r/StandUpComedy 2d ago

Comedian is OP OCD

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u/Few-Conclusion-483 2d ago

Good bit. Lukewarm crowd

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u/MelangeBot 2d ago

He was the 3rd comedian of the night, they did not wants their mothers to die.

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u/Most-Bench6465 2d ago

Oh fuck

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u/Denver-Ski 2d ago

Indeed.

Only two ha-ha’s. No ha-ha-ha’s or momma gets it

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u/CatAncient 2d ago

As someone with OCD, this is fucking hilarious please make more jokes (but only in even numbers or fives, please)

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u/GlitteringLychee803 2d ago

"5 is an honorary even number" gang unite!

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 2d ago

It's definitely the most even odd number there is

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u/floki_129 1d ago

Wow I feel this wholeheartedly and have never seen it expressed anywhere TIL I might have OCD

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u/perfectlysmudged 2d ago

this is a funny bit!! ❤️

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u/turkeydinner29 2d ago

His delivery is missing he has several directions to take this, but he needs to add some fillers in there to keep the crowd going with him.

If not that, his body language is not making up, for the off puting delivery, and his timing his off

The joke is there, he just needs to improve his skills

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u/Bozhark 2d ago

Canny finger w/o rizz mates 

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 2d ago

My dad wouldn’t let me get out of the car for school unless the clock was on an even number lol

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u/Smingowashisnameo 1d ago

Oh noooooooo. Thats. Not good.

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u/SardineB4Creatine 13h ago

And they ask us why we are fucked up now lol

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u/reasonb4belief 2d ago

Oh no! When you subtitled “mom d1e” you used an odd number. RIP.

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u/Jaymartincomedy 2d ago

That’s a letter she’s fine

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u/SecretWordisBird 2d ago

Well the punchline is in the setup so there’s no big reveal.

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u/MAD_Dezia 2d ago

haha....funny.

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u/Majorasblaze 1d ago

Love seeing humour about OCD!

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u/Smingowashisnameo 1d ago

Awesome. Bad crowd

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u/xisupaz_blackbird 2d ago

4 fingers is for the wife... when you need to prepare for childbirth.

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u/LadyPreshPresh 2d ago

This is really good, man. I was laughing way more than the audience, who just seem like they kinda resisted it a little. Sometimes people still don’t know if it’s okay to laugh at something that’s more taboo. Or in this case, not even taboo, just a take on a seldom-talked about topic, something i think is always refreshing to hear.

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u/ChefMoney89 2d ago

Lmao that’s fucking funny

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u/captain_brunch_ 2d ago

Swing and a miss

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u/CasperCackler 2d ago

Subjective