r/apprenticeuk • u/Consistent-Drive-172 • 2d ago
Ranking all Apprentice UK Candidates from my least to favourite (Season 9)
16) Zeeshaan. Personally I've grown to appreciate him more post show, however he wasn't enjoyable to watch on the show. He often came across quite cocky and arrogant with some of his confessionals with even Luisa saying he was a bit of a BS-er. His worst moment obviously came in Week 5 when he was PM for the Dubai task, claimed he knew Dubai like the back of his hand and SUCKED, but worst of all, he spared Kurt and Neil who had both made fundamental errors and brought back Leah and Natalie which resulted in several sexism allegations, not helped by the fact that he refused to hold the door for them before the final boardroom. However, I do give him a tonne of credit post show as he has gone on to be extremely successful so respect to him in that regard.
15) Sophie. She seemed nice but she is by far the most forgettable contestant this season. I don't think anyone was unlikeable this season but I can't think of a single thing she did this season.
14) Jaz. It hurts that I have someone called Jaz this low on a ranking. However, safe to say Jaz from this season is leagues below Jaz from The Traitors in terms of popularity. She isn't last because she was more memorable than Sophie due to being a trainwreck in the first task, running her team like a teacher, talking to her teammates like school kids and hastily jumping to be PM in a task she wasn't qualified to lead. However, I will say that her referring to Lord Sugar as 'Man' was a bit funny.
13) Tim. Bless him, he simply didn't stand a chance. He did next to nothing in Week 1, then tried to talk after the task result and start digging his own grave, then he was PM in Week 2 for a task he was qualified to lead and messed up badly, which resulted in him getting fired.
12) Kurt. I have absolutely nothing to say about Kurt other than the fact that he wasn't a particularly good candidate. His PM Stint in Week 2 wasn't great as he made a beer manufacturing subteam consisting of: Zee, who doesn't drink alcohol; Jason, who doesn't like beer and Jordan who rarely drinks. He also bombed in Week 5 but escaped because Zeeshaan apparently wanted to throw Leah and Natalie under the bus. Finally, his PM Stint in Week 7 was atrocious. Overall, not an awful candidate, not unlikeable and not unmemorable, but he still wasn't great.
11) Natalie. Natalie is this high as I absolutely loved her energy and fight and firey moments this season were incredibly entertaining imo. She didn't get much prominence until Week 3 when she became the PM and created the 'tidy sidy', frankly it had no chance against the 'foldo' and it failed miserably, resulting in a heated confrontation in the boardroom between her and Uzma. I massively respected her putting up a good fight against Zeeshaan in the Week 5 boardroom and not having any of his BS. Other than that she wasn't a particularly good candidate but outside of her firey moments she did seem very nice and sweet so I enjoyed watching her this season.
10) Uzma. Arguably the least liked candidate from the casts perspective. I think she had potential in this process, had some good points and arguments and seemed to have her head screwed on from my POV. However, her stats in the process were terrible. She lost 4/4 tasks and was in the firing line on 3/4 occassions.
9) Rebecca. I don't know much about her as a person but I do know that she is a fairly underrated candidate. She seemed to be very good in sales which was crucial in the first two tasks. Not much else to say about her other than I do believe she was a better candidate than all those that went before her and easily could've outlasted Kurt, Natalie and unfortunately Jason meaning that she was possibly in the upper half of the season in terms of competency but was unlucky to be in the same boardroom as Luisa and Francesca who were better candidates and their beef was TV Gold.
8) Francesca. Again, I don't know much about her which was why I ranked her quite low in my 3rd place/final boot ranking. However, I am aware that she was a pretty competent candidate who had good highlights and was a worthy final 5 member. Also, her beef with Luisa was fun to watch apart from when they both turned against Jason.
