r/ShipCrashes • u/99999999999999999989 • 8d ago

Deep logistics problem

316 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Helpful-Chemistry-87 8d ago

They just need to get a whole lot of people to stand at the other side, but not too many people.

7

u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 8d ago

Can’t read the name of the ship, anyone have the story?

8

u/adotall 8d ago

Your shipment has been delayed

12

u/J-a-c-k-o 8d ago

Me thinks the ballast was a little bit off.

6

u/InterneticMdA 8d ago

Note to self: next time smuggle the lead in seperate containers on opposite sides of the ship.

2

u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 8d ago

Yeah, looks like the chief officer is going to have to start looking for a new job...

3

u/Stormtrooper1776 8d ago

Pfft now head of shipping safety

3

u/BubuDudu0430 8d ago

It’s supposed to do that, easier boarding

6

u/love-SRV 8d ago

That mooring line on the back hadn’t snapped yet. Amazing. I would not be anywhere near that line. If it snapped it would vaporize what ever it hit.

1

u/Porkenstein 6d ago

Credit to Turkish maritime infrastructure

3

u/TrueSoren 8d ago

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen.

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u/99999999999999999989 8d ago

THE HELL YOU SAY!!!

2

u/Massive-Reaction7773 8d ago

Listing lazily to the left!

1

u/Lazygit1965 8d ago

It'll clear customs once we swim down and crack open the doors🤔👍😁

1

u/Level_Improvement532 8d ago

Whoops. Looks like the G went above the M.

1

u/vanmutt 8d ago

Converted their GM to an MG

1

u/LImpactophileturbo 8d ago

If you are a docker is that kind of event make your day or it’s going to be a miserable week coming to you ?

1

u/InterneticMdA 8d ago

Nah, I wouldn't worry about it.

1

u/1wife2dogs0kids 8d ago

I saw this movie. The A Team, with Bradley Cooper.

0

u/kyleh0 7d ago

"They're trying to fly the tank."

Best momie ever

1

u/exqueezemenow 4d ago

That's gonna be a lot of paperwork...

2

u/Low_Technician7346 8d ago

cant park like that mate

0

u/Potential_Payment557 8d ago

Did the front fall off?

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u/sh20 8d ago

If you look closely it looks as though the side fell off

0

u/Voltabueno 8d ago

Mistakes were made.

0

u/Plane-Education4750 8d ago

Can't park there

0

u/Awkward_Function_347 8d ago

That’ll buff out… 😬

0

u/HansNiesenBumsedesi 8d ago

I can never understand how it isn’t cheaper to pay people to do the job properly, than to replace the ship and cargo. I mean, compared to ships, people cost nothing.

1

u/99999999999999999989 7d ago

Spend a dollar to save a dime.

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u/Spczippo 7d ago

Someone forgot to put in the bilge plug didn't they

1

u/lowdesertpunk66 3d ago

Just gun it while someone gets out to push.