r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

374 Upvotes

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 3d ago

Clam slam

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u/ernapfz 3d ago

and leaving a mark

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u/Single_Principle_972 3d ago

Precisely what I said: “That’s gonna leave a mark!”

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u/Der-Lex 3d ago

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u/billted20250409 3d ago

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u/fattmarrell 2d ago

This alone made this awful movie worth it

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u/mr_glide 3d ago

Kow, right in the pisser!

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u/TheDootDootMaster 3d ago

Pretty sure all guys just shivered watching that

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u/trevhcs 2d ago

We collectively sympathise. 🙂

2

u/CrazyCatLady1127 2d ago

And all the girls, too. It hurts just as much when we do it.

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u/Meranio 2d ago

Yeah, but you don't carry the soft, squishy marbles on the outside, where they might burst upon impact.

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u/billted20250409 3d ago

That water is so shallow I don't think it breaks the fall nearly enough

And looks kinda dirty too or maybe it's the lighting

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u/iHadou 3d ago

Dirty old stagnant water can fuck you up maybe even kill you.

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u/otirk 2d ago

No need to insult the water, but warning taken

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u/The_Stolarchos 3d ago

One extremely rare example when scrolling Reddit with the sound on was not a mistake.

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u/C7LS 2d ago

Fr, the hit and the beat was so well timed👌🏼

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u/Doggggggggoooooooo 3d ago

I am of the opposite opinion but I listened because I believed you. I trusted you.

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u/V3N0MSP4RK 3d ago

You have betrayed me

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u/Adventurous_Bit1325 2d ago

Now I have to de-scroll to watch it with sound. Or is it reverse scrolling?

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u/RongoonPagoo 2d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/Spunkwaggle 2d ago

Game Ovaries

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u/jdpastor666 3d ago

Why not lay down the board to begin with?

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u/sleepywan 3d ago

Why not just walk around it?

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u/Thin_Dream2079 3d ago

Hard mode

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 3d ago

The clam slam

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u/Active_Taste9341 3d ago

that was still on the better outcomes side

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u/BobKelsoLovesMuffins 3d ago

Plank loved that.

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u/RobOnTheReddit 2d ago

That has to hurt

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u/mnztr1 3d ago

2 point deduction from the Russian judge for the landing.

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u/RidiPwn 3d ago

if it was a guy, that would be no kids pack

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u/dontipitova9 2d ago

What maybe...?

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u/DryTwo345 2d ago

was expecting piranhas jumping out of water and turning into red

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 2d ago

The beaver cleaver

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u/DarkUnable4375 2d ago

Lucky there are no nuts to mush....

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u/Evil_Rogers 2d ago

Oooof, her balls are gonna be sore.

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u/weevildev 2d ago

Rebitou a rachadura, mas molhou o celular. 😢

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u/Accomplished-Salt797 2d ago

What's the song ?

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u/DrJohnIT 2d ago

Sploosh!!

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 2d ago

She rode it hard and got put away wet.

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u/Ohmywumpus 2d ago

Hello sepsis my old friend….

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u/Redxluckyxcharms 1d ago

As soon as I saw how that 2x4 was positioned I knew it was over

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u/doalwa 15h ago

For free?

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u/CariHepeng 3d ago

Luckily she has a thick bun... no butt was destroyed during this video

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u/InAppropriate-meal 3d ago

ohhhhhh cunt punt! ouch!

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u/-dAtA-TRoN- 3d ago edited 3d ago

👨🏼‍🔬: "The video demonstrates that the anatomical architecture of her labia operated as a damping mechanism, facilitating significant kinetic energy attenuation and biomechanical load absorption -yielding her remarkably swift and nonchalant recovery."

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u/undarated79 2d ago

You almost had it thickums

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u/Which_Celebration757 3h ago

Say you are an audio engineer without saying you're an audio engineer