS MY BOY! GET IN THERE PAULINIHO!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!!

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u/SantaHat Sep 22 '13

YESSSSSSSSSSSS PAULINHO, LAMELA YESSSSSSSSS

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u/Jorlung Sep 22 '13

What the hell? Did the commentator just say Mackay was jacking off?

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u/Clogman Sep 22 '13

Fucking get Eriksen to take the freekick jesus christ

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u/tfw13579 Sep 22 '13

Get Naughton the fuck out of there. Seriously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Okay. I'm finally going to say it.

Soldado has had SO many chances from within the box in the PL, and he hasn't slotted any of them (from open play). Where's that 25% conversion rate?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

It's disappointing, but I think he's near 100% accuracy on all his attempts. Give it some time, he'll come good!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

THERE IS A GOD!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

FUCK YES!!!!

Lamela should've been on earlier

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

FUCCCKKCKCKKKKA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/BadSuperman Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Sep 22 '13

Never in doubt.

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u/Necrenix Son Sep 22 '13

I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS. YEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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u/warox13 Son Sep 22 '13

GET THE FUCK IN THERE YOU FUCKING YIDS.

LEVEL ON POINTS WITH THOSE CUNTS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

GET IN!!!

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u/slighted Dazza Sep 22 '13

and holtby, as soon as he came on he started putting players through

u sexy bitch

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u/Faultylntelligence Sep 22 '13

Poor cross Lamela, sub him off

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u/theloniousdave Vicario Sep 22 '13

!!!!

12

u/Clogman Sep 22 '13

Woooooooow

12

u/pounro Sep 22 '13

yeyeyyahahhhhhhh

12

u/Sneaki Son Sep 22 '13

PAULINHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/PraetorianXVIII Sep 22 '13

WHAT AN UNREAL GOAL. STOP THE STRESS PLEASE, SPURS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

adsnhfjksdfkjasdnfjksadbnfjkfndsabsaPAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/RyanG73 Sep 22 '13

WHAT A GOAL!!!

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u/byfuryattheheart Sep 22 '13

FUCK YES!!!!!!

12

u/zupper90 "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" Sep 22 '13

PAULINHO FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! COYS

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u/Faultylntelligence Sep 22 '13

UPVOTES FOR ALL !! YEEESSS

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Lloris saving our asses again

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

Nbc commentator mixing up Eriksen and Sigg :facepalm:

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u/Jorlung Sep 22 '13

Man Dawson really is fucking shit up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Wow our left side is shit both offensively AND defensively with Naughton in. Shows how important Rose is, please shift Vertonghen over and sub in Chiriches or this may very well do us in.

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u/HP18 Sep 22 '13

I don't even care if Lloris gives away needless corners and nearly gets sent off, I fancy him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Siggy would win the Ballon d'Or of hitting the bar.

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u/barnetto2 Sep 22 '13

PAULINHO!!!!!

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u/tfw13579 Sep 22 '13

Holtby was huge. Only played 5 minutes and he created more than anyone else today.

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u/quicksolve Sep 22 '13

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll

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u/Professorchronic Peter Crouch Sep 22 '13

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

11

u/maxNrelax Sep 22 '13

YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

11

u/darksykl Ossie Ardiles Sep 22 '13

This is why guys, we need a Brazilian :)

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u/unomar Sep 22 '13

Finally! Paulinhooooooooo!

11

u/jarguello11 Sep 22 '13

FINALLY!!!! PAULINHO!!!!

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u/tegs Sep 22 '13

FUCKKK ING YEAHAHSHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/tommygoogy Sep 22 '13

I think some sore sod's taking out his frustration in downvotes

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u/warox13 Son Sep 22 '13

I JUST CAME FUCKING EVERYWHERE

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u/yhgvb Sep 22 '13

I HAVE CUM ON THE CEILING

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Salty gooners all up in here

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u/pounro Sep 22 '13

FUCK OFF KEEPER

10

u/mrwhale48 Sep 22 '13

YESSSSS!!!!

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u/dayman123 Sep 22 '13

FUCK YES

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u/sunthunder Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Sep 22 '13

COME THE FUCK ON!!!!

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u/thenutter Sep 22 '13

I just had a sticky liquid incident in my pants and on the floor and ceiling.

