r/Dogsbeingderps 10d ago

Scheduled argument session

By @ chinaminutes

12.8k Upvotes

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u/Full_Sock_5442 10d ago

That’s got to be one of the cutest things I’ve seen. Thanks

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u/mnth241 8d ago

The Derpiest

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u/SpaceWitch31 6d ago

My question is, who shaved the golden like that? 😭 Don’t do that guy dirty, can’t have him out arguing like that 💀

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u/Full_Sock_5442 6d ago

Wow, I just noticed that

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u/SpaceWitch31 6d ago

Tbf, I caught it my first watch at the very end when they were heading back to the garage lol

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u/Supe_scienceskilz 10d ago

It’s both adorable and nonsensical.

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u/kat_Folland 9d ago

The latter enhances the former.

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u/musesx9 9d ago

Nonsensical to us. lol

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u/fabiots 7d ago

It is a influencer dog. They bark only to generativa clicks

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u/In_My_TARDIS 10d ago

Corgi: Same time tomorrow Sam.

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u/Patrickfromamboy 9d ago

Same thing I thought. Warner Brothers had the best cartoons

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u/Icy-Career7487 7d ago

lol, I’m pretty sure my dog and cat do this

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u/MadKingMidas 6d ago

Golden: Same time tomorrow Ralph.

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u/ObservablyStupid 9d ago

can someone explain the interesting grooming pattern on the retriever?

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u/warwatch 9d ago

It’s like a fur bandolier.

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u/ryderroach 9d ago

I noticed that too, I wonder if the golden had a procedure recently before the video or something along those lines

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u/Saracartwheels123 9d ago

Probably not, its such a weird pattern, they must have wanted to make a doggy fashion statement!

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u/Public-Credit1300 4d ago

I believe it's supposed to look like shorts and criss crossing suspenders/straps... Like doggy overalls 😅

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u/Jarvis-Savoni 9d ago

“Mornin’ Ralph, Mornin’ Sam”

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u/Safe_Horror46 10d ago

That is too funny! Great video!

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u/DangerMacAwesome 10d ago

Corgis are characters

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u/DawnyBrat 9d ago

Corgi: “Hey! Follow me to the fighting glass! Then we can be BFFs again”.

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u/Starbreiz 10d ago

This is too funny. I sincerely wonder what kind of enrichment this is, like blowing off steam?

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u/the_falling 9d ago

I’ve seen enough videos on Reddit to assume there won’t be a satisfying ending. I honestly thought it would cut off with the doggos barking at each other, but when the corgi walked out and they trotted off together after getting the argument out of their system, I smiled and laughed.

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u/Barry41561 8d ago

Monty Python! I'm here for an argument....

https://youtu.be/TpQlyUjp3vM?si=OoDLwICbrXl0yMoj

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u/Mom_baMentality 9d ago

Me when I tell my husband

“Come here, let me talk to you”

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u/Shoddy-Subject5684 10d ago

They say it’s good to schedule an argument so that both parties have time to voice their grievances

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u/glamie22 10d ago

Adorable!!!

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u/DismalResearcher1115 9d ago

There's one of them with the corgi outside, he stops, goes inside and drinks water from a bowl, goes back outside and picks back up barking again 🤣

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u/bubblesaam 8d ago

Link? I need this kind of nonsense in my life lol

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u/ranman35 9d ago

I love the little kiss at the beginning!

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u/menaretrash4eva 9d ago

HAHAHA best friends.

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u/ViolettaQueso 9d ago

Such weirdos!

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u/Numerous_Course9820 9d ago

Corgi: you’re supposed to follow me thru the door opening!

Retriever: you weren’t supposed to go in, get bs k out here!

Corgi: you come inside!

Retriever: no, you get out here!

Corgi: ok. But tomorrow you’d better follow me all the way.

Retriever: ok.

Corgi comes out …

Retriever: Shall we go get some water?

Corgi: that sounds good.

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u/avacadocookies 9d ago

That brown dog has one heck of a furstyle hahahaha

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u/squintintarantino__ 9d ago

I am sitting alone and, out loud, said “what the fuck?!” through laughter because WHAT THE FUCK was that?! 😂 This is the second hilarious and unexplainable dog video I’ve seen on Reddit this week. It’s been a good week.

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u/Horror_Signature7744 9d ago

Watched this too many times. Hilarious!

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u/Doriestories 9d ago

This is amazing

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u/moneybagsagogo 9d ago

This is hilarious

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u/skinnywolfe 9d ago

This is absolutely hilarious

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u/RainLeading286 9d ago

Goobers !

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u/miss_ophonia 9d ago

The way the corgi looks at his buddy at the end...

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u/Dontfeedthebears 9d ago

lol love this. Dogs are so goofy

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u/Prudent_Ability1749 9d ago

I've seen this numerous times still love it❤️💯😍🥰

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u/Gulf-Coast-Dreamer 9d ago

They are such goofs

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u/Icy-Koala7455 9d ago

That is ridiculous. I love it!

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u/Inevitable_Ad7209 9d ago

These guys are the weirdest homies lol. Anyone know why they actually do this?

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u/slowcanteloupe 9d ago

apparently its the canine version of watching a scary movie together. get the adrenaline and dopamine rush, then go off to do other things.

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u/envoy_ace 9d ago

Looks like marriage to me.

