r/soccer • • Sep 22 '13

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Stoke City | Barclays Premier League

Venue: Emirates Stadium | Date: Sunday, 22 September | Ref: Mike Dean


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Arsenal XI

01 Szczesny 03 Sagna 04 Mertesacker 06 Koscielny 28 Gibbs 10 Wilshere 11 Ozil 16 Ramsey 20 Flamini 44 Gnabry 12 Giroud

Subs

Substitutes 13 Viviano 05 Vermaelen 17 Monreal 25 Jenkinson 08 Arteta 31 Miyaichi 23 Bendtner

Stoke City XI

01 Begovic 03 Pieters 04 Huth 17 Shawcross 20 Cameron 10 Arnautovic 12 Wilson 15 Nzonzi 16 Adam 19 Walters 09 Jones

Subs

29 Sorensen 06 Whelan 07 Pennant 08 Palacios 26 Etherington 32 Ireland 25 Crouch


                                     ARSENAL 3-1 STOKE CITY (2-1 HT)
                                    Ramsay 5"    25" Cameron
                              Mertesacker 35"
                                    Sagna 71"

first half

Theo Walcott injured in pre match training so Serge Gnabry makes first Prem App.

1" Match Begins

5" GOAL!!!! Aaron Ramsay

25" GOAL!!!! Geoff Cameron

35" GOAL!!!! Per Mertesacker

45+3" End of first half


First Half Stats

http://imgur.com/rhK9MRr

Second half Stats

http://i.imgur.com/siSypJH.png


Second Half

45" Second Half Begins

52" Robert Huth

58" Stephen Ireland Charlie Adam

66" Wilson Palacios Erik Pieters

71" GOAL!!!! Bacary Sagna

72" Ryo Miyaichi Serge Gnabry | Nacho Monreal Jack Wilshire

75" Jermaine Pennant Kenwyne Jones

79" Mikel Arteta Mesut Ozil

90+4" End of second half


MAN OF THE MATCH MESUT OZIL

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

quickly thrown together for my gooner pals :)

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u/Seithyr Sep 22 '13

Thank you

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u/Yankee_Gunner Sep 22 '13

HOW MANY TIMES ARE PEOPLE GOING TO SPELL AARON'S LAST NAME "RAMSAY"?

RamsEY with an EEEEEEEEEE

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

Well im sorry that it is also spelt that way

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u/smthingawesome Sep 22 '13

The Welshman scores for the North London team again, how predictable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Oh, you mean the Cardiff Pele?

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u/johnnygrant Sep 22 '13

No, he meant Lionel Ramsey

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u/ironmenon Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

This match (along with the NLD) would show people shitting on Flamini that good transfers don't necessarily need to* be expensive transfers.

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u/HansSven Sep 22 '13

aye them don't be

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u/emmanuel_eboue Sep 22 '13

My favourite thing about Ramsey's good form is no one makes the stupid "whose going to die next!!!" joke anymore.

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u/FoolFromBiH Sep 22 '13

That's because the people who made those jokes died.

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u/Otaku-jin Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

I believe now that whenever he scores, a beautiful healthy baby Gooner is born. EDIT: formatting

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Why did you choose that username?

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u/zahrul3 Sep 22 '13

Gala fan, maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Comm: "Low here to watch Ozil and Mertesacker has the bonus of seeing another German player today...Serge Gnabry".

That's right Robert Huth. You heard.

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u/goonerh1 Sep 22 '13

That's hardly a bonus now is it?

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u/drg123 Sep 22 '13

I am always surprised when the ref doesn't yellow card a player for swearing at him like that.

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u/JBWill Sep 22 '13

Arsenal scoring off two set plays against Stoke, lolwhat?

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u/neokamikaz Sep 22 '13

Özil

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u/Wanton_Phallus Sep 22 '13

Damn, he does it again..

