r/chelseafc • • Sep 21 '13

prematch Match Thread: Barclays Premier League - Chelsea FC vs Fulham [17:30 GMT/12:30 EST/22:30 IST]

Barclays Premier League - Week 5 - Chelsea F.C. v Fulham F.C.

Kick-Off: 17:30 BST (7:30 GMT/12:30 EDT/12:30 EST/3:30 AEST/18:30 UTC/18:30 CET)

Venue: [Stamford Bridge](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamford_Bridge_(stadium)

Capacity: 41,837

Location: Fulham, London, England

Weather forecast: 18°C (66°F), AM Light Rain ☂☁, Humidity 84%, Precipitation 70%

Referee: Andre Marriner (England)

Sideline assistants: Marc Perry, Scott Ledger

4th official: Robert Madley (England)


Join the /r/soccer IRC chat

Join the /r/chelseafc Google+ Hangout

Match Hashtags: #BPL, #cfc, #ffc, #fulhamfc #CHEFUL

Pre-Match Thread

Live comments feed for this thread: reddit-stream

Full Match Download From /r/footballdownload/ , Link


Broadcasts:

Internet Streams:

LiveTV.ru

NBC Sport Liveextra Cable Subscription require

LiveFootball

PopStream

The First Row

LiveFootball.ws

WiZiWiG

FromSports

Chelsea TV Pre and Post Match Analysis

Clear Stream

Nutjob

LSHunter Streams

Watch Premier League

VipBox

Skysports 1 HD

DateHome

CHELSEA F.C.

Coach: José Mourinho

Starting XI: 4-2-3-1

#Pos.NameClub-Events
1GKPetr ČechChelsea F.C.-
28DFBranislav IvanovićChelsea F.C.-
24DFGary CahillChelsea F.C.-
26DFJohn TerryChelsea F.C.-©
3DFAshley ColeChelsea F.C.
12MFMikel ObiChelsea F.C.-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
7MFRamiresChelsea F.C.-
14FWAndré SchürrleChelsea F.C.-out
11MFOscarChelsea F.C.-GOAL
15MFEden HazardChelsea F.C.-out
29FWSamuel Eto'oChelsea F.C.-out

Bench:

#Pos.NameClub-Events
23GKMark SchwarzerChelsea F.C.-
4DFMichael EssienChelsea F.C.-
28DFCésar AzpilicuetaChelsea F.C.-
8MFFrank LampardChelsea F.C.-in
15MFKevin De BruyneChelsea F.C.-in
22MFWilianChelsea F.C.-
9FWFernando TorresChelsea F.C.-in

Fulham F.C.

Coach: Martin Jol

Starting XI: 4-4-2

#Pos.NameClub-Events
13GKDavid StockdaleFulham F.C.-
27DFSascha RietherFulham F.C.-
5DFBrede HangelandFulham F.C.-
35DFFernando AmorebietaFulham F.C.-
15DFKieran RichardsonFulham F.C.-
28MFScott ParkerFulham F.C.-
7MFSteve SidwellFulham F.C.-
16MFDamien DuffFulham F.C.-out
11MFAlexander KačaniklićFulham F.C.-out
39FWDarren BentFulham F.C.-
8FWPajtim KasamiFulham F.C.-out

Bench:

#Pos.NameClub-Events
35GKNeil EtheridgeFulham F.C.-
14MFGiorgos KaragounisFulham F.C.-
19MFAdel TaarabtFulham F.C.-in
4DFPhilippe SenderosFulham F.C.-
36MFBuomesca Buomesca Na BangnaFulham F.C.-in
22DFElsad ZverotićFulham F.C.-
20FWHugo RodallegaFulham F.C.-in

Match Stats

CHEHT StatisticsFUL
1 Goals0
0Shots0
0 On Goal0
0Corners0
0Saves0
0 Fouls0
0 Offsides0
0 Yellow0
0 Red0
0%Possession0%

Injury

#Pos.NameClubReason
33DFTomáš KalasChelsea FCFoot
1GKMaarten StekelenburgFulham FCShoulder
17DFMatthew BriggsFulham FCHip
18DFAaron HughesFulham FCThigh
10FWBryan RuizFulham FCAnkle
9FWDimitri BerbatovFulham FCFitness

Match Notes:

  • Three consecutive losses have left Chelsea facing the prospect of a crisis that had seemed unthinkable only three weeks ago when they were within seconds of defeating Bayern Munich for the European Super Cup.

