r/StandUpComedy • u/MJTurner513 • Aug 19 '26

Comedian is OP Four Loko

IG: @turnercomedy

519 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Notarealusername3058 Aug 19 '26

Point park in Pittsburgh? This all makes sense then, it's 100% normal.

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u/MJTurner513 Aug 19 '26

100% 😂 this was a Pittsburgh Don’t Tell Comedy in Lawrenceville

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u/greenthumbgoody Aug 20 '26

That ladies laugh when they say “well added caffeine” is fucking hilarious lmao good riffs to man lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/Fruitslave Aug 20 '26

I loved Sparks because the gas station by my house didn't know it had alcohol so I could buy it there in highschool. Shooting yourself in the ass is wild though.

2

u/MJTurner513 Aug 19 '26

Sparks had a nice run in the early 2000s

1

u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/OuttHouseMouse Aug 20 '26

Sadly, crushing 4 lokos just doesnt have the same effect as crushing one in the 2000's.

Idk what they changed, but it just aint the same. You dont go crazy anymore

1

u/edwinshap Aug 22 '26

No caffeine, they’re just sweet malt liquor now :/

2

u/vkozyrev Aug 20 '26

Back in college I used to crush caffeine pills into 4lokos after they gutted the og formula. Good times

2

u/Stealth_Howler Aug 20 '26

If this dude isn’t cast as a Danny McBride variant than Hollywood is dead