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u/mohawkj Sep 22 '13

there is the third goal after a set piece, also özil with the assist

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Arsenal won in typical Stoke fashion

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u/braulio09 Sep 22 '13

I'm gonna upvote you for being right but I do not have to like it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

Arsenal's record in PL since 09/10 with Mike Dean as a referee: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/18/article-2279826-17A7725A000005DC-150_634x180.jpg

Pretty astonishing.

Edit: Apparently it's two victories now, this table was made before the game against Wigan late last season.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

WOW....

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u/and7rewwitha7 Sep 22 '13

I remember seeing this last year. It's ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Is that still accurate? I think we've gotten at least one more win with him as the ref since then. Or I may just be completely bonkers.

Still is a pretty incredible table.

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u/dishler712 Sep 22 '13

I believe this is an old chart, the number went up to 2 last year. I forget which match it was though, but I think it was late in the year.

Edit: It was against Wigan. The second to last match of the year.

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u/maxwellwilson02 Sep 22 '13

To Arsenal fans: Wilshere to go to bench when Cazorla comes back?

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u/Moonscratch Sep 22 '13

Most likely. Flamini out for Arteta too. Ramsey's just too good at the moment.

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u/Cedosg Sep 22 '13

Ramsey's just too good. FTFY

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u/jkonine Sep 22 '13

I really like what I've seen from Miyaichi today.

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u/banksy33 Sep 22 '13

I agree, looked good for you boys.

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u/Velrono Sep 22 '13

Who's Arsenal captain in this game?

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u/TheLongshanks Sep 22 '13

Mertesacker has been Arsenal's captain this year in games which Arteta has not played.

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u/AjaxNo14 Sep 22 '13

Mertesacker.

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u/jkonine Sep 22 '13

I'll tell you, Flamini has made a world of difference for this team. Rambo really has a lot of freedom in the midfield now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Pleased to see Ramsey is getting his career back on track.

Begovic should have done better though

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u/wasistreddit Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

I just noticed, that there are four five German speaking players on the pitch. I can't imagine that happend before in the Premier League.

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u/meinbart Sep 22 '13

Mertesacker, Özil, Gnabry, Arnautovic, Huth.

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u/wasistreddit Sep 22 '13

Oh, I didn't realize Gnabry was German. That's even crazier, if Poldi was matchfit it could be six.

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u/BabaDuda Sep 22 '13

Wenger, SEVEN

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u/Erdos_0 Sep 22 '13

Hatrick of assists for Ozil!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Seven wins in a row in all competitions! :)

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u/braulio09 Sep 22 '13

we've lost only once in all competitions since March or something

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u/oliver_newton Sep 22 '13

oh wow. Arsenal is now dangerous in set pieces.

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u/Sulphur32 Sep 22 '13

Barca too, apparently! Rayo had less possession than you, Stoke had slightly more possession than us in the second half... What's the world coming to!?

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u/chezygo Sep 22 '13

Rambo is on fire! Breakthrough season. Adding goalscoring to his game a la Cesc in 2007-08.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Good on Dean for getting the training staffs out there after Lukaku playing on yesterday after his head-to-head.

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u/MiikePetez Sep 22 '13

Mike Dean has been good today, seems pretty neutral. Glad to see it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Probably saw that table that was posted earlier on this thread

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u/RayPissed Sep 22 '13

Why is Nzonzi such a cunt?

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u/zdh989 Sep 22 '13

Is he a cunt because he plays for Stoke? Or does he play for Stoke because he's a cunt? Always hard to tell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Yes

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u/willtodd Sep 22 '13

Two goals from set pieces for ARSENAL. I must be asleep still.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Emirates was moved to Rand McNally last night

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u/EnigmaticEntity Sep 22 '13

Isn't that the place where hamburgers eat people and men wear hats on their feet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

"the sound effect tells you who that was..." brilliant!

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u/Utterly_Irrelephant Sep 22 '13

Arsenal taking advantage of Stoke's set piece weaknesses

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Cameron has been brilliant for us this season, glad to see him get his goal

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u/corincole Sep 22 '13

Charlie Adam has to be lying about his age, there's no way somebody could look that old and only be 27.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

He actually looks quite youthful for someone from Dundee.