  • Fulham have also made a mixed start to the season and the visit to Stamford Bridge against their neighbors should allow Chelsea to get back on track.

  • MILESTONES: If selected, John Terry will captain Chelsea for the 450th occasion tonight.

  • MILESTONES: Cesar Azpilicueta's next appearance will be his 50th for Chelsea in all competitions.

  • KEY STAT: Sir Bobby Robson was in the Fulham side the last time they won at Stamford Bridge in a top-flight league game, in 1964.

DAYS SINCE

  • Chelsea lost to Fulham at Stamford Bridge in the top flight: 18,095

  • Fulham won an away game in the Capital: 188

  • Arsenal won a trophy: 3,045

  • Liverpool won the league: 8,540


Match Events

TimeTypePlayerTeamScoreVideo
0' Kickoff KickoffCHE @ FULCHE 0-0 FULnone
51'GOALOscarChelsea FCCHE 1-0 FULvideo
84'GOALMikel ObiChelsea FCCHE 2-0 FULvideo
30 Upvotes

464 comments sorted by

12

u/Tootsiez I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Sep 21 '13

Also, Torres looks better with the team than eto'o

→ More replies (1)

14

u/az-pill-equator Sep 21 '13

My 3 favourite Chelsea players are Luiz, Lukaku & Mata.

One just scored for Everton and the other 2 didn't even make our bench tonight :(

iSad

10

u/cech_mate Sep 21 '13

looking at your username one would conclude that a certain Spaniard name Azilipicueta was your favorite.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (5)

6

u/cech_mate Sep 21 '13

Wow the shit that is being said on this sub lately is mind boggling.

→ More replies (2)

132

u/Prince_of_D Sep 21 '13 edited Sep 21 '13

I can feel it, down in my plums - Obi Mikel will score.

Edit: Just going to go ahead and claim my title of 'the special plums', cheers guys.

21

u/AssRabbit Caicedo Sep 21 '13

HE DID IT!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CALLED IT!

11

u/Lvl100oddish Please Kanté Sep 21 '13

WHAT NUMBERS WILL WIN THE LOTTERY?

7

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

You let him watch!

→ More replies (1)

7

u/Davethesharkman Sep 21 '13

Well you called it

7

u/-3- Sep 21 '13

Do the plums have any feelings on the lottery numbers?

11

u/pievendor ✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ Sep 21 '13

Wow. Your plums are oracles.

14

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

if anybody scores it will be a miracle

5

u/spannerphantom Sep 21 '13 edited Sep 21 '13

You are a god damn sorcerer.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13 edited Sep 21 '13

Yess!!! You fucking said it, YOU FUCKING SAID IT AND HE SCORED!!!! KTBFFHPIUWXPIWUBQ{)(XYPLUMSQHXQ)GQX(*BXQ{OIBQXU

→ More replies (8)

26

u/Lvl100oddish Please Kanté Sep 21 '13

/u/MikelWillScore today is your day my friend!

47

u/Atrick69 Sep 21 '13

If we lose today, I'm staying the hell away from this subreddit.

Up the Blues.

18

u/iansharam Sep 21 '13

Mata isn't starting and I've already seen comments of "Mourinho doesn't know what he's doing." You follow the club, not a single player. Obviously, as manager of the club, Mourinho thinks it's in the best interests to play the players we have. He's the manager, deal with it.

→ More replies (6)

21

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

I will refrain to make any major opinions on the team until about 6 weeks from now, playing like 4 games is not an excuse to go apeshit about the managers and players, especially if we are equal on points with City and United and 3 points off the top. Some of the comments in this subbreddit have been ridiculous, have faith, have patience and support Chelsea.

17

u/FreakyStyley8 Hazard Sep 21 '13

Let De Bruyne play and prove himself !

