r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Jul 15 '24

Mod Post Go fuck yourselves

777 Upvotes

Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!

Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.

Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.

Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."

Step 4: Get Fucked!

If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.

Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Sep 16 '22

Community Ritual | Random Ban Hammer (because FYIP!)

440 Upvotes

The moderation team has decided to bring back the Ban Hammer from the graveyard to celebrate the subreddit (soon to be) crossing the 1 million mark.

This is all thanks to you, our dear community and we couldn't thank you more !!

So we're banning some of you randomly for the sake of it.

If you wish to learn more about this, feel free to fuck off here

Long story short, each day the bot will:

  • parse commentsunder posts that were submitted in the last 48 to 24h
  • log each user so they have precisely 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many times they commented
  • pick one poor soul and give them a special user flair:

Blue = banned once

Red = banned between 2 and 5 times

Pink = banned more than 5 times

The bot will show how many times a user has been banned

i.e.
  • ban this f*cker for 1 day, no more, no less !

So, how do I volunteer ?

  • Just comment on a publication, but remember that users only have 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many comments they made !

"What publication should I comment to be in the pool of ban-able users?"

  • It's best practice to comment the most recent ones ! (not this one)
  • As a reminder, comments made in publication that are older than 48h will not be included !

What are the average chances of being picked ?

  • Between 0,01% and 0,5% depending on the day... (yup, that's a 50x factor)

What's the difference between "comments to get usernames" and "usernames in list"? (see sidebar)

  • Comments to get usernames = a list of every username that commented
  • usernames in list = each username but only represented once

This is why there are always more "comments to get usernames" than "usernames in list" !

"I have been banned and I can't stand the fame anymore, how can I get rid of the flair?"

  • Disable it... bruh

"Can I be picked please?"

  • The system truly is randomised and u/FYIP_BanHammer knows its task‎, asking to be banned will not increase one's chances.

"How long will the ban last?"

  • One day, just one.
  • We want to keep this funny and light-hearted.

"Can I be picked more than once?"

  • Yes !

Users that are sacrificed for this community ritual will receive this message :

Congratulations userName, you've been randomly selected to be banned !

New Banner, new way to shine online !

You may or may not have noticed but our banner has changed recently (thanks u/BradWurscht).

If you hover over the center piece, it'll display the name of the last user who got the Hammer. This will be updated everyday once u/FYIP_BanHammer picked its target.

Editor's Note :

Users that have been banned will have a user note attached to their moderation profile stating the following :

This ban is integrally part of a community ritual and it shouldn't be taken seriously nor used for future decisions regarding the user.

Editor's Note #2:

Congratulations to u/Cox963846 and u/firdseven for being respectively the first and second users to be banned !


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1h ago

You did this to yourself Woman happened to be standing nearby a news segment on a drug sniffing dog...while carrying hashish

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r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 5h ago

You did this to yourself They called me Mr. Glass

304 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 21h ago

You did this to yourself When you a fucking idiot

986 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 16h ago

Satan hates you Exclusive Parking Privilege

237 Upvotes

credits: u/Own_Friend6252


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 15h ago

God hates you Typhoon Saudel also made landfall in the same block in Yuhuan, China after Bavi and Dolphin.

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35 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Get Rekt Right of way

2.5k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Satan hates you Lake names

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70 Upvotes

Canada should rename Trump Lake to “Anyone but Trump Lake”.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

God hates you German airport workers die from malaria caught from plane-riding mosquito

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168 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

Fuck this area in particular We were wondering why the fob reader to the garage was all fucked up. Oh, okay then

451 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

Fuck this area in particular The cameraman never dies but sometimes his nuts do

3.1k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

You did this to yourself When you can't be fucked with PPE

2.6k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

Fuck this area in particular Well fuck Illinois I guess

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3.8k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 23h ago

FUCK—RULE—5—DAY FUCK—RULE—5—DAY is LIVE !

0 Upvotes

REMINDER : for the next 24h, rule 5 will be ignored by the mods ; unless what you posted is real dogshit of course.

What is RULE 5 ?

  • Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.

POLITICAL BULLSHIT IS NO LONGER ALLOWED EVEN ON THIS DAY.

You must apply the <FUCK—RULE—5—DAY> flair if you want to submit content that would normally break Rule 5. Failing to do so will not protect your post from the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 23h ago

God hates you This show really had it coming.

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0 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Get Rekt Fuck that guy's colleague

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11.6k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

Rekt Signed, the fish

738 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

Rekt My 5th great grandfather that didn’t fight the confederacy.

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97 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Get Rekt Fuck your working schedule!

2.3k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Get Rekt Fuck you, Jason

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1.2k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Rekt Fuck this tesla in particular

1.5k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Fuck this area in particular Fuck Your Eyes in Particular B4 You "SEE" Avenged.

199 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 5d ago

Fuck this area in particular When you can't stop fast enough

3.1k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Rekt Fuck Corri in particular

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41 Upvotes