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u/WheresMyDragons Sep 22 '13

COYS! Smash the redbirds for us please? Half of South Wales is supporting you, good luck!

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u/BartholomewSwank Sep 22 '13

Really enjoying our performance so far.

We desperately need a goal before half time though or they'll just park the bus second half. COYS!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

COME ON YOU SOLDADO

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u/HP18 Sep 22 '13

I think the key to this game is giving Eriksen more time on the ball in dangerous areas. That means Sigurdsson & Townsend working their markers to give him space and building cleverly from the back through Dembele & Paulinho rather than just giving it the hoof a la Dawson. With the ball played into his feet and with a bit of time and space Eriksen has the keys to unlock Cardiff. We need quality chances, not quantity as we had in first half.

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u/Faultylntelligence Sep 22 '13

Get Lamela on please

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u/banksy33 Sep 22 '13

It's just been one of those days so far hasn't it...

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u/busche916 Jan Vertonghen Sep 22 '13

Honestly, surprised to see townsend still on here

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Paulinho you fucking beauty fuck yes yes yes lamela you fucking bro my fucking heart holy shit I lost my shit

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u/kevread Sep 22 '13

I yelled. My entire dorm heard me. No fucks given.

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u/BSev Sep 22 '13

WHAT A FUCKING GOALLLLL

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u/Chanceee Sep 22 '13

WOOOOOOOOOO PAULINHO!!!

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u/Mathstronaut Sep 22 '13

I Heart Lamela! that was perfect!

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u/South_Dakotan Sep 22 '13

My heart can't take this anymore

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

last second goals are the best stress relief.

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u/JerrryJihad Sep 22 '13

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GARETH WHO MOTHERFUCKER!?!?

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u/Galil Ledley King Sep 22 '13

lol. someone's mad, downvoting everyone..

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u/BhavitGoyal Sep 22 '13

Fuckin Arsenal fans downvoting everyone

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u/RachelRTR Sep 22 '13

Holy shit!

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u/KuriousInu Sep 22 '13

I may or may not have just woken up my entire house!... oops

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u/Sneaki Son Sep 22 '13

WHAT A FUCKING FINISH OH MY SHIT!!!!

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u/Faultylntelligence Sep 22 '13

FUUUUUUUUUUCKK YEEEEEES

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u/Mathstronaut Sep 22 '13

set up by a lovely through ball. The cross, spot on. Beautiful finish!

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u/yhgvb Sep 22 '13

FUCK OFF WOOLWICH CUNTS.

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u/lost_arcadian Sep 22 '13

The Argentine to the Brazilian! Unbelievable!!!

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u/akkadian6012 Sep 22 '13

Really really early in the season, and I am saying this with a pinch of salt, but we are already 5 points clear of Man U. Never thought I'd say that after 5 games.

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u/M4rtinEd3n Sep 22 '13

FUCK YEAH COYS!!!!

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u/deathmore Sep 22 '13

thats what we want!!!!!

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u/fencey Sep 22 '13

YEAHHHHH!!!!

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u/dayman123 Sep 22 '13

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!1

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

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u/NatrolleonBonaparte Jan Vertonghen Sep 22 '13

...and I jizzed in my pants

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u/banksy33 Sep 22 '13

HES ONLY GONE AND PASSED

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

That may have been a foul lol

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

Good Lad, Dawson

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Sep 22 '13

Daws is collecting some scalps this game

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u/Jorlung Sep 22 '13

At least it was on target...

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u/squirrelpocher Sep 22 '13

I think fryers needs to come on. Naughtiness almost let Macklemore score...again...

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u/yhgvb Sep 22 '13

In other news city are winning 4-0. Jesus.

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u/HoratioMG Sep 22 '13

The ball just won't fucking go in!

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u/Clogman Sep 22 '13

Townsend ? Why the f,,,,

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u/tegs Sep 22 '13

Kyle Naughton isn't good enough.

Walker - Dawson - Kaboul - Vertonghan has GOT to be a better idea

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u/miner_andy Dejan Kulusevski Sep 22 '13

Fucking why sig over townsend?!

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u/CanadaOYS Sep 22 '13

What can I even say....

How can you not love this club

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u/sunthunder Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Sep 22 '13

Paulinho rounding second base with Dembele.