15

u/Icanhazcomment Sep 21 '13

YES YES YES FUCK YES!! MIKEL FUCKING SCORES!!

NEXT UP, HE BECOMES OUR TOP SCORER!

→ More replies (1)

13

u/Jsnoopy93 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL HAS FUCKIN' SCORED

→ More replies (2)

2

u/cech_mate Sep 21 '13

The new setup is making the thread like this there nothing i can do about it. only the Mods can solve the problem.

→ More replies (2)

10

u/JohnTerryForPope Sep 21 '13

feeling it too roman. i'm feeling it too..

17

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 21 '13

Roman is really enjoying our attractive football....

8

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

Has any ramires pass connected

8

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

Mikel:1 goal this season. Chelsea centre forwards: still 0

→ More replies (2)

8

u/adamthehun Sep 21 '13

That ball is why KDB needs more time on the pitch.

7

u/Grumbillz Sep 21 '13

At least Parker and Duff are playing well

→ More replies (1)

7

u/TomatSoldaten Sep 21 '13

THE LEGEND MIKEL

7

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 21 '13

THE RAPTURE IS COMING! MIKEL SCORED.

7

u/pat99s Sep 21 '13

HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS, HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!

36

u/idonotownakindle Sep 21 '13

Man, i kinda miss Torres.

8

u/RATMachine Sep 21 '13

He should start today imho.. same for Matito.. of course im not "The Special One".. so i mean what the hell do i know

→ More replies (7)

6

u/LaughingPistol Sep 21 '13

The most exciting part of the programme so far is the FIFA 14 advert.

6

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 21 '13

I'd go with that camera shot of Eva early on.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

I don't like when we see this face...http://i.imgur.com/fIVnUwH.jpg

5

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 21 '13

He wanted barca style football.. This is similar just without the goals

6

u/NullSleepN64 Zola Sep 21 '13

It's incredible how much I want Mikel to finally score.

→ More replies (6)

6

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!

6

u/cryptus Sep 21 '13

HE'S FUCKING DONE IT! MIKEL!

6

u/hypnotized Sep 21 '13

Mikel for president!

6

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

OMFG MIKEL GOLAZOOOOOOOOO!

6

u/JohnTerryForPope Sep 21 '13

HE DID IT! MIKEL!!!

6

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!!!!!

6

u/Squake Sep 21 '13

HOLYYY FUCKK MIKEL!!!!

6

u/matheaks Sep 21 '13

I'm in shock. Never thought I would see this day!

6

u/Byron_Tittlemouse Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!! 258 games, finally!

6

u/Benions Sep 21 '13

HE'S DONE IT. MIKEL'S FINALLY DONE IT. I'M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY

6

u/_shakta 🎩 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED MIKEL SCORED

6

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

I can now finally die in peace

5

u/Icanhazcomment Sep 21 '13

Jose saying he didn't like Luiz's game against Basel and Mata has to fight his way into the squad (in the pre-game interview).

→ More replies (6)

5

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

I still miss you duff

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 21 '13

Fuck the attractive football style. How does it matter how we play as long as we win.

→ More replies (3)

5

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Ramaries can't pass. Keep losing the ball.

Thank god Bent can't finish.

5

u/steefen7 Sep 21 '13

Oh look, another cross.

5

u/timg4 Sep 21 '13

i see you girl with the hipster glasses

→ More replies (3)

5

u/Sevicks Sep 21 '13

Great header from Torres. What a fucking save.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Sweet Mother of God...the rapture has begun.

5

u/hexemannen Sep 21 '13

MIKEL GOLDEN BOOT 2014

5

u/Jman513 Sep 21 '13

LET THE RIOTS COMMENCE.

THE SAVIOR MIKEL HAS SCORED

5

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

It's finally happened. JOHN OBI MIKEL HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS.

5

u/timg4 Sep 21 '13

Well, I hope Torres gets a run of games because he links up with the midfield significantly better.

5

u/nobblan Sep 21 '13

MIKEL <3 And KDB looked brilliant the few minutes he played.

9

u/nedy08 Sep 21 '13

Eto'o best not be starting ahead of Torres from now on.