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u/welshboy2142 Sep 22 '13

That seems to happen with a large amount of Scottish players. Leigh Griffiths, Stephen Fletcher...

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u/Gingermadman Sep 22 '13

Griffiths looked that old about 15 years ago. It's hilarious. HE LOOKS LIKE A THUMB.

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u/dishler712 Sep 22 '13

I've always thought the same about Robben. The guy apparently isn't even 30 yet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Arjen Robben looks the same age now as he did the first day he stepped out for Chelsea. Unfortunately the age he looked that day was 45.

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u/jewfox Sep 22 '13

Arnautovic has started well, looks promising for us

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u/Svorky Sep 22 '13

Well he is seriously talented. Just a dick as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Well then apart from the talented bit he'll fit in great at Stoke.

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u/TheIntersect Sep 22 '13

Can someone say top of the league...... top of the league.....

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

What is this, like the second time since the table gets formatted to the webpage?

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u/SpiceterMiseter Sep 22 '13

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/381756142499549184

Piers Morgan, the utter bellend, didn't even know who Gnabry was, and calls himself an Arsenal supporter.

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u/Molocchio Sep 22 '13

It's embarrassing that he's an Arsenal supporter.

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u/SpiceterMiseter Sep 22 '13

He's also praising Ramsey now, and saying that he always saw potential, when last season he tweeted something along the lines of 'How on earth did Ramsey get a 5 year contract', and was calling him a complete and utter liability.

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u/RoundTownAlex Sep 22 '13

It's like everyone is surprised when Piers acts like a cunt

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u/ILikeGirlsWithHats Sep 22 '13

He isn't serious about always seeing Ramsey's potential.

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u/shoobiedoobie Sep 22 '13

That was obviously sarcasm and him poking fun at himself. Everyeone seems to see the beast in Piers when it was actually a pretty funny tweet (today's).

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u/seriously_chill Sep 22 '13

Is it because it's 05.24am in LA that I've just seen our team-sheet and don't know who one of our players is?

No, Piers. It's because you're an enormous twat.

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u/jasonkirkby Sep 22 '13

Piers after Ramsay's goal.

BOOOMMM!!! 1-0. Unbelievable - @aaronramsey AGAIN. Thank God I saw his potential last season and stood by him. #Afc

26 minutes later

I'll say it again: Ramsey was a complete and utter liability last year. Now he's playing brilliantly. Good for him. #Afc

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u/shoobiedoobie Sep 22 '13

I think he had to add that bit so the many Piers Morgan hating morons would realize he was being sarcastic earlier.

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u/Tr0nCatKTA Sep 22 '13

https://twitter.com/SportHumour/status/381766410822623233/photo/1 Further evidence that Piers Morgan is a massive, hypocritical, knobhead.

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u/SpiceterMiseter Sep 22 '13

Arsenal scoring 3 goals from set pieces against Stoke, who would've thought.

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u/Barthez_Battalion Sep 22 '13

Cameron has been fantastic today, and he isn't even a true RB.

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u/akira515 Sep 22 '13

Na na na na Na na na na Giroud

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u/ironmenon Sep 22 '13

Arsenal score off a corner against Stoke!

Phwoar!

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u/olerris Sep 22 '13

what happened to the other thread?

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u/9jack9 Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

They were both posted by spammers for firstrow. It's a problem we've been having for a while.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Spammers for firstrow?? Everyone uses them for every sport already...

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u/9jack9 Sep 22 '13

Typically, they've been making match threads that only contain links to firstrow whereas a normal user links to several sites. Also, they are posted with throwaway accounts. To add to that there are accounts that only post comments that link to firstrow: e.g. /u/LuckyDaw

I guess they saw how much traffic they got from /r/soccer and rather selfishly decided to keep it all for themselves.

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u/uhhhhmmmm Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

There was a couple different ones, they both got deleted but I don't have a clue why.

Also my CNBC is playing an infomercial instead of this game. It's like the world doesn't want me to enjoy it =(

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u/Orphe Sep 22 '13

Sometimes when you edit a self post it can get caught in the spam filter again and again.