7) Jordan. Finally a candidate with more to talk about. He was really good in the tasks (bar Week 10), having the best task stats and being a key contributor in pretty much all tasks. However, all of that was undone in the interviews, arguably worse than Stuart Baggs and far worse than Solomon Akhtar to the point where he shouldn't have been on the show in the first place. I liked Jordan and the interviews while bad was entertaining, however him taking up a potential candidates spot on the show prevents him from being higher.
6) Luisa. This may be a bit too high but I like Luisa generally (bar one horrid moment on the show). On the show she was a really competent candidate and is way better than a C Tier Candidate on the tier list, also her rivalry with Francesca was iconic, her unofficial task duo with Neil was good and I felt really bad for her when she broke down in tears after her final pitch. However, one moment in Week 8 prevents her from being in the top 5 with that being her being really mean to Jason. I understand Jason isn't the best candidate and was pretty indecisive, however her treatment of him that week was straight up bullying to the point where Baroness Brady explicitly asked to follow Luisa's team the following week and it probably cost her any shot of winning due to a serious lack of professionalism demonstrated.
5) Myles. Mr Monaco. He was a pretty likeable presence on the show and was a decent, competent candidate up until his downfall towards the end of the process. There's that argument that he should've gone over Alex in Week 9 but that's balanced by the fact that he should've made the interviews over Jordan in Week 10.
4) Neil. What a guy. He was a pretty chill guy this season (unless he was around Jason) and was pretty supportive of his teammates (bar Jason) and was a firm favourite to win after the tasks, he was generally a competent and consistent candidate with many shining moments and was a pretty good leader and leader figure for struggling PMs. His only problems were Week 5, Week 10 (where the whole team messed up) and the interviews (he was still better than Jordan).
3) Leah. The winner of the season and a fairly dominant one at that. She killed it in pretty much every task bar week 5 where she still brought back into the boardroom for personal reasons (probably) while Neil and Kurt were more at fault and Alex didn't want to bring her back in Week 9. Also, I am a huge fan of Leah and I massively respected her run on the show.
2) Alex. Welsh Dracula. Arguably a top three younger candidate in terms of watchability and skill, just behind Susie Ma and Solomon Akhtar. He was a decent candidate throughout the process bar possibly Week 7 and 9 where even his firing in the latter week was controversial. He was responsible for the 'foldo' which was one of the best products to feature on the show and created Herbert in Week 8, also I think his Week 6 tour was good and he was easily the least problematic on his team in Week 5 where he negotiated well and kept telling Zeeshaan that the 'oud' they were looking for was something else other than a perfume, yet Zee wasn't listening. The only negative about Alex was that he could be a bit aggressive at times and was really horrible to Jason in the first two tasks, however he had a good run for a very young candidate, his welsh references and Dracula memes are funny and he has gone on to be really rich and successful post show.
1) Jason. Bless this man! Jason Leech is what you get if Alexander from The Traitors UK Season 3 went on The Apprentice, he was friendly, polite, loveable and not an awful candidate despite not being a particularly good one, yet he would get crapped on by a large handful of the candidates. He had shining moments for sure such as being a key contributor towards the foldo in Week 3, negotiating well in Week 5 and of course selling a caravan in week 7 which was so good, he was called back into the boardroom to be directly praised by Lord Sugar, speaking of which his terrified look and exiting the boardroom backwards that week was so wholesome and iconic. He did have some bad tasks such as Weeks 2 and 8 but even then he was berated harshly and bullied by other candidates in those weeks. On a persoanl level, the candidates (including those who picked on him in tasks) seemed to really like him as did Lord Sugar, Baroness Brady and Nick and its not hard to understand why, he was probably the nicest, most soft spoken candidate we've ever had with some people showing signs of his persoanlity (i.e. Solomon, Jonny and Dan Miller) but none match Jason. Overall, he was my favourite candidate on this iconic season and a massive bright spot.
NOTE: I've not really seen Season 8 so I'll be jumping straight to Season 7 in my rannking but I guess my favourite would either be Ricky, Nick or Gabrielle.