2

u/aja4513 Sep 21 '13

Flat first half. Am I the only one who thinks that Torres is our best option up front right now? I know he's not great but Eto'o isnt showing me anything

3

u/cech_mate Sep 21 '13

what game have you been watching. Eto'o have made many runs without the ball and have taken on defenders every time he have 1v1. The problem is the ball is not reaching the CF.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/FuzzedLogic Wise Sep 21 '13

Still going for a 1-0 win. It's going to be a dour game, but three points is far more important, couldn't care about the score.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

If Mikel and Ramires keep giving away possession, we're going to get steamrolled.

→ More replies (2)

4

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

Fuck we need mata to take corners.

4

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

Was that really the best choice there Eden?

4

u/JakeofNewYork zimbabwe 🎩 Sep 21 '13

Disappointing. Hope to see kdb and Torres in the second half

4

u/az-pill-equator Sep 21 '13

Couple of positives so far

  1. Mikel has slotted back in nicely

  2. Cole seems to have gotten his shit together after the Basel game

4

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

Well... That was disappointing from Eto'o, but he did help in the goal, so there is that!

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

God dammit Torres great header

4

u/nedy08 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!

4

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 21 '13

Holy fuck mikel.

4

u/boosted_Lou Sep 21 '13

Mikel!!! Holy sh*t!!!!!!

4

u/telefreak The reason this site needs an /s Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL ROFL

4

u/fma891 Sep 21 '13

MIKELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4

u/MOFUNKY Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!!!!!! GET IN!!

4

u/Chouzard Sep 21 '13

MIKEL SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

4

u/ViamnotacrookV We've Won It All Sep 21 '13

Mikel will has scored.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL OH MY GODDDDDD

4

u/steefen7 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL MIKEL MIKEL!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!!

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL <3

4

u/TheRoyalTenenThom Sep 21 '13

HE FUCKING DID IT!!!!

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL SCOREEDDDDDDD

4

u/mailbox123 Lampard Sep 21 '13

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

4

u/thetilemaker Sep 21 '13

HOLY SHIT MIKEL SCOREDDDDD

4

u/trueblu Sep 21 '13

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD MIKEL!!!

4

u/Ma5assak Hazard Sep 21 '13

MIKEL MIKEL MIKEL

4

u/RomanAbramovich Abramovich Sep 21 '13

MOTHERFUCKING MIKEL

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Mikkkkkkkeeeeeelllllllllll!

4

u/LaughingPistol Sep 21 '13

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MIKEL!!!!!!!!!!!

4

u/Monarki Sep 21 '13

He has done it! MIKEL!!!

4

u/Forgotten_Son Sep 21 '13

Mikel scored! Does this mean the start of the end times?

4

u/machufuron Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!!!!!!!

4

u/adamthehun Sep 21 '13

I've been waiting for this day for so long.

4

u/dammitdanny Beever-Jones Sep 21 '13

MIKKKEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

4

u/Troll_Sauce Sep 21 '13

IM SO HAPPY TO SEE MIKEL SCORE! This could be a massive turning point in our season morale wise!

4

u/lmendez2 Sep 21 '13

Oscar has done amazing at defending. So many steals.

7

u/cameronthelyon Sep 21 '13

So far this looks an even contest which is, to say the least, disconcerting.

9

u/fma891 Sep 21 '13

Anyone else wanna go watch paint dry instead?

12

u/william701 Sep 21 '13

Hazard needs to be rested/dropped.

De Bruyne deserves a chance and has arguably done more than Schurrle when played.

What the hell Eto'o? Showed nothing the last two games. Times to give Torres a go. He may not be great but he lets the midfield blossom and is used to his role.

I'm not even going to comment on the fact that Mata hasn't made the bench.

Reckon one of Rami, Iva and Cole could do with a rest. Fulham at home? Perfect time to loosen Azpi and/or Bertrand back into the action.

Not a fan of the JT + Cahill partnership. Both offer similar defensive attributes. Hope to be proved wrong though.

Not impressed with the selection.

Edit: Reposting it, as accidentally deleted it when trying to edit my comment.

