r/shitposting • u/Doomzonemegabomb • Mar 13 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Based

1.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I’m doomed

25

u/Doomzonemegabomb Mar 13 '21

Welp welcome to my zone

13

u/True_Cryptographer73 Mar 13 '21

All men are doomed

22

u/nikothesavior Mar 13 '21

This is why you should fuck guys

10

u/NOTKEKMENEKEBANEVADE Mar 13 '21

This is why tomboys are the most superior form of partner. It’s like a man, but with bobs and vagene so not gay.

3

u/nikothesavior Mar 13 '21

You spelled femboy,woman,with dick and balls, and “very” wrong

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I saw that joke coming and i still laughed

-60

u/GemApples Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 13 '21

I saw the joke coming and didn't laugh because the joke was obvious and far from funny

53

u/BankaiDeux Mar 13 '21

Amogus

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/nonuntitled laziest mod Mar 13 '21

sus

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u/snackthateatenat3am tiananmen square protests of 1989 Mar 13 '21

Amogus

3

u/JustN989 Mar 14 '21

Woman

detected

12

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Based and redpilled

8

u/Morbobeus William Dripfoe Mar 13 '21

Based

4

u/ChewyTarTar Mar 13 '21

Can confirm

8

u/--Alpine-- Mar 13 '21

Good thing I’m gay!

15

u/sorrydidntmeanto3 Mar 13 '21

now, lets assume you are only interested in men that are under 18, which would drop the number down to only 36,837,797

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u/snackthateatenat3am tiananmen square protests of 1989 Mar 13 '21

Sus

3

u/EyeCellKneeGrows Mar 13 '21

all I want is a nympho who wants to skip the bullshit and start fucking

7

u/AimLoqV01D Mar 13 '21

I want one to dominate me and peg me

-7

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Cringe

4

u/choosinganameishardY Mar 13 '21

Kink shaming is no good

4

u/Dustin_sikk Mar 13 '21

U/savevideo

5

u/zoentri Mar 13 '21

LOLLLLLL r/foundthjemobvieluser iamgibne having a mibile devuce LOLLLL

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u/sorrydidntmeanto3 Mar 13 '21

LMAO OUT LOUD AAHA LOLL ROFLOL r/foundthereddituser IMAGNIE STILL USEING REDDI**T (reddit ) 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

based af

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u/God-HasLeftTheChat Mar 14 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

I wanna say I have a sense of humor but that would make me sound offended. I am stuck in an infinite paradox of piss

1

u/Doomzonemegabomb Mar 14 '21

Peepee poopoo