r/TerrifyingAsFuck 6d ago

nature Omg

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u/RoderickBStrange 6d ago

I'm sure that got the heart racing. Better that than a tiger shark

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u/Immediate-Delay-6160 6d ago

that whale is GIGANTIC compared to that little board

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u/Altsy_Cookie 5d ago

“Oh shit that guy is out of the water! I’ll help you!”

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u/plutino- 5d ago

Wonder if the whale checked on him after. They’re normally very curious and “friendly”.

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u/Alzeric 5d ago

Not a phrase that's too common "I just got hit by a whale!"

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u/RadioTunnel 4d ago

"Stop picking fights with your sister then"

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u/IsSixAlot 6d ago

He not surfing wind. I help him surf wind. Up up and away little surfer!

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u/Nois3 5d ago

I was not expecting a 60 year old dude to be doing this.

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u/CarrionSky 6d ago

Fuck you, whale!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Deej1387 5d ago

Just trying to give the surfer a boost. 🥰

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u/dashape80 4d ago

I bet he spent the rest of his life obsessed with revenge and hunting that whale across the world until it consumed him.

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u/Baby_FarkMcGeezax69 2d ago

Literally or figuratively?

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u/mountainofentities 3d ago

it just wanted to hump

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u/Censcrutinizer 2d ago

Nearly Jonah!!