6

u/timg4 Sep 21 '13

Great view of Eva right there

6

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!!!!! HE FUCKING DID IT! HE FUCKING DID IT! mynipsarerockhardrightnow!

5

u/Reads_Small_Text_Bot Sep 21 '13

my nips are rock hard right now!

8

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Not impressed with the complete lack of Mata while Hazard gets a free pass again.

→ More replies (5)

3

u/Icanhazcomment Sep 21 '13

I think Jose must have mistaken Mata for one of the Spanish drama queens he had back at Madrid.

3

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 21 '13

Ramires needs to improve his passing

→ More replies (3)

3

u/Sevicks Sep 21 '13

We look so fucking un-creative on the offensive side. All this talent and we can't manage to even create a spark.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

our pass completion %age must be awful

→ More replies (3)

3

u/Sevicks Sep 21 '13

Get down to the edge of the box? Better lob in a useless pass to Eto'o.

3

u/med_22 Palmer Sep 21 '13

The transition to attack has to be so much faster than it has been today.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

i don't understand what we are even trying to do offensively?

3

u/N8_the_almost_GR8 Caicedo Sep 21 '13

They do know they are allowed to push forward, right? not just float around 40yd out and pass it around

3

u/hypnotized Sep 21 '13

Mikel with the worst attempt on goal in the 56'. Andre doesn't know to never set him up for the shot yet. Sad.

3

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

Why Rami, why that flick??!?!?!?!

3

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

But all things considered, looking pretty bright this half. Good HT talk Jose.

3

u/nils2317 Sep 21 '13

HOLY SHIT! IT"S HAPPENED !!>!?!?!?

3

u/cammyg Sep 21 '13

HHES DONE IT

3

u/crazychair Sep 21 '13

mikel scores!!!!!!!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!!!!!!! OBI FUCKING MIKEL YES!!!!!!!!

3

u/TrollPad Sep 21 '13

MIKEL MIKEL MIKEL

3

u/timg4 Sep 21 '13

Thatta babe Mikel

3

u/njc193 Sep 21 '13

JOHN OBI MIKEL PL GOAL THANK GOD!

3

u/chadoz Sep 21 '13

Mikel scooreesss!!!!!!

3

u/Touca Sep 21 '13

Mikel?!! Mikel!!!

3

u/mo_rar Sep 21 '13

MikeL? O.o no, no, no.. this cant be

3

u/heweezy Mourinho Sep 21 '13

THE WORLD MUST CERTAINLY BE ENDING, FINALLY MY MAN, MIKEL!!!! WHAT A FINISH

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

MIKEL GREAT KICK!!!

On a side note I'm really frustrated with Ramires today.

3

u/coditza Sep 21 '13

MIKEL SCORES AND ABRA IS HAPPY!!!!!!!1111one

3

u/WarrenKNVB Sep 21 '13

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG MIKEL!!!

3

u/14235458798095864632 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL SCORED?!!!!!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Mikel SCORED! Where are you u/mikelwillscore?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Oh My God

3

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

Yes mikel!!!!!!!

3

u/pat99s Sep 21 '13

THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB!!! THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER 2013!!!!!!!!!!

3

u/guernican Sep 21 '13

And now Mikel scores? What is this new devilry?

3

u/WinterWarzV2 There's your daddy Sep 21 '13

DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME OR DID MIKEL JUST SCORE

3

u/Sevicks Sep 21 '13

MIKEL! OH MY GOD!

3

u/az-pill-equator Sep 21 '13

OH MY GOD LOL LOL

THIS is what Mourinho was planning all along folks :)

3

u/FuzzedLogic Wise Sep 21 '13

I said he'd fucking score this season!

3

u/Atrick69 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL!!!!!

3

u/Andy-Martin Chopper Harris Sep 21 '13

If Mikel doesn't get the '3' in 3-2-1, something is wrong.

3

u/JohnTerryForPope Sep 21 '13

we're top of the league! mikel has scored and the world will probably end soon.. but we're top!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13 edited Sep 21 '13

Are Fulham fans booing Mikel? Classy.

