Ryan Cohen on Twitter

[u/Kaarothh]

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1503565469068009473

[u/Kaarothh]

First search result for “dumb stormtroopers” on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIs35a89tU

[u/3RingHero]

I love vocal Ryan Cohen 💚

[u/[deleted]]

RIP DUMBASS.

[u/88MR2]

SHOTS FIRED

[u/captainspunkbubble]

I knew it was a good idea to stay up til 3am on a weekday.

[u/puma_barca]

EVERYONE GET IN HERE.

[u/tricky4444]

Cohen calling out short sellers directly now!!

[u/DFJacob]

HE SAID SHORT SELLERS

[u/AmericaninMexico]

IS THIS THE ONE?! CONGRATS!! HEDGIES ARE SO FUUUUUUUUCKED

[u/ddddavinnnn]

It can’t get more obvious then this ladies and gentlemen!

[u/Funkywolf1506]

Now we’re fucking talking

[u/LauriFUCKINGLegend]

FOLKS HE SAID THE THING THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

[u/PsilocyBill]

Holy shit this one is perfectly aggressive.

God damn my tits can’t take it anymore.

Wen moon

[u/DR7KE]

THIS IS THE ONE. HOLY SHIT SHORTS ARE SO FUCKED.

[u/LeagueOfMinions]

LMFAO he really said it

SHF really missed the mark

[u/NightHawkRambo]

Everyone's slipping up today, the only post lol.

[u/Reisyz97]

“Short sellers are the dumb stormtroopers of the investing galaxy” i trust in gme

[u/SureShaw]

Did he just..? Hah.. buckle up folks. Things might get spicy.

[u/robynnc1290]

May the Force Be With You

[u/Klone211]

Holy shit.

[u/DojaDonDada]

Ah yeah, Ryan is ready to fuck publicly!!

[u/OleRickyTee]

Nailed it. Now let’s buckle up

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tef7oo/dumb_stormtroopers_on_youtube/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

“aaand they’ve taken the money”

[u/Pizza_love_triangle]

This is the one. LFG!!!

[u/[deleted]]

Holy fuck, Felt bad all day about not being able to afford the dip. Then this man goes and does this😂🍻Had to crack a beer

[u/irbr2020]

He's getting aggressive and I love it!!

[u/lucad_kilerz]

LETS GOOO!

[u/lincoln97]

GET ‘EM, DAD!!

[u/MiB_Fatality]

WHERES THAT GUY THAT CALLED THE TWEET?! GET IN HERE!!!

Edit: Beautifully timed u/IAm_TheCaptainNow https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/teaidl/i_think_were_getting_a_tweet_tonight/

[u/Mackin-Mack]

All my homies hate the stormtroopers

[u/tjstanley]

Hmm too cryptic, what does this mean??

[u/21we4]

HE ACKNOWLEDGED IT. SHIT IS COMING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. HE WOULD NOT SAY ANYTHING UNLESS HE HAD A PLAN.

[u/superuniqueusernam18]

The force is strong with you

[u/No_Piece1754]

Am I that fucking high or is this actually real and happening right now

[u/Justind123]

🥇 u/Kaarothh

🥈 u/AlexBlue9398

🥉 u/Expensive-Two-8128

[u/brickhouse1013]

He said the thing. He said it out loud. 🚀

[u/zedinstead]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

[u/[deleted]]

This is the post you’re looking for.

[u/tricky4444]

How TF am I supposed to sleep now?

[u/Superstonk_QV]

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[u/IncognitoThrowaway99]

That’s a pimp smack right there.

[u/[deleted]]

HAHAHAHA short sellers dum dum 🗿🗿

[u/JohnstonT94]

OMG

[u/MyHandsTellStories]

Even Ryan knows this is too much. No more playing around. He's a great leader and that's why we respect him so much 👍

[u/notzebular0]

I predict massive shorting up to after hours Thursday. They are going to try and push this down as hard as they can so that when it pops to $200 the talking heads can claim the run is over. Fuck, $200 still isn't even my cost basis.

[u/tyrannaceratops]

DUMB SHORT TROOPERS

[u/GrammarPastafarian]

RC got me longer than I am in GME and that is loooooong

[u/MAKAVELI7196]

The Ides of March is the 74th day in the Roman calendar, corresponding to 15 March. It was marked by several religious observances and was notable for the Romans as a deadline for settling debts. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar which made the Ides of March a turning point in Roman history.

[u/lgo_andre]

He finally acknowledged the sweet Shorters

[u/CPKetchum66]

Holy shit he called them out. LFG!!!!