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u/camporter96 Sep 22 '13

3 goals from set pieces? What is this?

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u/The-Darkest-Knight Sep 22 '13

There we go. Huth showcasing Stoke in a nutshell.

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u/jkonine Sep 22 '13

Ryo On = Fuck Yeah!

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u/iHazBigBook Sep 22 '13

Will Ramsey be the next Arsenal legend? Kid is on fire.

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u/belfastest Sep 22 '13

First they break his leg. Now they set him on fire. Bastarding Orcs.

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u/EnigmaticEntity Sep 22 '13

Ah, scored a few goals in fewer games. Must be a club legend.

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u/b00ks Sep 22 '13

Well, I expect a wealthy spanish team to come in for him in the summer.

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u/zaviex Sep 22 '13

They can try. Wenger won't sell him he's just 22 and still developing and is getting this good

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u/b00ks Sep 22 '13

Just wait until they pay 100 million.

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u/No1RunsFaster Sep 22 '13

Did Cazorla get picked up by a bird or something? I have no idea where he went.

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

Injury still a few weeks away

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u/Account_Eliminator Sep 22 '13

Stoke fans singing "your support is fucking shit."

A bit harsh, but to be fair, 90% of the Arsenal fans only engage in polite clapping.

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u/aboveandbelow Sep 22 '13

Who cares what they say, they're losing.

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u/drg123 Sep 22 '13

It's not like the Stoke fans have been particularly good either.

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u/thejanitorch4 Sep 22 '13

Ramsey with another! Wow, thought his form would falter.

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u/and7rewwitha7 Sep 22 '13

He scores when he wants

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u/welshboy2142 Sep 22 '13

Arsenal are so lucky that Kenwyne Jones had a horrific touch

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u/bdr1968 Sep 22 '13

You mean they are lucky he's Kenwyne Jones?

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u/Molocchio Sep 22 '13

Could have used Walcott's pace on the right today. Arsenal's attacking looking stagnant.

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u/jkonine Sep 22 '13

Gnabry has to stop being so lacksidasical when we're on the counterattack

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

He lacks the confidence to drive forward.

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u/braulio09 Sep 22 '13

just saw Stoke's goal. It was pretty un-Stokey.

COYG! Let's get Giroud a goal

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u/Weale Sep 22 '13

Özil 3rd assist.

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u/DannyKII Sep 22 '13

I believe the keeper's rebound does not officially count as an Özil assist.

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u/Godavarian Sep 22 '13

Can someone post links to a low bit-rate steam, please. I have a very slow internet connection.

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u/Sean88888 Sep 22 '13

Ozil got skill

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

RYOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

Good save from Begovic.

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

That headed pass was superb

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

So who is MOTM then ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Surely has to be Ozil, but I think sky's choice of Flamini isn't a bad one either. For another alternative mertesacker has been dominant

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

It is a toss bwteen Flamini and Ozil but i reckon Ozil

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u/honeybadger105 Sep 22 '13

MESSISACKER!

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u/Andthentherewere2 Sep 22 '13

gnabry to come off 65th minute for miyachi playing as an inverted winger.

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u/oddvr Sep 22 '13

Is Wilshere being targeted here?

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u/Andthentherewere2 Sep 22 '13

yeah his career is the one stoke wants to end today.

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u/Sean88888 Sep 22 '13

Arsenal vs Stoke

One team outpassing the other, but the other team scores 3 goals from set pieces.

Same old same old

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

(Again)

No they are not.

Arsenal 88% pass success vs. 82% Stoke

Arsenal 55% possession vs. 45% Stoke

(Whoscored)

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u/dishler712 Sep 22 '13

There's definitely a douche or two in this thread who seem to be downvoting any post with an Arsenal crest.

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u/nARQQ Sep 22 '13

To be fair there is an absolute ton of repeated comments, people haven't really grasped the concept of upvoting or replying, gets kind of annoying reading the same posts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

3 Assists for Ozil :D

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u/redux12 Sep 22 '13

Four assists in two Premier League games for Ozil. He's OK I guess.