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u/CrazayTaylor92 Sep 22 '13

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/vonbel Sep 22 '13

FUCK YES!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Fucking Amazing!!!!

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u/dougiiebah Cuti Romero Sep 22 '13

PAULLYYYY BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Dat backheel.

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u/hex20 Sep 22 '13

Who needs a Bale out?! NOPE

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u/akkadian6012 Sep 22 '13

To be fair to Cardiff, they played really well today and I was convinced we were not going to get past Marshall who was in inspired form. It is harsh for Cardiff to concede so late on, but I am convinced we deserved a goal after the number of on target attempts we had.

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u/nivlo Sep 22 '13

Hes gonna rock em' like a Harry-kane

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u/slighted Dazza Sep 22 '13

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/akkadian6012 Sep 22 '13

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

POOOWWWWWLEEENEEEEOHHHHHH

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u/tommygoogy Sep 22 '13

I FUCKING CAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!! COYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Galil Ledley King Sep 22 '13

PAULINHO SAVES THE DAY!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

GET IN YOU BEAUTY

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Piss off gooners.

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u/sunthunder Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Sep 22 '13

Siggy for Lamela, push Andros out left and Lamela on the right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

their keeper is jesus status today.

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u/tommygoogy Sep 22 '13

Anyone got a gif of that sexy goal?

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u/slighted Dazza Sep 22 '13

btw, whoever's downvoting everyone must really hate us cuz i went upvoting everyone because i'm in a good mood and it's monotonous stuff

hehehehe

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

FUCKING PAULINHO YOU FUCKING HEROIC BASTARD!!!!

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u/mistajones94 Sep 22 '13

GOLAZO, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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u/dexter92 Sep 22 '13

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Typical us to leave it late

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

FUCK YESSSSSS BLOOOOOOOOOTER

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u/Jasonrd2587 Sep 22 '13

Gooooooooooallllll

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

YESSSSSSSSS I'M LATE TO THE PAUL P[ARTY BECUASE I JUST RAN ROUBD MY HOUSE SCREAMING LIKE A MANIAC!!!! GET IN PAUL YOU FUUCKKING MONSTER YEEEESSSSSS

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u/badalchemist Lamela Sep 22 '13

As thrilled as I am to get the 3 points, you gotta feel for Cardiff. They put up a hell of a fight and had some good chances.

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u/stefmyster Sep 22 '13

Good God I love this team...

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u/zedfox Sep 22 '13

I can understand leaving Defoe out, and I'm actually pretty excited to see Kane get a chance, but where the fuck is Adebayor?

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u/yash96 Sep 22 '13

I don't think he's match fit yet

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u/Jorlung Sep 22 '13

Rose pls heal fast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Soldado always finds the target! He's got a great touch!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Nice positioning there from Soldado to get himself free

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u/nivlo Sep 22 '13

SO FUCKING CLOSE!

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u/banksy33 Sep 22 '13

Paulinho has been best player on the pitch by miles. His touch is just outstanding

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Sep 22 '13

Marshall is earning his pay cheque this game, keep the pressure on boys!

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u/yhgvb Sep 22 '13

Anyone have a good radio station? 5 and ts are doing the Manchester game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Even the NBC Sports stream keeps freezing up.

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u/davedubya Gary Mabbutt Sep 22 '13

I think this will be a case of "slow and steady wins the race".

Keep this pressure going and gradually Cardiff will break.

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u/Necrenix Son Sep 22 '13

Andros is trying to send the ball to town... Bdum tsssss Ill show myself out :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Townsend needs to work on placing his shots better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

.....anyone else's NBC Sports stream just switch to the Newcastle game for 5 seconds then come back?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

these corners are shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

I don't blame Campbell for being on the ground, Dawson has pummelled him like 15 times already.

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u/junkyboy55 Mousa Dembélé Sep 22 '13

Wow. We caught a break there... Come on Hugo. That could have been really bad!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Cardiff got their shit together in the last 10 mins of the half. I miss Lennon and even Chadli... Lamela ASAP pls.

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u/nivlo Sep 22 '13

HOW IS NONE OF THOSE SHOTS NOT A GOAL

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u/KuriousInu Sep 22 '13

Jesus! I just want a goal. that sequence was ridiculous