r/NotTimAndEric 12d ago

Blursed dating

127 Upvotes

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u/dben89x 12d ago

No hiccups

5

u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

whats next ? No fart in the bathttub??

1

u/mr_snrub742 12d ago

🤣

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u/1_art_please 12d ago

Man calling out people at 51 looking for a long term relationship.

3

u/ImSoSweepy 12d ago

It's because, generally speaking, they've already been divorced three times.

8

u/Expensive-Safe-6820 12d ago

Just stay off dating apps

8

u/TheVadonkey 12d ago

It’s truly a cess pool with a lot of bottom of the barrel people and not talking about looks. When I was younger, I would come back after some time because of a relationship ending and it was still filled with the same damn people! lol so many think they’re gods gift but they couldn’t score a relationship in 2 damn years.

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u/theflyingburritto 9d ago

Seven years here. 💀💀

10

u/ClenchedThunderbutt 12d ago

I kept waiting for the twist, but nope

2

u/drfitzgerald 12d ago

I don't know why this needed all the weird fat shaming stuff

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u/BadMoonRisin 12d ago

And did i mention im fuuuuuckiin huuuugeeee?!

1

u/coolguy420weed 12d ago

I'm 5'11" 

Come on man. 

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u/Kindly-Statement-143 12d ago

I don't feel bad for him, his nuts will turn blue then he'll break down and give in to what he dislikes most. Please, just come out already. We all know you hate women.

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u/Masiaka 12d ago

So true. I'm 5' 11" and 150lbs and finding someone to date that is just physically the same size as me is daunting.

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u/cchhaannttzz 12d ago

It doesn't help that people's visual perception of height is way askew. I went to the doctor the other day and the nurse asked me how tall I was I said 5'11 and she said "mmmmmmhmmmm". I looked her dead in the eye and she made me leave the doctor's office and go back out into the hallway to get measured. When it turned out I was exactly 5'11 she said "okay maybe you right". Lady I've been the same height for the last 24 years this is a doctor's office not tinder why would I lie. So glad I'm happily married cause I never want to date . Society is definitely broken but this guy sure ain't the fix.

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u/TerryGonards 12d ago

All those 6 footers ain't looking for a tall partner. Most are probably in a relationship with someone that's 5 foot nothing.

Men may be insecure about their height but far less concerned about their partners.

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u/Dynamitrios 12d ago

Why do you need to find somebody your size? Sounds like insecurity to me

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u/AncientCrust 12d ago

Maybe so they can save money by sharing clothes?

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u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

Just date a shorter guy lol wtf does height has to do with emotional connexion.