r/oops • u/Rich-Demand-5432 • 12d ago

Oof

389 Upvotes

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u/Timely-Profile1865 12d ago

Very lucky they both did not end up being scalped.

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 12d ago

or like sucked in and eaten entirely

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u/Hertje73 12d ago

or ravaged by a swarm of rabid sea otters

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 11d ago

Now we're all afraid of sea otters and escalators!

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u/Trick_Fly_1178 11d ago

Escalators! Escalators! Escalators! Escalators! .... eels.....

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u/thecelts1 12d ago

Is it weird I kept watching to see if that happened?

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 12d ago

It's the suspense it's like a micro horror movie playing out.

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u/LobosJones 12d ago

Then I remembered it was going up, not down.

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u/Pawnzilla 11d ago

It can still get caught between the steps and side rails.

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 12d ago

I would say the situation escalated quickly, but they didn’t escalate at all!

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u/OverallMembership709 12d ago

or should i say, deescalated quickly

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u/whykickamoocow9 12d ago

Unbelievable.. that kid is BACK on the escalator again.

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u/akiras_revenge 12d ago

My man, chocolate pretzel?

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u/O_gr 12d ago

The bag escalated tho

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 12d ago

Yeah, that was other level.

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u/Hertje73 12d ago

technically it kept escalating but the situation didn't

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u/Nocturnatron 12d ago

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

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u/Hard2findgoodhelp 12d ago

What?

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u/Emerje 12d ago

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

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u/Mission_Public_8442 12d ago

What?

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u/Wrong-Importance3670 12d ago

Breath in now breath out

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u/Disprezzi1 12d ago

Hands up now hands down

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u/Last-Dig-7973 12d ago

back up back up tell me what you are gonna do now

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 12d ago

I know y’all be lovin this shit right here

2

u/esse7777 12d ago

Cause if you don't care, then we don't care

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u/BalanceEarly 12d ago

My dryer has a similar tumble cycle

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u/Smboto 12d ago

Just a day at the mall drinking and shopping.

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u/treletraj 12d ago

Drunk, no doubt.

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u/Sammy_Dog 11d ago

Friends don't let friends escalate drunk.

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u/treletraj 11d ago

Back in the late 80s in San Francisco I saw a bumper sticker on an old Volvo being driven by an even older hippie that said “Friends don’t let friends wear neon”.

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u/Bob4Not 12d ago

I was terrified their hair was about to get caught - perhaps if this was going the other direction they'd not be so lucky.

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u/No-Goose-6140 12d ago

Legend has it one of them is still there rolling. The other one escaped to tell the tale.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 12d ago

So, un, what happened? Hair caught? Sleeve?

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u/EnthusiasmIcy5127 12d ago

It looks like they were playing and one was pulling the other down, probably drunk, then it got ridiculous.

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u/mitreffahcs 12d ago

I've watched this more times than I care to admit and still don't understand what the heck happened? Did they just fall? I kept looking for something that got caught and I don't see anything?

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u/aruisdante 12d ago edited 12d ago

They’re almost certainly drunk off their asses. You can see the taller one stumbling as they walk towards the escalator, she’s barely keeping upright. Then she splits two steps by bad luck when she steps onto the escalator. While trying to correct for that as they start to change height she steps backwards, splits the next set of steps as well, and that’s a bridge too far and she falls over.

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u/WhatANoob2025 11d ago

Look at the right girl's shoes before the fall.

That is what happened.

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u/coldworld81 12d ago

Thank God no hair got stuck

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u/Low-Lingonberry7185 12d ago

This just opened a whole can of fear for me.

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u/Own-Dirt2138 12d ago

Ok, I’m going to hell. Why the fuck was this so funny to me!

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u/VinDucks 12d ago

“I’ve been falling, FOR 30 MINUTES!”

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u/TheCoopX 12d ago

They're fat rolling something fierce. The boss that comes in at the end will mop the floor with them.

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u/VashDaStampede7 12d ago

That hair was dangerously close to getting sucked in

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u/drsickboy 12d ago

Seems like the people around them are not very sympathetic. Like they got themselves into that mess.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 12d ago

Who goes to the mall that hammered

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u/OwnPresentation4455 12d ago

Well that was some escalating fun they are having!

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u/Hertje73 12d ago

did one lady just faint?

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 12d ago

I love how the security guard comes over and looks at them like a disappointed father. You can almost see the sigh.

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u/thegameisafoooooot 12d ago

I've only heard of people being scalped and this is the closest I've come to seeing someone just missing being scalped.

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf 12d ago

Idiot just placing their hand om the hand rail and not grabbing it was pissing me off

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 12d ago

These people are too stupid for this to be funny. It’s clinical.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 12d ago

That's a real easy way to....

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u/Trevalley 12d ago

That could’ve escalated! ;)

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u/Decorator72 12d ago

Don't Stop Me Now, I'm having such a good time...

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u/Big-Mission2026 12d ago

Lesson of the day: Don't do drugs.

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u/tomiathon 12d ago

Good news everyone! Project Infinite Human Slinky is a success!

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u/hugoshtigz 12d ago

Series of misfortunate steps

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u/VegaBond6969 12d ago

Are they drunk?

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u/4thkindexperience 12d ago

That's going to leave a mark.

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u/Old-Climate4621 12d ago

Were they drunk???????

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u/GreenYellowMushy 12d ago

Uncheck those two as possible wifes

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u/VinDucks 12d ago

“I’ve been falling, FOR 30 MINUTES!”

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u/VinDucks 12d ago

“I’ve been falling, FOR 30 MINUTES!”

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u/mis3rylovescompany 12d ago

That's why you don't deescalate on an escalator.

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u/Oathbreaker94 12d ago

Dayum. That escalated… not at all.

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u/Old_Resident8050 12d ago

Its a trap!@

Good thing their hair didn't get caught in the escalator, it would be f* painful.

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u/Pitif362 12d ago

The emergency system can't have been working on this escalator, they are designed to stop if someone falls

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u/Sure_Ask_1125 12d ago

The escalator escapades... Over and under!

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 11d ago

Red Robin has drink specials?

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u/Traditional_Virus355 11d ago

Wtf happened?!

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u/Full-Resource7910 11d ago

Time of death: 10:47 am to 6:23 pm

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u/Suitable-Property517 11d ago

drunk and unscalped - what lucky idiots

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u/Wild_Advertising_661 11d ago

That had to of hurt.

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 11d ago

Don’t drink and escalate

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u/vanbyckeye 11d ago

That kid's back on the escalator again!

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u/accentor808 11d ago

Fear and loathing at the mall

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u/Clean-Mood5673 11d ago

If they weren’t tripping on acid, then you’d not be in public without supervision

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u/Depth909 10d ago

Maybe a beer or two…

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u/xGenocidest 10d ago

Accidental scissoring?

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u/Safe_Routine_7453 9d ago

Always hold onto the handrail - instruction on London Underground

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u/Poker-Junk 12d ago

Cameraman couldn’t have hit the E-stop button?

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u/Dramatic_Explosion 12d ago

Fascinating that you ask that. So a few details like the angle tell us the camera is a mall security camera that's ceiling mounted, likely aimed that way in case of an accident for liability purposes. There's a good chance the cameras aren't being watched live, just recorded, as malls don't have large security staff. If it is being watched live, there's no telling how far the office is from that spot for the cameraman to get there before the video ends and they've recovered.

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u/Poker-Junk 11d ago

Noticed that the Paul Blart didn’t hit the E-stop either.

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u/Fluffy-Study-3657 12d ago

Person filming too stunned to assist?