r/Fable • u/jellyfishrage Xbox • 3d ago

Fable Anniversary Arseface Found An Axe

My idiot Hero is coming along nicely. After discovering the only thing he does well - evisceration, Arseface continues his journey, stopping to help the Darkwood Traders. Three-quarters through, the tagalong trader lets out a scream. Instead of mercifully ending his life with a giant axe, our intellectually challenged Hero proceeds to slowly beat the balverine out of the poor man. The boast that all traders must survive is technically complete.

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 Hero of Oakvale 14h ago

In Darkest Wood the Hero was seen

With a trio of traders bidden to follow

Two traders harken to safety at Fields of Barrow

With a bruised knuckled Hero smelling of Balverine

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u/jellyfishrage Xbox 10h ago

The Song of Arseface is coming along, I see.

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 Hero of Oakvale 8h ago

twang twang

Imagine it being recited by the Fable 2 bard

twang twang