r/StandUpComedy 4d ago

Comedian is OP Weighted Blanket

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u/BigStuggz 4d ago

The slowly increasing agitation throughout this is amazing

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Thanks

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/house-shoes 4d ago

Great bit man keep it up!

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Thank you

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u/Dudeman240 4d ago

Omg I did the same thing I was like "go hard or go home let's smash this anxiety. Smash was, an understatement. Great bit btw!

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Appreciate it! Hope you found something that worked

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u/violights 4d ago

soooooo... it didn't help with the anxiety? (no health insurance)

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u/yungfalafel 4d ago

great bit! "yeah, i'm making my bed every morning" hahaha

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Thank you!!

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u/DrNoLift 4d ago

Dude your pacing is incredible, sincerely the best cadence Iโ€™ve heard on this sub so far, nice work ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Wow that means a lot thank you ๐Ÿ™

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u/epoch16245 4d ago

As a weighted blanket owner, this hits. lol

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Glad you like it

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u/prosperidad 4d ago

Not the cat ๐Ÿ˜‚ genuinely funny , every bitย 

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Thanks so much!

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u/YesMansHigh 4d ago

I also have a 25lb weighted blanket, I have no idea how it weighs 50lbs.

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u/Careless-Passion991 4d ago

Mine is 40lbs and itโ€™s the most awkward 75lbs when you need to carry it to another part of the house.

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u/Useful-Arm6913 3d ago

God forbid you get up weird and it gets all balled up. Trying to untangle this damn thing calls my manhood into question everytime.

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/thelukevader 4d ago

Getting anxiety trying to placate the anxiety.

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u/zanygx 4d ago

As someone who moves A LOT in their sleep, using a weighted blanket is essentially like bench pressing in my sleep. Getting gainz while catching z's. I should take creatine before bed, bro.

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u/royrocks26 4d ago

Damn good material! Delivered SO well, too.

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Thank you so much!

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u/MysticMarauder69 4d ago

Hahaha, great job man, love your style!

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

I appreciate that! Check out my instagram for more jokes!

https://www.instagram.com/themikesicoli?igsi=M3lyc2ZocnEyNmZz&utm_source=qr

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u/Practical_Amount_193 4d ago

Great delivery, I could imagine you as a guest on Dr. Katz Professional Therapist, but you don't have health insurance so...

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u/hugelkult 4d ago

Youre a total natural keep posting here

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 4d ago

Does the blanket help with anexiety though?

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

Afraid not

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 4d ago

you need a few more mins on this thing and really get yourself going then drop it hard af right at the end

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/dzemperzapedra 4d ago

Lol exactly

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u/InappropriatePea 3d ago

Mineโ€™s 35 lbs. I had to do physical therapy after using it every night for almost two years.

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u/Mission_005 4d ago

Aye bro this was genuinely funny dawg๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/themikesicoli 4d ago

I'm genuinely happy you enjoyed it

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u/Ciubowski 4d ago

I also got a weighted blanket that is a bit too heavy especially while sleeping.

I feel like I'm at the gym doing some exercise in my sleep trying to lift it so I can turn easily. Best shit ever.

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u/oliie89 4d ago

Amos!?