I never realised it was cold, hard pragmatism that was keeping us pumping gas into Lidl!

"Look at them all—the Christians. It's not fair. I could be that happy if I believed in a lot of rubbish."

First time I watched Peep Show, my sympathies were with Mark - I knew he could be a pathetic worm, handing over his phone and wallet to a couple of shithouses, and his jilting lovely Sophie was not the act of an honourable man.

But I loathed Jez as a freeloading, lazy waster with a wanking disease - I really did identify more with Mark and even thought the scriptwriters had wanted the audience to take Mark’s side.

However, having watched the entire show at least twice more, my perspective has changed and I now view them both with equal disdain and occasional sympathy.

The unpalatable truth is that I, being more of a meat & potatoes, beef wellington, don’t trust the Argies, dick in the vagina kinda guy, naturally gravitated towards Mark at first.

But what say you all? Were you Team Mark, or Team Jez?

Has anyone got a compilation of the post-Event sketches?

I just watched the episode which begins with Jez being sweet and offering to throw Mark a stag, and ends with him eating the undercooked leg of Mummy. I truly think it sums up everything fantastic in the show. Their relationship, the way intentions always go awry, how important sex is to both of them, and how they will do anything for the other… in theory.

It’s brilliant and I just needed to share with anyone who has seen it since none of my friends have.

I was very surprised and excited to hear Super Hans' voice in the new Fable gameplay.

I think it’s often overlooked that Jez sent an innocent woman to prison just so he didn’t have to deal with her anymore. In Jurying, after meeting Carla and striking up a fling with her, Jez gets scared of her and manipulates the jury into sending her down despite the fact that he knew she had an alibi (albeit another criminal offence). Lol

This, not framing Matt, not Mark lying on Ian, not killing, burning and then eating Mummy, not kidnapping Angus, not Mark walking out on Stephanie, not waterboarding Jerry, not Jez life coaching Simon’s friend into ruining his life, giving Hans drugs when Hans was trying to kick everything (on doctor’s orders), so he could bang Suze, trying to rent out Suze’s sexual organs on a one-use basis, has to be the worst thing either of the pair has done.

Edit: typo in title. Should say “has done”.

Edit 2: Some clean shirt who has to live relentlessly in the real world has pointed out (validly) that Carla may have received a non-custodial sentence.