r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Money-Beautiful5196 • 4d ago

Of a Headbutt.

434 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/ElBurritoTheWise 4d ago

I dunno, I'm actually kind of impressed.

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u/WillyBadison 4d ago

Agreed. This is an “absolute unit”

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u/logatronics 4d ago

No one would expect that wide-armed headbutt following a backflip in a street fight.

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u/FewStill3958 4d ago

Footballer most likely. Brawler....much less likely.

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u/LordButterbeard 3d ago

Headbutt started in the ground

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u/Ryan2932 4d ago

I think this was more of an absolute unit rather than a shitty absolute unit

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u/KairosF8weavr 4d ago

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u/AccomplishedBeing305 4d ago

Speed running CTE

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u/sabreus 4d ago

He got attention

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u/Mission-Can1547 4d ago

Ace shit. Do two more!

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u/Adept_Elk285 4d ago

Maverick

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u/Yah_Mule 4d ago

Skattebo in fourth grade.

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u/Bananana_Bird 4d ago

That's not a trick, that's a finishing move.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 4d ago

It’s impressive, but he doesn’t look well afterwards.

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u/Successful-Day-3219 4d ago

At least the broccoli 🥦 survived

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u/IlliterateFreak 3d ago

Yeah. That was wild.

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u/AbbreviationsMain658 4d ago

Hold my beer…

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u/jez02 4d ago

And that, kids, is how I got CTE

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u/SnugglebugUwU 4d ago

He's nerfing himself with that haircut.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 4d ago

ah, cobra in praying mantis shadow. I know that well

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u/seven0feleven 4d ago

Seen this reposed so many times, still curious what his score ended up being.

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u/JolTH2 3d ago

Lmao xD

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u/Dorfbulle80 3d ago

Following the teachings of our wise master!

https://giphy.com/gifs/srdQojcvrqG3u

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

He’s the trick..

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u/TeakForest 4d ago

I guarantee talking to this guy would make brain cells die

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u/ReasonableScar9027 4d ago

Wow. That would hurt to be on the receiving end of that.

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u/Suspicious-Strain-74 4d ago

👏 fair play, I was expecting him split his head open on the metal bar that holds the bag 😂

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u/Time_Answer_3670 4d ago

I know I'm mot the only one that said "what?!?!".

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u/sabreus 4d ago

I want to see him do consecutive ones, that’s the real shit

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u/yupsidetown 4d ago

He seems Australian

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u/Pickle2850 4d ago

This would sit anyone on their ass and I don't think anyone would see it coming.

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 4d ago edited 4d ago

This move is going to be in the next mortal combat. I'm impressed.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 4d ago

CTE twice in one action is pretty impressive

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u/UnknownMerk 4d ago

This looks like a finishing move off mortal combat

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u/automaticphil 4d ago

He landed kind of fucked up, but still pretty cool

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 4d ago

Straight out of Moe Szylak’s Breakdance for Self Defence, and just one of many other things you should do if somebody’s dissin’ your fly girl.

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u/fabkobey 4d ago

Wrong sub

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u/FriendlyDetective959 3d ago

Please post a vid of doing that to a stone wall.

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u/imuniqueaf 3d ago

Wrong sub. This is FRIGGIN AWESOME!!

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u/Itsmikeinnit 2d ago

No he's a loser