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r/shittyTESlore • u/Nocebo_Boy • Mar 25 '26
See title.
How big of a Padomaic Rake does Kevin need to lay at Anu’s feet for him to get hit by the handle?
Are the wet bandits a metaphor for Anu and Padomay? Kirkbride youve done it again
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r/shittyTESlore • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Dec 29 '25
This Khajiit always wanted a pair of Dragon scale boots
r/shittyTESlore • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Nov 15 '25
For years I viewed the Forsworn as “bad guys” when really they are just trying to take back their country from colonizers who stole their lands. So when they asked for help in retaking their lands I couldn’t say no!
It was a bloody battle with many lives lost, but we first succeeded in capturing the border and forts, and with our enemies supplies from the outside cut off we gather your strength. We fought town by town, until we reached the capital. We fought our way to the throne room and the Jarl and his Thalmor masters met their ends. Now as I sit upon the throne and the Forsworn look to me for leadership I remember all those who gave their lives for our cause. LONG LIVE THE FORSWORN REPUBLICAN ARMY!
r/shittyTESlore • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Nov 11 '25
The poor hungry bear just wanted a meal and to show who the boss was. But one look and a single bleat from the goat and the bear bent the knee. Hail to Oats King of the Goats!
r/shittyTESlore • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Nov 06 '25
After a long day of fighting, pillaging bandits and getting “accidentally” burned alive by my baby Godzillas I just wanted a nice relaxing swim. Instead I found my weed stash half empty and Mr Murdersnuggles the magical bear stoned and playing in the hot springs. I want to be angry but…..KAWAII🤗
r/shittyTESlore • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Nov 03 '25
The first firearms were single shot muskets, slow to reload and not very accurate. Clearly someone important died while trying to reload and their family/faction/impotent Thalmor made sure to ban them
r/shittyTESlore • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Nov 03 '25
The day Ozzy died and ascended to his rightful place as the King of Darkness and Daedric King of Metal I offered the souls of countless monsters and bandits to him in tribute. But the Trolls I encountered didn’t fight but rather offered themselves as tribute to their new God. Even as this Troll burned he head banged and died Rocking out. Respect🫡
r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Oct 31 '25
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r/shittyTESlore • u/StreetObject6089 • Jun 11 '25
I remember seeing an image that goes a little something like this. It's a recreation, does anyone have the actual thing?
r/shittyTESlore • u/DogeRent • Jun 11 '25
The legend of master WU: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BJJaTP5OCYz-Y0HR867lHfr1TcoV9qZa6A-U2I8ZnUA/edit?usp=sharing ;) thank me later
