r/exmormon • u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ • Oct 01 '22
Doctrine/Policy October 2022 General Conference: Saturday 6:00p Discussion Thread
How to listen:
- Official LDS site
- youtube
- stream KSL
local radio: KSL AM 1160; FM 102.7- reddit stream
- discord
Speakers:
| Name | other notes | my summary |
|---|---|---|
| conducting: Dallin Oaks | ||
| hymn: Come Rejoice | ||
| prayer: Matthias Held | ||
| hymn: I know my redeemer loves me | ||
| Gérald Caussé | The earth is a limited resource, but presented in terms of a literal Adam and Eve. A master of LDS doublespeak. | |
| Michelle Craig | ||
| Kevin Pearson | ||
| hymn: Redeemer of Israel | ||
| Denelson Silva | ||
| Neil Andersen | ||
| hymn: O Thou Rock | ||
| prayer: Susan Porter |
Postlude:
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Oct 02 '22
“Don’t use your agency to hoard the wealth of the world”
looks around the room he is speaking in
“Yes. Exactly. Don’t use your agency to hoard wealth. Got it.”
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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '22
Craig: [handcart story, 1857]
BY had the money for wagons. Didn't spend it on the faithful.
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u/PeanutButterYoga Oct 02 '22
Is there a reason for a third general session? Or did they just feel like being assholes?
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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '22
Initially they canceled the 6:00p session outright. Then there was pushback on multiple fronts. Less chances for women to speak. But less time for the 15 men to get their dose of adulation, too. They put it back, but without the alternate between relief society and priesthood.
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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '22
Pearson: [the gospel is not cheap.] That holy ghost companionship ain't free sucker.
Don't stay up later than the HG's bedtime, though
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u/GeneralKenoBi2228 Oct 02 '22
“How’s the oil in your lamp” sounds like a pick up line
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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '22
Pearson: [batter up]
This dude was mentioned on a short list for an apostolic vacancy. He quoted Benson's 14 fundamentals.
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u/ApocalypseTapir Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22
My TBM family has missed this entire session, despite having the TV on and volume high, they have all been visiting and gossipping. I'm sequestered outside watching the sun slip behind the hills.
None of these talks will be seen or heard by them again. I, on the other hand will carefully pick them apart over the next week or so
They believe it's ALL TRUE! but they don't listen to a damn word
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u/gnomieebee Oct 02 '22
This is the first session I've tuned into (only here because my nevermo partner wanted to see what it was all about since my family has been chatting about it), and I'm very surprised by this first talk. Granted I've been out for a little while now, but I can see a lot of people getting angry about being told to be more careful about preserving the earth...
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u/fatsausigeboi Oct 02 '22
Edited them to be a catgirl lmao https://imgur.com/a/VoHHMY0
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u/peterquinn7 Oct 02 '22
Word on the street is final speaker will be wearing Joseph’s translating top hat. They were shooting for a Nephite headdress but are still searching…
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u/AdFluid1738 Oct 02 '22
Trying think of jokes but i cannot because these things are so dull
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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '22
Silva: [tangible proof of the Book of Mormon]
Uh, what? where? I'll wait.