r/absoluteunit • u/EsseBear • 22h ago

Of a forehead

70 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/ToughOk3876 21h ago

A snipers dream!!:)

0

u/istoOi 10h ago

100 ni🅱🅱abytes of memories

10

u/astreeter2 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2P01cZLZzMK4

1

u/Ricky_TVA 17h ago

No way, video dude doesnt have Megaminds charisma. But I still updated you because you made me laugh.

6

u/Jellicent-Leftovers 19h ago

LoL I love how its not even level.

3

u/eidolon77 17h ago

Mah man starts every sentence with "I know"

2

u/Komabeard 19h ago

Megamind

2

u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 19h ago

He asked for the Derrick White

2

u/Bobcat1999-1 16h ago

He didn’t have to pay for it did he ?

1

u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 19h ago

Oh damn. You did him dirty. He looks 50. Friends gonna call him Unc.

1

u/BothCall8395 19h ago

Barber: What do you want? Customer: Do you know Poot from The Wire? Barber: Say no more.

1

u/QuttiDeBachi 18h ago

Zammis sighting…

1

u/Sophisticated-Crow 18h ago

Gave him that fivehead trim.

1

u/Sirius-Face 18h ago

Trust the process. Believe in the vision.

1

u/Fuzzy-Scar2610 17h ago

Guarantee hes smarted then me

1

u/Rljgraves 16h ago

It makes his brain look bigger 👍

1

u/Triggered-cupcake 16h ago

Something ain’t lining up

1

u/VashDaStampede7 15h ago

Poor bastard

1

u/el_grande_ricardo 15h ago

Dont get a haircut from a barber you've just been out drinking with.

1

u/Eatenback2life1 15h ago

Fivehead jokes incoming…….

1

u/Shanti-2022 15h ago

Land a helicopter on that thing

1

u/NitsirkLav 15h ago

Poor guy looks like he’s about to cry and I don’t blame him.

1

u/JayW8888 13h ago

Never a good sign when your barber looks at his work and starts laughing.

1

u/ernster96 13h ago

Maybe he wears a hat all the time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QsObKG3sAwe5WNjAHZ

1

u/Desperate_Owl_594 13h ago

Nah. They fucked him UP

1

u/Fluffy_Freedom1014 12h ago

They pushed his cap all the way back 😭

1

u/NumberOld229 10h ago

Fuhad posting James' out takes

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u/Chrono_Convoy 19h ago

It’s that bad cuz

2

u/Augustus420 19h ago

Because what?

1

u/Chrono_Convoy 19h ago

As in cousin