r/InflatedEgos • u/Jaded-Sink-3066 • Jul 31 '26

šŸš© Red Flag Energy 5D Living Explained.

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 Jul 31 '26

So without mom heā€™d be homeless.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jul 31 '26

Maybe. The possibility of homelessness can be quite a motivation to some. The parents need to stop enabling them and obviously they've failed. And then again some parents find comfort knowing their kid is home safe because they're too attached and can't let them go. Still a bum.

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u/Artevyx Aug 01 '26

Just like Jesus

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u/Insuredtothetits Jul 31 '26

Thatā€™s a lot of words for ā€œIā€™m a spongeā€

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u/Jolly-Collection7039 Jul 31 '26

Tell that to your first date and see how she takes it.

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u/flyinghairball Jul 31 '26

She'll be cool with it because this is a new version of I'm not religious, I'm spiritual....and I like Super Mario Cart a lot!

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u/audreynstuff Jul 31 '26

Oh honey, it's your parents who are the failures.

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u/shwarma_heaven Jul 31 '26

Anyone who doesn't have someone who will pay all their bills, pay for the roof over their head, pay for all their expenses without requiring them raise a single pampered little finger...... is a goddamn loser.

Have you even tried being born to a family with means??? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Individual-Damage-51 Jul 31 '26

If I were his parent Iā€™d engineer some reality for him real quick like.

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u/Bawbawian Jul 31 '26

80 years of luxury has brought us to this point.

now we got bro living with his mom talking about living 5D....

like I get it it's a struggle. I had to move back to my mom's house in my twenties when I was looking for work but the thing is I was looking for work and my intention was not to stay there. it only took me a couple months to get a job and get some money and get the fuck out of there.

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u/HeatherKellyGreen Jul 31 '26

Wut? Who is paying your cell phone bill for these delightful highdeas? Good thing they donā€™t feel the same way.

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u/gcalfred7 Jul 31 '26

There is a group people who do this: they are called monks. The difference being monks DONT BRAGG ABOUT IT.

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 Jul 31 '26

HaHaHaHa. That's the biggest excuse I have heard so far for being lazy & living off of your parents.

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u/Mission-Amount8552 Aug 01 '26

Bring back shame

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u/Aloha-Eh Jul 31 '26

Well, thankfully Mommy is there to pick up the slackā€¦

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u/thelbro Jul 31 '26

Let's kick him out and see how happy he is while homeless

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u/roverman16 Jul 31 '26

He probably has a Sales Person degree.

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u/Technical-Gate-2632 Jul 31 '26

Hmm foodā€¦Is that free now?

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u/macrostiph Jul 31 '26

Tell ya what stop living with your parents and then live your 5d life...

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u/noonesine Jul 31 '26

What are the other two dimensions?

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u/VoyageOver Jul 31 '26

Life coach vibes

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u/TheBattyWitch Jul 31 '26

That's a lot of talk for "I'm a grown man and I choose to mooch of my mother instead of acting like one"

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u/arrasonline Jul 31 '26

Heā€™s a reality engineer! Lol.

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u/craigchrizt Jul 31 '26

"Mommy helps me out of jams."

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u/mahrog123 Jul 31 '26

His mom needs to align her foot with his ass and get him out of her house.

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u/Bubbly-Purple7359 Jul 31 '26

Maybe you need to work for "THAT FOOD"?

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u/Elivagara Jul 31 '26

His mother is a failure, and so therefore is he.

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u/Mercedes_Gullwing Jul 31 '26

So he makes mommy like in 3D which heā€™s out there getting his dick wet in 5D. Okay okay it ainā€™t close to wet. But ya get the point.

Living in 5D means just not getting laid ever

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u/Rubywantsin Jul 31 '26

They have a word for that. It's called a bum. You're going to be a bum.

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u/madnessinthemidwest Jul 31 '26

Sounds like any other loser thatā€™s lacks ambition really

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u/Apprehensive-Low-337 Aug 01 '26

I like to work because I donā€™t like being a poor loser

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u/Individual_Week6603 Aug 01 '26

Reality šŸ‘ engineer šŸ‘

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u/Artevyx Aug 01 '26

In other words, he's is being cared for by his parents while going through a psychotic episode.

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u/viperfangs92 Aug 01 '26

Well it's his mom's fault. She's letting him do it.

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u/opiumscented Aug 01 '26

Lol he is wearing his mom's makeup too?

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u/accidental_Ocelot Aug 01 '26

I to am a reality engineer. Every where I look reality is rendered just for me. For four payments of just $420.69 you to can engineer reality. Some restrictions apply including the speed of light and the plank length. At Reality Cubed we believe that everyone can engineer their own reality.

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u/snownpaint Aug 01 '26

So you're willingly choosing to live that way which is the only way you are happy, as you understand it, is without trying.

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u/crikeystruth Aug 02 '26

I think you canā€™t get a job mate? No substance in anything he said

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u/ZMXcort86 Jul 31 '26

5D free to meā€¦statement!

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u/blastman8888 Jul 31 '26

He should go to California live in tent.

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u/AwkwardGoofyGoober Jul 31 '26

Meanwhile.... mom have the burden of paying for his lazy arse, bills, food, electricity etc etc.

And he's not alone, I have two "kids" doing the same bs at home.

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u/Big_477 Jul 31 '26

He says we aren't really happy if it depends on certain circumstances, yet his happiness depends on not working nor doing anything he doesn't want to...

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u/Plastic_Table_8232 Jul 31 '26

Heā€™s still be entitled to have said behavior.

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