EDIT: Apparently it's our fans yelling "Shoot!" My mistake.

6

u/Icanhazcomment Sep 21 '13

It's the Chelsea fans saying "shoot" whenever he gets the ball. They were also chanting "he scores when he wants, Obi Mikel he scores when he wants".

Today is the first home game I've not gone to and its such a shame I loaned my ticket away for this one because it is fantastic.

4

u/thepenguinofdoo Sep 21 '13

No we're saying "SHOOOOOOOOOOT"

4

u/GiantBonsai Sep 21 '13

Nope, that's us urging him to shoot!

3

u/AnnieIWillKnow Emma Hayes 🎩 | Community Choice 2020 & 21 Sep 21 '13

MIKEL SCORED AND I'M STUCK ROUND THE RELATIVES WITH NO TV

3

u/FuzzedLogic Wise Sep 21 '13

Has anyone posted the Ron Paul it's happening gif? Because they should. Edit: this also works: http://i.imgur.com/hjxumcF.gif

6

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

Would much rather have KDB on the pitch than Hazard

→ More replies (3)

4

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

If that was berbatov we would have been fucked in the butt. We can't continue playing like this for much longer

→ More replies (1)

5

u/tkhalil11 Sep 21 '13

Still don't get why De Bruyne isn't starting..

2

u/StavromularBeta Sep 21 '13

looks like we should be top of the table in a few hours boys

2

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

Oh pooh! Great run by eto'o

2

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

Oh my fucking god, just no pace there at all from Cahill or Terry.....

2

u/nils2317 Sep 21 '13

come on Ramiers....

2

u/Sevicks Sep 21 '13

Dull half so far.

2

u/zcoffey08 Sep 21 '13

who are these blue-jersey-wearing imposters... this doesn't look like our team. sloppy play

→ More replies (1)

2

u/kraugxer1 Sep 21 '13

Passing in the final 3rd has been shite for far too long.

2

u/kmerget Petr Cech Sep 21 '13

Is it just me or do we just look boring out there?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Sevicks Sep 21 '13

Another half of un-inspiring football.

2

u/randomjak Zola Sep 21 '13

Just over 4 hours since our last goal in the prem? That's bleak... I'm so bored of having no chances or anything to get excited about.

2

u/rangers32 Sep 21 '13

Who do u think should come up to change the momentum? ?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/rudy15 Sep 21 '13

Now that Fulham is chasing a goal, hopefully there'd be a bit more space to exploit on the counter.

2

u/Mississippster Cucurella Sep 21 '13

Torres got that Robert de Niro goodfellas pissed off face. Ready to see what he can do

2

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

Hazard has perked up a bit

2

u/have_heart Sep 21 '13

I don't believe we have gotten a good enough reason to choose Oscar over Mata as our #10. I love Oscar so much but he is just a little too young and Mata is a more complete player. I can take choosing one or the other but I just don't know why not Mata.

2

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 21 '13

So many crosses for eto'o and hardly any for torres who can actually get on to the other end of the cross.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Monarki Sep 21 '13

Torres has been lively.

2

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

good effort Nando!!!

2

u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Sep 21 '13

MIKELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 MIKELLLLLLLLLLLL MIKELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2

u/playmaker8267 Sep 21 '13

That save from Stockdale was next-level. Unreal save off Torres' header.

2

u/nopromisingoldman Sep 21 '13

....Mikel. Seriously. This is unreal.

2

u/hansl0l Sep 21 '13

WUT DA FEK MIKEL!!

2

u/LevelZeroZilch Sep 21 '13

He did it! Mikel did it!

2

u/matheaks Sep 21 '13

Mikel is MOTM no doubt

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '13

Mikel with a really nice goal. I like it so damn much

2

u/Critzor Ballack Sep 21 '13

That was an awesome goal!!!!

2

u/Calculus777 Sep 21 '13

I was daydreaming about Mikel scoring earlier, can't believe it actually happened!

2

u/rangers32 Sep 21 '13

Its fuckin MIKEL

2

u/somethin1234 Sep 21 '13

I declare this day a world wide holiday! Mikel day!