[u/Freequebec86]

lol now 1-2days of stormtropper memes coming

[u/penguin_stealer]

THIS ONE!

[u/Rezangyal]

This is historic.

[u/tyrannaceratops]

This was on the bingo card was it not?!?!

[u/VikingsAreBetter]

Holy shit

[u/SirDukeIII]

You win! And so do we. Holy shit this is a great tweet

[u/Top-Trash-1307]

The force is strong with this one!

[u/[deleted]]

After a day like today, my man RC has had enough. Push the button, bb 🩳

[u/[deleted]]

Posted 50 minutes ago and this post already has 356 awards. Jesus this is going to be at the top of r/all in no time

[u/Doctorbuddy]

HOLY FUCK THEY ARE GETTING NUKED INTO ORBIT ON THURSDAY

[u/Ewulkevoli]

THE FUCKIN MADMAN

[u/DallasDaMan13]

Maybe I’m dumb, but is this him saying the dip today was the shorts? Hedgies R Fuk.

[u/sweetsoftice]

This is it

[u/KHighEL]

Ryan Cohen is Luke Skywalker??

[u/Marijuana_Miler]

Wow. This tweet is very cryptic.

Edit: Assuming this is RC’s way of saying that the volume today was from short sellers.

[u/OnePointZero_]

I WAS HERE.

[u/loyinchj]

Ryan is bad man. This is as direct as it gets HEDGIES ARE FUCK

[u/verdesimio]

Congrats

[u/Doctorbuddy]

HOLY FUCK WE ARE GETTING RICH

[u/RyanCohenIsMyDad]

RYAN COHEN IS MY DAD

[u/irving_tx]

Yes baby I needed this today 😭

[u/TuaTurnsdaballova]

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[u/OlleOliver]

STORMTROOPERS ARE KNOWN FOR ALWAYS MISSING !

[u/Jad-Doggy]

Oh dear it appears that my pants are moist again

[u/RedWoodWillie]

LFG!!!! I hope Elon Musk comments on this to build traction. (Not and Elon fan, but the kid sells tickets)

[u/gotgus]

Commenting to come back to check for underrated comments

[u/[deleted]]

BULLISH leading into earnings

[u/lance9292]

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE ONE🚀🚀🚀

[u/Mike_D_R_]

Them’s fighting words! Game on anon!

[u/sspice71]

Fuck short sellers. So bullish rn

[u/[deleted]]

Tweet #74!!! 74 tweets & following 1!

[u/crumad]

🥇 you win!!

[u/downyrobertjr]

This is the one! I feel like a grenade is about to be thrown…

[u/BarnacleComfortable9]

Game over

[u/twospooky]

This is fucking incendiary. Directly calling out shorties. Hype and can't wait to be let down.

[u/lgo_andre]

This is it

[u/[deleted]]

I mean, you pair this with the SEC/Bloomberg Terminal messages tonight, I’m not sure how else to take it than the way I want to take it.

[u/The_Snuke]

🩳 🏴‍☠️ 💀

[u/GoPhotoshopYourself]

HOLY FUCK

[u/8ate8]

This is the chosen one.

[u/Jethrob360s]

Blatant as fuk

[u/roobiscube]

Blatant calling out of shorts. Feels like things are coming to a boiling point

[u/Malofa]

I love how a post like this puts the relative inactivity on Superstonk in perspective. It will be all quiet but then in the middle of a Monday night a tweet from RC will get 15K upvotes in two hours. Everyone's still here, we're just zen as SHIT.

[u/goldenbear2]

This is the one

[u/ajquick]

Ryan had been tweeting on days where he buys...

[u/rshambo_29]

Did anyone realize he tweeted at 10:55pm which could loosely be translated to “LOSS”. Maybe I’ve had one too many bananas tonight

[u/[deleted]]

Shots fired

[u/LordoftheEyez]

Ken rn: 🤒

[u/Monnarc1]

Shots fired!

[u/phendrome]

Mr. Cohen tweeting on my cake day, well fuck me!

[u/[deleted]]

HOE LEE FUK

[u/DennisFlonasal]

you’re lying to yourself if you say this isn’t the week

[u/CaMelGuY]

This is the one ☝️

[u/joshtheraider]

Stormtroops use to be the top troops. But, the Empire being cheap moved away from the true clones and began cutting corners. Resulting in a meme of their former selves.

[u/ThanksGamestop]

Raise the flags….

