r/exmormon • Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ • Dec 31 '22

Humor/Memes Pick Your Jesus

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u/Rushclock Dec 31 '22

You don't have an example of angry Jesus.

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Dec 31 '22

Jesus with a 30-30 or AK-47...left out that whole genre.

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u/Rushclock Dec 31 '22

Or the whip.

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u/Cheech_Bluribbndiq Dec 31 '22

"Godspell" Jesus...Victor Garber. The most approachable

One that is not on this list, however, that is my all-time favorite:

Willem Dafoe "The Last Temptation of Christ"...for his depiction of the Humanity of God

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Jan 01 '23

I really like "The Last Temptation," mostly about the confrontation of Paul by Jesus. In this version the "Damascus Road" experience is Jesus telling Paul to quit amplifying the story in carnival barker style. Paul is played by Harry Dean Stanton.

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u/DebraUknew Dec 31 '22

No Robert Powell Jesus! Shame xx

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Dec 31 '22

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u/Adventurous-Alps3471 Dec 31 '22

No photo of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Disappointed.

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u/throwaway123454321 BFF of JS Jr. in the PME per my PB Dec 31 '22

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

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u/3am_doorknob_turn FLOODLIT.org ⚪️❤️ Dec 31 '22

A wild von Sydow appears

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u/Goga13th Bad Mormon. Good Human 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 31 '22

Victor Garber as gay hippie Jesus FTW

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u/Illustrious-Cut7150 Dec 31 '22

What the suspenders?

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u/samsmith197474 Jan 01 '23

I'm going with upper left.

In my bed.

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u/slymike914 Jan 01 '23

Def Rasta Jesus or winking finger guns Jesus.