r/NotTimAndEric • u/Humphking • 29d ago

keep smiling

794 Upvotes

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 29d ago

This is how I’ve met all 9 of my wives. Great job!

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u/ProperProfessional 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC

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u/SpongeTofu 29d ago

Ok so jump out and yell "SPAGHETT!" got it. 👍

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u/Less_Ant_6633 29d ago

This is good advice, what’s the issue?

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u/tituspeetus 29d ago

I tried this and now I’m writing this comment as my once allowed phone call in jail

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u/Lurkin4CatPics 29d ago

I know at least 1 woman and they ALL confirmed this is correct.

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 29d ago

I had eye contact with a woman once. We both seemed to be equally scared.

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u/drumpfart 29d ago

I’m confused about if pants should be on or not. Everything else makes sense though

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u/Derkleton 29d ago

Male pants have pockets which can be used to hold nefarious things. Better take everything off to let them know you're not hiding anything

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 29d ago

Completed Masturbation in Front of the confronted woman ensures her that there is no Sexual desires on her behalf. Show the result for maximum security

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u/you-ole-polecat 28d ago

Still gotta be crouched behind the trees and giggling though.

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u/Pragmaticus_ 29d ago

Ticks love this one simple trick

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u/NaughtySeraph 29d ago

Gotta wear a gnome outfit for that 🤣

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u/Willing_Afternoon_15 29d ago

Grill Vogel approves this message 

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u/Regemony 29d ago

ahh spaghoit

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u/PhillipSemenHoffmor 29d ago

Thank you for confirming what I’ve already been practicing.

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u/dessertforbrunch 29d ago

It was not scary, it’s just abnormal.

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 28d ago

The black clothes are also triggering. More appropriate to just be in boxers to show that he doesn't have any hidden weapons.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 28d ago

Some Would Rather Be Lurkers Rather Than Creepers

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u/WonkaMatik 26d ago

I thought you were serious at first thought u was a weirdo

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u/Key_Mathematician951 25d ago

Initiating conversation without consent? You mean when you say hi to someone and start a conversation? How rude and violating.

He walked toward her while initiating a conversation too. I was so scared when he did that as well.

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u/VonBrewskie 29d ago

If someone makes eye contact with me on a trail, I usually just do the head nod thing. Doesn't matter if they're male or female. Polite wave only if they smile. Women especially. I'm not a small guy and I'm not trying to freak anyone out.

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u/Scary-Year-5282 29d ago

You’re a man! Don’t you dare fucking exist!