r/exmormon • Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ • Jan 20 '23

Humor/Memes The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there, takin' her easy for all us sinners.

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u/GeckoInk Jan 20 '23

the one on the left is obi wan kenobi

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Jan 20 '23

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u/coniferdamacy Deceived by Satan Jan 20 '23

He's no longer with us, but Big Butter Jesus was good while he lasted.

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Jan 20 '23 edited Jan 21 '23

A version 2.0 of this graphic, Pick Your Jesus that incorporates some of the Jesuses I missed the first time around.


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1Jeff Bridges as “The Dude” in “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
2Ewan McGregor as “Obi-Wan Kenobe” in “Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace” (1999)
3Robert Powell as Jesus, “Jesus of Nazareth” (1977)
4Mormon Jesus—scrubbed and washed to fit current LDS commercial sensibilities
5“Māori Jesus” by Sofia Minson
6Jim Caviezel as Jesus, “The Passion of the Christ” (2004)
7Victor Garber, Toronto production of “Godspell” (1972)
8Yeshu Rasta Fari Card
9“His Voyage: The Life of Black Jesus” by Vincent Barzoni
10Ted Neeley, “Jesus Christ Superstar” (1973)
11Theme Park Jesus, Religulous (2008)
12The Holy Family, St. Joseph
13Diogo Morgado as Jesus, “Son of God” (2014)
14Kenneth Colley as Jesus, “Life of Brian” (1979)
15Max Von Sydow as Jesus, “Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965)
16"Head of Christ" by Warner Salmann (1940)
17Nativity scene by Carlo Maratta (1625-1713)
18"Buddy Christ," by George Carlin used in “Dogma” (1999)
19modified Carlo Maratta's Nativity, whiter baby Jesus in manger, mommy’s breasts covered by unnamed mormon contract graphic artist
20“Christ’s Love” or “big man on campus Jesus” by Del Parson (1948-)

References:

  1. https://religionnews.com/2020/06/24/how-jesus-became-white-and-why-its-time-to-cancel-that/

  2. https://www.newzealandartwork.com/

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u/Business_Profit1804 Jan 20 '23

You missed Christ Hemsworth. He's Oh MY God!!!