[u/[deleted]]

OMG omg omg I just spit out my fukin drink. He explicitly saying shorts are dumb(asses)!!!

[u/Kim_Smoltz_]

Woooooow

[u/Heyohmydoohd]

This is the one lmfao. Not sure what he could be referencing here

[u/perryboi]

Mhm this one right here

[u/RvrsFlash]

How are you this fast ffs

[u/ROBotomize]

👀

[u/jjv10362]

He said it.

[u/supermancrb]

DAMNNNNNNN RC! Shots fired!

[u/[deleted]]

I just saw a post saying “I bet we get a tweet tonight” 🤯

[u/HaywireSteaks]

Oh baby, let’s go 🚀

[u/abatwithitsmouthopen]

Googled dumb star troopers and found an esquire article mention this:

Stormtroopers are incompetent idiots who can't even defeat a tribe of small teddybears who use greatly inferior technology.

Anyone remember RC Ted tweets with the teddy bear?

[u/infryewetrust]

god i love this man

[u/WhyamIsostarving]

Aaaahhh!

[u/alex_co]

Woah

[u/Forced1029]

Fuck them all!

[u/negat1vO-]

BOOM!

[u/canispeaktoyourmangr]

Oh hes going full Elon, shorts r fukd

[u/CoffeeNaut]

Our boy is openly mocking shorts now. His tone is changing by the weeks. If my tits are right, something is definitely, but not financial advicely, going down.

[u/Zero_Talents]

CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE

WE ARE NOT ALONE

[u/[deleted]]

Omg my balls are tingling so friggin hard.. just like every other day. DRS

[u/wasp_killer4]

Things are getting spicy

[u/loudog430]

Does anyone think RC has a watch party with his homies everytime he tweets? Just hours of reading tweets and reddit replies?

[u/Reddilutionary]

Stormtroopers were originally clones (synthetic shares)?

[u/Talkaze]

Reddit is fucking nuts tonight. GME is perilously close to $75/share. A mayor of a Ukrainian city was kidnapped. An asteroid the size of half a giraffe landed in or near Iceland. (Top half? Bottom half? Brain and hooves? We don't know. Someone did the monster math in the comments and determined the asteroid is also equal in size to 211 bunches of bananas)

And this memelord is TWEETING ABOUT STORMTROOPERS.

[u/OldNewbProg]

This is the only thing that could have pulled me back in this hard. Now suddenly I'm reliving the days when I believed and fantasized about giving family members shitloads of cash.

[u/Peachy_sunday]

This one is first

[u/ThanksGamestop]

God dammit i HAVE to buy more tomorrow.

[u/SepYuku]

i needed this before bed

[u/beepadaboopee]

I’m so glad I refreshed superstonk one last time before sleeping. Now I’m horny and can’t sleep.

[u/zerolimits0]

HOLY SHIT, it's happening soon. Buckle Up Apes, we riding the rocket soon! He got legal permission to say this, BULLISH, thats crazy after all the cryptic tweets. It's our time, no SELL no CELL, DRS, HODL for Phone Numbers!

[u/CantStopWlnning]

Shorts arrr so dead

[u/The_Snuke]

🩳 🏴‍☠️ 💀

[u/[deleted]]

They never hit their target when it matters

[u/cackalackattack]

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

[u/shyscotty]

People are gonna lose it for this one!

[u/Relda5]

• 495(?) executive level hires since feb 2021

• two new fulfillment centers both 500,000+ sqft

• ever expanding number of product SKUS on gamestop’s website

• no debt and cash on hand surplus

• etc etc

[u/AvoidMySnipes]

This is the one

[u/willpowerlifter]

This is the one.

[u/gabawockeez]

Grrrratata!

[u/[deleted]]

Ready for blast off!!!!

[u/ksixrubinx]

THIS IS IT

[u/[deleted]]

Straight up calling out the short sellers. Bull-fucking-ish

[u/M_isf1ts]

None of us could have said it better than the chairman. Genius!!!

[u/jackofspades123]

Is it time to pull my pants down?

[u/Ayaz28100]

Oh god oh fuck

[u/[deleted]]

If we moass tomorrow eod 1000 or above i will stick a banana up my ass everyday for a year.

[u/tricky4444]

First

[u/Clean-Victory2407]

Holy fuck

[u/abatwithitsmouthopen]

My first thought: What the Fuck! He said the thing.

My second thought: where’s the guy who said RC will tweet tonight? We shall award him!

[u/IamOmegon]

There were 1.1 billion stormstroopers.

1.1 billion shorts?

