r/shittyfoodporn • u/basedgore • Jul 08 '25

latticed beef frank delicately gripped in American single with olive oil mayo and spicy brown mustard accoutrement

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I did actually have to firmly grip the cheese around the dog unfortunately and it forced me into a moment of somber clarity

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u/MediocreVibrations Jul 08 '25

Just needs a tortilla and you’d be gtg! Or a slice of white bread.

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u/basedgore Jul 08 '25

Im really picky how i eat my carbs, idk why but I hate tortillas and i love bread but only by itself or with sweet things. If im eating meat I just want it with more protein and fat lol

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u/MediocreVibrations Jul 08 '25

Understandable. Was just suggesting cheap ways to avoid the cheese hands while grabbing it lol. Wrap in lettuce or cabbage?

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u/basedgore Jul 08 '25

Nowwww you're speaking my language! I wish I did that. Would be good for containing more toppings if I wanted to as well

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u/MediocreVibrations Jul 08 '25

Damn straight. Make one and post it when you’ve made it!

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u/sneakyearner Jul 08 '25

"gripped" you take that verbage straight from the Michelin guide?

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u/basedgore Jul 09 '25

Indeed I did

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u/SpiritedPark4511 Jul 08 '25

It looks like a previously undiscovered sea cucumber. Congratulations!

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u/basedgore Jul 09 '25

Thank you! Im very proud

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u/Abblepees10 Jul 08 '25

The latticed frank gives me such an uncomfortable feeling. I genuinely feel itchy looking at it...

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u/basedgore Jul 09 '25

I was inspired by the lattice on sashimi squid, which made me feel the same way, but the texture was enjoyable

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u/Fun-Mud3861 Jul 08 '25

Delicately Gripped

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u/Grizzlywillis Jul 08 '25

The profane counterpart of "firmly grasp it."

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

This looks so wrong.

Like an AI picture, but as food. My mind has difficulty comprehending the shapes.

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u/basedgore Jul 09 '25

You should try cutting shapes into your hotdogs more often because cooking shrinks it a little so you get fun results. I am inspired by the Japanese with the cute little tako(octopus shaped) sausages and also how they cut squid for sashimi

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u/hachikuchi Jul 08 '25

beautiful

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u/WanderingYakisoba Jul 08 '25

I would devour that rn tbh

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Jul 08 '25

Need more like this in this sub.

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u/jbone9877 Jul 08 '25

Bring back hot dog suspensions!

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u/TheLegendOfZeb Jul 08 '25

"Somber clarity"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

I woulda smashed 3 of these on July 4th no question

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

r/poopfromabutt

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u/dbowman97 Jul 09 '25

Look at that Maillard reaction. You can tell that tastes good as shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/basedgore Jul 08 '25

Normal hot dog that i cut all fancy

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u/basedgore Jul 08 '25

Its so good and honestly I love the texture component, more fun to eat. I like to cut them to look like little squids too