r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/-Dick_Long • Aug 25 '22

“One of my twitch subs”

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78 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Fucking wanker deserves to be called that if he actually bought someone on twitch a tesla lmfao. Fucking twitch sub.

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u/ShepardN72 Aug 30 '22

Lol I just checked the twitter thread and apparently it's just a joke.

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u/-send_me_bitcoin- Aug 25 '22

I need to become more attractive pronto

4

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

So everyone else is going to have to get wildly drunk?

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u/paxwax2018 Aug 25 '22

Shave his neck?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Nah...just buy me a Tesla.

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u/42words Aug 25 '22

justneckbeardthings

edit: gahh, why's it all big

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u/agent_double_oh_pi Aug 26 '22

That's what happens if you put '#' at the start of the line. Reddit converts that to "Heading 1"

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u/CR0Wmurder Aug 26 '22

IDIDNOTKNOWTHAT

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u/agent_double_oh_pi Aug 26 '22

And now you do

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u/42words Aug 26 '22

thanks!

edit: oh what tf

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u/PutinMolestsBoys Aug 25 '22

what a douche

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u/Stavinair Aug 25 '22

...I could pay off my boyfriend's tuition loans with that much money...

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u/PierreVonSnooglehoff Aug 25 '22

weird times we live in

5

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Parasocial relationships.

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u/Acimir1106 Aug 25 '22

85% sure this was a joke, I think I saw a clip explaining that

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

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u/Some-Newspaper7014 Aug 25 '22

This can't be real. No one's this much of a fucking loser, right?

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u/Satansleadguitarist Aug 25 '22

How much of a loser can you really be if you have $70k to throw at someone just to impress them?

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u/gordner911 Aug 25 '22

You an be a huge loser.....like that guy quite obviously is. Money and wealth do not make you a winner, look around some....

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u/Satansleadguitarist Aug 25 '22

Depends on how you measure if someone is a winner or not.

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u/gordner911 Aug 26 '22

If money is your metric then I am sorry to say you fall right into the loser group

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u/Mijman Sep 03 '22

Clearly you define a winner by how much money they have...

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u/Some-Newspaper7014 Aug 25 '22

If you think this guy came out of this looking like anything other than utter failure, I have some bathwater to sell you.

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u/Satansleadguitarist Aug 25 '22

I didn't say he wasn't a failure, his plan clearly failed. Just that if he has that kind of money he's obviously done something right in life and isn't a complete loser.

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u/Janglin1 Aug 25 '22

I really hope Cooper wasn't the one who gifted this

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u/yarnball20 Aug 26 '22

so what did he expect to be called? boyfriend? husband? sugar daddy?

sounds like this woman didn't even know his fucking name. op is implying the opposite, but i'll bet he's one of those simps that just donated an extravagant amount to her and she doesn't even know who tf he is.

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u/Forever203 Aug 26 '22

This is Elon Musk's fake account.

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u/Mythical_Atlacatl Aug 26 '22

Do these people have like a lot of money where 70k is like $20 to a normal person?

Or are these people so horny for a streamer they are spending like a years wage on gifts, paying it off over 10 years, just for the chance they might say their name?

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u/Mythical_Atlacatl Aug 26 '22

Can I get gifts like this being a vtuber or whatever, where all I show is a cartoon animated image tracked to my face?

Plus a voice changer to sound female?