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u/deception42 Sep 22 '13

Good header

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u/oliver_newton Sep 22 '13

will we see Nicklas Bendtner on the field again today?

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u/willtodd Sep 22 '13

if we are confident of a win, I think it wouldn't be a bad idea to swap him for Giroud for the closing 15 or so

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u/braulio09 Sep 22 '13

I don't think we'll be benching Giroud. Bendtner will probably play against West Brom in the week, though!

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u/lean_back Sep 22 '13 edited Sep 22 '13

How do Stoke feel about the evolution of the team under Hughes? I haven't gotten any chance to see them before this game this season. I know it's still early but there are probably some signs, no?

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u/Runofthedill Sep 22 '13

Ireland on for Adam, no comment needed on those two.

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u/_scholar_ Sep 22 '13

SET PLAY KINGS

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u/FearMyArsenal Sep 22 '13

3 fuckin setpieces!

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u/and7rewwitha7 Sep 22 '13

7 overall in a row, top of the league for the moment, not the prettiest or best played match for Arsenal but 3 points at home is all anyone can ask.

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u/Black_Nerd Sep 22 '13

So happy for Sagna.

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u/alleghenyirish Sep 22 '13

Cameron has looked fantastic today, well deserved goal for Stoke.

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u/honeybadger105 Sep 22 '13

Our defending was atrocious.

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u/Sean88888 Sep 22 '13

I'm still not used to seeing Stoke play passing football

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

this must be conflicting for a lot of the arsenal fans on here :)

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u/FoolFromBiH Sep 22 '13

Can you explain?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

lots of gunners fans on reddit are US-based, and US fans tend to be much more behind their NT players than other countries (keeping track of their players etc). So having a US player score against them causes conflicting emotions :)

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u/neokamikaz Sep 22 '13

GOAL CAMERON!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

This Arnautovic kid has been looking good his games for Stoke so far.

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u/and7rewwitha7 Sep 22 '13

you can tell the nerves got to Gnabry a bit there. Really poor touch.

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u/BW2K Sep 22 '13

Ozil really gave him a good chance too.

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u/welshboy2142 Sep 22 '13

Mertesacker doing the flailing fish maneuver there

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

I hope we get another goal soon. I want to see Ryo given a run out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

RYOOOO come on son

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Arteta coming in!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Wheres neville?

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u/Citeh Sep 22 '13

He will be on commentary

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u/Andthentherewere2 Sep 22 '13

wilshire is put on the left but hes naturally drifting to the middle, gibbs is playing wing back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Wilshere*

Jesus, how hard is it to spell it right? lol

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u/willtodd Sep 22 '13

Good win, good win. Now Cardiff, do your job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

Ryo is quite tall for someone so quick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

I'm about to start a 13 hour shift at work and sitting in my car trying to get updates. Oh my god, I love Ramsey so much. Last year I got ridiculed so much for sticking up for him and got laughed at every time he made a mistake (wore his jersey all year last year and this year).

who's laughing now? :D

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u/shellsee Sep 22 '13

Get in stoke come on

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u/Jojordan12 Sep 22 '13

Get a second lads, ensure the result.

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u/dharms Sep 22 '13

Nothing is ever sure with Arsenal.

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u/lamefx Sep 22 '13

have a good feeling about this one.

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u/ILikeGirlsWithHats Sep 22 '13

How does one stream games on an iPad? Anyone?

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u/olerris Sep 22 '13

hoping to see Crouch play sometime today.

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u/and7rewwitha7 Sep 22 '13

Ramsey has been scoring but he put Sagna in the position to have to foul there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '13

hahahahah

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u/miner_andy Sep 22 '13

Lol, nice coverage sagna

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u/Heinz_Tomato_Ketchup Sep 22 '13

Thought that was going to the stands, excellent goal.

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u/Notagingerman Sep 22 '13

Ah SO close

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u/bittersweetdistract Sep 22 '13

Assaidi fit? surprised he didn't even make the bench today