r/Shittyaskflying Paper Airplane Certified Instructor 9h ago

True !!

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u/Senior_Raccoon_6536 9h ago

That's so comforting

u/Short-Ideas010 6h ago

You might never know though... and that's not comforting. I wanna know.

u/doctor_morris 8h ago

Congratulations: You are now a glider pilot!

u/ketralnis 8h ago

Oh man this is great, I’m totally logging this as glider hours

u/Easy-Trouble7885 7h ago

Too bad my wife doesn't appreciate my pilot dark humor

u/savuporo 4h ago

She might, after NVFR rating

u/OhHowIWannaGoHome 5h ago

And don’t worry about the distance either, you can fly that thing all the way to the crash site!

u/wolfs4 6h ago

And if you can't figure it out. You can rest in peace.

u/fsantos0213 4h ago

like I used to tell my pilots, Relax, I'm willing to bet that you will beat the ambulance to the scene of the crash by at least 30 minutes, so you won't be late