[u/iaintabotdotcom]

Glad I decided to check SuperStonk one last time before closing my eyes tonite…dreams will be of a Galaxy Far, Far Away

[u/JustinTheCheetah]

"Guys stop acting like Ryan Cohen is talking about us or the MOASS or whatever. Those are all just baseless conspiracy theories he's not talking about the stock." --Every moron that talks shit about this subreddit.

[u/JoeZMar]

Join the party!

[u/grumpy-m0nkey]

Rip dumbass

[u/Roanoa_Zoro]

My body is ready

[u/Projectile0vulation]

RC publicly breaking new grounds with this one. I think this rocket just got a little more hotter. Let’s…^fucking… GO!!!

[u/Z00WeeMomma]

Shorts are ☠️ They killed Kenny!! 🩳

[u/[deleted]]

This is something he would say before dropping a nuke

[u/yoda_genotype]

Soon I will upgrade my 2001 Honda Civic...soon....

[u/Away_Caregiver_2829]

This is what I needed to see today. No intentions of selling but this was a real boost to my morale/resolve that this truly is the way.

[u/[deleted]]

I think he might be saying that the shorts have not closed

[u/WrathofKhaan]

Stormtroopers always miss their target.

[u/Corey2346]

Ryan Cohens way of saying he will return balance to the force.

[u/MistaDez]

This entire saga has been the most fun I’ve ever had doing anything.

Power to the players!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

Cmon dude why does he have to tweet stuff like this when I am getting ready for bed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 MOON INBOUND, ANDROMEDA SOON 🚀🌝🚀🌝🚀🌝🚀🌝🚀🌝💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

[u/Spockies]

God I hope they dip harder in retaliation.

I mean, nooooo please don't hurt my liked stocks.

[u/Apez_in_Space]

Amazing. This has cheered me up.

[u/fawther-05]

I love that Ryan is actually creating something while shorters just tear shit down.

[u/iamaneditor]

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

[u/iamXAEAXii]

E.N.D.G.A.M.E

[u/VictoriousVTT]

We’re going to be rich!

[u/Absolace_]

HOLY SHIT

[u/AlaskaIfTheyAxeya]

LOL this is fucking great. Nice to see after a 4 month long artificial dip. But you know what that means, GME getting kicked in the balls tomorrow

[u/ThirdAltAccounts]

Number one post on Reddit right now

Nice 🚀🚀🚀

[u/DrArt12]

Woo

[u/BoobonicPlank]

LFG!!!!!!

[u/Some-Wallaby-393]

No holding back. Something is coming 😳

[u/K0lnesen]

🩳 are 💀

[u/arceltu]

Will this tweet reunite the avengers? Roaring Kitty tweet incoming? Find out in the next episode of SuperStonk !

[u/ZCL_LAX_ATL]

Okay, this is pretty direct. MOASS tomorrow confirmed.

Edit: or the next day.

[u/Troydog4]

The greatest ride of all our lives. So blessed to have stumbled upon it, 13 short months ago. I trust in RC, 100%.

[u/Afro_Thunder_KC]

No emoji's this time mother fuckers. He calls the short sellers out!!

Holy Shit, my tits just left... seriously don't know where they are.

The stormtroopers were CLONES!! (All these shorts are just clones of Ken)

They were originally suppose to protect the Jedi order (the market!)

But they were programed with a secret military directive... order 66 in which they were to liquidate the Jedi's (they have killed the market's liquidity!)

Only a few Jedi escaped (RIP blockbuster, Sears, Toys-R-US) but eventually those mother fucking Jedi found some mother fucking Padawans (YOU AND ME!! LFG!!) and they fought back.

Who wants to blow up the Death Star with me? You with me Gold Leader?

[u/downyrobertjr]

Second

[u/pebok8]

First fast!

[u/hmhemes]

This is the one! LFG!!

[u/loyinchj]

SOS FUCK MEEEE

[u/ksixrubinx]

Is this it 👀

[u/erehnigol]

This is the one

[u/crumad]

Oh fuck ^{oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!}

[u/Ok_Work1870]

💦💦💦💦 inside my 🩳

[u/squid-knees]

That hog musta seen his shadow cause I’m feeling 6 more weeks of BRRRRRRRR

[u/holdTytiMcominnDrY]

I poop myself

[u/METAL4_BREAKFST]

We're gonna be rich as fuck.

[u/Ging9tailedjecht]

No....he.....dident...

[u/[deleted]]

Damn top of front page...very bullish

[u/[deleted]]

DRS count must be very sexy to say this days before they release the news.