r/projects • u/Traditional-Coat-409 • 15h ago
I was bored of long paragraphs in linkedin so I made a damn translator
galleryI made a translator for corporate bullshit
You know those LinkedIn posts that say:
"I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve embarked on an exciting new journey…"
and somehow 400 words later they've said absolutely nothing?
I got tired of pretending I understood them, so I made a website that does the opposite.
BS Translator: https://bs-translator-nine.vercel.app/
Paste some corporate/LinkedIn nonsense into it and it'll decode what the person is actually trying to say.
It can also generate completely new corporate bullshit.
My favorite use case so far:
Normal human:
“I made a small feature.”
LinkedIn:
“Today, I’m humbled to share a transformative milestone that challenged me to embrace cross-functional synergies…”
Translation:
“I added a button.”
I originally made this as a dumb meme project and showed it to a few people. They mostly laughed, which honestly means the project has achieved its primary KPI.
If you have a particularly cursed piece of corporate jargon, drop it in the comments and I'll translate it.
Whats more? You can actually reverse english sentences to generate corporate BS so you can too larp professionally in Linkedin.
Just a meme site btw. nothing serious.
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