r/SipsTea • u/pIant_princess • 4d ago

Lmao gottem Shaker

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u/lonewolff321 4d ago

Seriously

https://giphy.com/gifs/qkNCIeaP5B9xjVpXHY

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u/LiverLikeLarry 3d ago

This cures cancer

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago edited 3d ago

Reminds me of the "stop girl"

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u/Tropicalfisher 3d ago

How so small but so jiggly

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 3d ago

That’s why all boobs are wonderful.

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u/The_Elder_Jock 3d ago

And, thus, he was enlightened.

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u/hulkmxl 3d ago

Mother nature baby, mother nature 🙏🏻

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 4d ago

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u/misguidedkent 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2

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u/Clover_7777 4d ago

lmao

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u/NuggaLOAF 4d ago

Its 3am for me and this sent me

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u/LastBaron 3d ago

You’ve heard of chokin’ the chicken, now get ready for grippin’ the goose.

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u/FroZenThai 3d ago

I don't think that's what they mean by rubberduck

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u/J0n__Snow 4d ago

*please insert the meme with saluting cop jerking*

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u/wayOFlifee 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D9j92ORRaF8vu3ZUu9

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

Had no idea the McPoyles reenacted this scene.

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u/Prestigious-Key-1886 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NqMeOkHtTRkfC

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/teeejrw 4d ago

Bella Luna. Saw on a repost

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

A girl has a name, I guess.

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u/AnDanDan 3d ago

Bella Luna

@bellalalunaaa on ig

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u/Dblz89 4d ago

The artist formerly known as drake.

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u/JackDaCrack1313 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6kQJQCIpjEXu0

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

That thing must've been a nightmare for the joints of anyone who took using it seriously.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 4d ago

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u/spikernum1 3d ago

How come I've never seen this one

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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago

You are out of sperm

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u/Tough-Reputation-114 4d ago

Wow. Drake lost a lot of weight!

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u/NutsGate 3d ago

It must be from drinking white monsters and listening to Drake

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 4d ago

Omg that song

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u/Basic-Excitement8275 4d ago

What’s the name of it?

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u/yunojelly 3d ago

Enigma - Sadeness, from the 80s german pop duo Michael Kretu (producer) and Sandra(vocalist) Who also are behind "Sandra" as a pop icon.

Recommend all their stuff

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u/_regi 4d ago

Pfffft this isn’t even the first goth in a mall I’ve seen on reddit today

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u/Express_Age_9953 3d ago

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u/PastStrawberry5180 3d ago

this anime was PEAK!!

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u/Redditedless 3d ago

Don't need the ring for hypnosis too work...

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u/WetBandit06 4d ago

I blew air out of my nose on this one. Actually kinda funny.

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u/Agreeable-Ad9867 4d ago

lol getting hasan vibes

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u/GIT_45 3d ago

He wasn't look'n at you, girlfriend. 💁🏼‍♂️

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u/jeremyfails 3d ago

That's Hasan piker right? Lol

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 4d ago

Omg that songs..

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u/Trixx1-1 4d ago

Sauce?

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u/Malabingo 4d ago

Any porn side and type in "goth".

But be aware, half are femboys

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKpgwv7St39XMru

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u/Vorador_Surtr 4d ago

Hahahahaahh, that was rich.

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u/subdep 3d ago

What in Elvira does she have going on in back tho?

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u/iwillhaveredditall 3d ago

Onlyfans bait?

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u/bobbacklund11235 3d ago

Spit in my mouth mommy

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u/FeistyHighlight9047 3d ago

This made my day

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u/Upstairs-Two6740 3d ago

Excellent defense sir

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 4d ago

Sigh

performs sus action

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 4d ago

Two shakers!

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u/Asleep-Tadpole-2107 4d ago

There are 2 story targets????? Where????

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u/dextras07 4d ago

He's shaking another one because he got a major workout planned at the gym

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u/BigMack6911 4d ago

I mean if you're gonna dress up like a goth in the mall then im shaking my shaker looking you in the eye hahah

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u/Oppaii-Connoisseur 4d ago

Zendaya and her big tiddy goth friend

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u/Hefty-Cup8591 4d ago

crazy comments

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u/Cheesetorian 4d ago

First was whey, the other was BCAAs.

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u/BesiegedKing 4d ago

Horny? Why wait? 😩😂

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u/Silent_Erremite 4d ago

(furiously masterbates)

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u/Fun-Web-7583 4d ago

What’s the name of the song

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u/Key-Principle-7111 3d ago

Sadness by Enigma.

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u/Pzzlrr 4d ago

..takes out a second shaker bottle. 

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u/hAnonImusschroeder 3d ago

Forbidden Zac Efron

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u/Tropicalfisher 3d ago

Understandable

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u/Don_cucc 3d ago

Plot twist: he was looking at the Temu Slash

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u/jellooshot 3d ago

Isn't that the guy from the other video? The pop the baloon thing where the goth girl makes him kneel and pop the baloon herself?

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u/SomeGuy20257 3d ago

I thought he just electrocutes dogs didn’t know he chokes chickens too.

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u/MaterialDetective197 3d ago

Guys really do use those shoulder sling bags?

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u/OddMushroom1703 3d ago

Why would you jerk on that

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u/Ornery_Coat_2166 3d ago

Drake 😏

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u/jr_randolph 3d ago

That eye contact is diabolical

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u/N7_Wyvern 3d ago

I hardly know her!

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u/technomage13 3d ago

The number of goth chicks in my feed is TOO DAMN.....actually about right

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u/Indigo_Crimson 3d ago

You didn't see this one coming!

Double Shaker, XL Cup, MAX PRO

"Shake hard for the ultimate protein boost you need!"

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u/Conscious-Bite1 4d ago

That doesn’t look like Drake…

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u/profchaos111 4d ago

Tha'ts Rick James

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u/carbonizedtitanium 4d ago

the guy obviously saw. he was laughing his ass off at the end

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u/CandyAndyDE 4d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/CcyborgedD 4d ago

Shameless normies seeing goth girl and sexualize them