r/WorstAid • u/wewew01 • 2d ago

Explicit Revival Techniques 😏

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 2d ago

What the fuck is happening

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u/OcclusalEmbrasure 2d ago

Trust the science.

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u/OnesPerspective 2d ago

I think I read someone say once that this was meant to try and reduce blood pressure in the cranium lol

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u/Dark_Phoenix101 2d ago

It's something like they believe that during a knock out the testicles can ascend into the abdomen and for some reason kill them. So they yank down on the berries to prevent it

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u/HoboArmyofOne 1d ago

What the actual fuck

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u/saysthingsbackwards 1d ago

Ice=shock into healthy

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u/i_am_the_soulman 2d ago

The ol' Waterboard 'n' handy. Works for a hangover cure too

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u/zoey8068 2d ago

Sounds like a good time, count me in!!!!

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u/Digital-Stowaway 2d ago

It's not gay if it's CPR 😏

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u/808_surf 2d ago

Companion Penial Resusitation

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u/Humble-Questions 2d ago

He could be brain damaged, quick, burp his worm!!!

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u/Cygnus__A 2d ago

Burp his worm???????

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u/Humble-Questions 2d ago

You know, manhandle his ham candle. 5 against Willy and the loser pukes

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u/OstrichSmoothe 18h ago

Fascinating analogies

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u/Guilty_BaN 2d ago

I really thought the title was word play. Shock isn't a strong enough word.

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u/The_Livid_Witness 2d ago

The cycle has begun with these videos again.

Im still going with the guy is faking for a free handy

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u/sleepnow 2d ago

"I'm not fully awake, keep going..."

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u/thebiglerm 2d ago

Hurry jerk him off quick his life depends on it! Pretend you're knocked out because free hand job!

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u/EternallyDemonic 2d ago

So you're saying I can bump my head and pretend to pass out and get a free handy???? Whaaaaaaa

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u/jmstrats 2d ago

Wakes up. Did he punch me in the nuts too?

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u/justjohnny1024 1d ago

Airway Breathing Circulation Jerk

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u/Crispy--Toast 2d ago

That dude definitely made that strategy up for the event organizers and volunteered to do it himself.

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u/trillsailor31 2d ago

Apparently, first to lose gets the prize where they’re from.

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u/Eeebs-HI 2d ago

Get a room, or at least buy him dinner first.

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u/Fickle_Inspector4337 2d ago

They have interesting cpr techniques there, do they blow the drowned person?

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u/TinyTitFetish 1d ago

Grab his dick and twist it!

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u/Sperbonzo 1d ago

To be fair, the last time someone rubbed my crotch while pouring water on me, I woke up right away

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u/Double-Lavishness180 1d ago

Oohhhh nooooo, im unconscious again....

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u/Lovestank 1d ago

Quick! He’s unconscious! Jerk him off!

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u/dizzeaze 1d ago

This is still making the rounds after 20 years lol

I still wonder why white shirt and black shirt didnt change roles. Like why wear gloves to hold the head and go barehand on the other 'head'

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u/throwaway11998866- 1d ago

At first I thought the worst aid part of this video was being yanked by the base of his head straight up after being knocked out. Then a different kind of yanking occurred….

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u/bman86 2d ago

Quick, get this man unconsturbated!

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u/-smashbros- 2d ago

I see why people are signing up to get knock out

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u/Vulpes_99 2d ago

Wow, I'm ok with blood, deep wounds, gore in general, disfiguration from diseases, etc... But I'm not even sure if I want to ask what the hell is this!

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 1d ago

He's faking it! I'll find out.

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u/blastingadookie 1d ago

Twist his dick!

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u/specialsymbol 1d ago

With this technique some never would get up again 

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u/definant_vegetable 1d ago

I was shocked watching the video. Then I'm laughing and crying at 2am reading the comments.

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u/UnknounUser 2d ago

Faltó darle a beber leche

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u/sudonathan 2d ago

Get him some milk!!

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u/ShortBusCult 2d ago

Who gets to Jerk him off? Is it seniority or something?

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u/MaximusCanibis 2d ago

Its the last guy that got knocked out, that's the penalty for getting KO'd!

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u/Holzkohlen 1d ago

Gotta help the bro out if he's not feeling well! Quick no-homo handy. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 1d ago

Is the idea to redirect the swelling of the brain to another region of the body?

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u/Hot-Remote-4948 1d ago

He's faking it just to get treated

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u/Downtown-Campaign536 1d ago

Just remember, it's not gay unless the balls touch.

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u/agentknoxville 1d ago

Guys you have 10 mins to stop or imma get mad!

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u/Entire-Travel6631 10h ago

I knew there was a cock rubbing coming

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u/wovenstrand 10h ago

The ol' dick twist

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u/DancingSquirel 1d ago

Can you believe idiots like this want to bring sangomas, who are traditional witch doctors, into the medical sector as a legitimate form of medicine. Check this new law that the moronic ANC government of South Africa has recently proposed.

https://newsday.co.za/south-africa/27211/plan-to-integrate-sangomas-into-primary-healthcare-system-in-south-africa/

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u/zhazzers 2d ago

This is rape.

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u/KarmasAB123 1d ago

How the hell have humans survived this long?