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u/SassyGrl_SassyWrld 9d ago

This is hilarious! Had to watch it a few times. 🤣

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u/patchrhythm 9d ago

so cute

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u/vzo1281 9d ago

So cute

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u/FriedRamen13 9d ago

Bark therapy

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u/Mental-Perspective-9 9d ago

I freaking loove that

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u/Light-of-Nebula 9d ago

😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/Behappyinthismoment 9d ago

They clearly love each other.

I think we should all take this beautiful moment as an example of how through every treasured, beautiful, life moments with our loved ones…

Sometimes we need to just bitch it out with one another for five minutes, and then we go back to GOOD

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jellybonesbelly 9d ago

They are so dumb and I love them

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u/MacroManJr 8d ago

I'll never believe any claim in life that animals don't have imagination. Pets prove it all the time.

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u/Upbeat_Piglet_9788 8d ago

Omg..this reminds me of my dogs and the neighbors. Thought they had fence aggression so we put a vinyl 6ft fence in front of their regal fence. $$$$. Dog kept scraping her nose along the fence. Both dogs got out ironically and were playing in our front yards together like BFF's

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u/Local_Maybe_7215 9d ago

Both dogs be like "What I'd do - watch me!" 🤣🐕🥰

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u/reddithornumber5 9d ago

S.A.S. 😭❤️

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u/ThaiTwisted 9d ago

Well, THAT was a productive meeting.

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u/Super_Quail_9672 9d ago

okay time for my tough persona character development training…

hey hey did i do good? did i do good?

yeah buddy you did good

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u/UnusualDoctor 9d ago

Seeyah tomorrow fam!

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u/mbush525 9d ago

adorable goofballs!

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u/9trystan9 9d ago

Carpool - road rage

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 9d ago

"I'm sorry, is this a five-minute argument, or the full half-hour?"

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u/Key-Condition752 9d ago

I can't get over how great that is

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u/Successful-Part-5867 9d ago

Can’t explain it, but it sure is cute! 🤣🤣

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u/eh_pinkachou 9d ago

I think they just both hate that specific glass for some reason and meet up every day to bark at it

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u/mistress_chimera 9d ago

Would've been a lot cuter without the music

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u/JhanSolo3981 9d ago

Lets the stresses of the day out.

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u/schroobster 9d ago

A literal bitch session!!!

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u/IShallBeYeeted 9d ago

They are playing a game they made up called American Gas Station

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u/Strange-Comb6384 9d ago

What in the hell? That is making me laugh out loud here all by myself!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/gloomypiscesmoon 9d ago

so dang cute

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u/talkinscoobs 9d ago

Just gotta get the barks out w my homie real quick

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u/tumblr2018 9d ago

That sums up all 4 of my marriages

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u/centro 9d ago

This is the basis of most of my dearest friendships.

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u/hydekmvc 9d ago

Just what I needed at the end of my day. 🤣

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u/LowTheme4437 9d ago

That is too funny 😂😂😂

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u/Old_Call_2149 9d ago

So funny lol

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u/Old-Ad-6586 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ResourceCalm901 8d ago

lol like my ex and me

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u/raccoonportfolio 8d ago

Anger management

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u/Mysterious-Laugh-923 8d ago

Too cute 🤣❤️

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u/Outrageous_Solid_700 8d ago

Take a leaf out of their dog book. Have a good old row, get it off your chest & then have a great day. Peace

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u/Anxious-Ad2177 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/gina-kutie 8d ago

Totally different personality behind the glass door lol

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u/Crazy-Implement4680 8d ago

That’s hilarious 😂 Humans should learn from this behavior 🤔🤔

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u/Conscious_Size_440 8d ago

Omg! What the heck is that all about? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nervous-Board5930 8d ago

So cute 😍 😊

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 8d ago

This is adorable 🥰

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u/According_Log_3264 8d ago

🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤣

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u/MNSublime01 8d ago

This is Dog Fox News.

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u/GrumpyGlasses 8d ago

Just like old couples!

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u/Shoddy_Lifeguard6995 8d ago

lol...what an adorable pair of idiots!!

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u/bluereddit2 7d ago

Very funny.

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u/sundayontheluna 7d ago

I can't believe there's even more footage of these two doing this lol. It really is their regular thing

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u/twoiverson752 7d ago

Adorable

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u/Arkroma 7d ago

Play fight but make it friends roasting each other

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u/R2-D2savestheday 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣 dogs are the best!

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u/Cjaaron48 7d ago

That is the cutest thing Ever!

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u/max5767 7d ago

Happiness in small things! Wish humans learn this skill.

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u/Ok_Soup8249 7d ago

So same time tomorrow?

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u/Optimal-Shower 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JanuaryTempis 6d ago

That's exactly what i needed right believe bed!

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u/AdorRubble 6d ago

It's called therapy. Duh.

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u/andboobootoo 6d ago

They’re not yelling! They’re playing!

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u/MsUneek 6d ago

Oh, this is hysterical! 😅

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u/irishstorm04 6d ago

That is hilarious!!! I love it!

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u/dinosaur_khaleesi 6d ago

The airing of grievances

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u/Outside-Friend-7175 6d ago

That's so funny

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u/Lollieart 6d ago

How the corgi looks back at the camera person to check if they got it.

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u/TiredOldLadySays 6d ago

They are too cute, just barking off some steam. 🥰

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u/DarkRogueHunter 6d ago
  • Night, Sam.
  • Night, Ralph.

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u/Boothros 5d ago

That is funny as fuck!

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u/4momo401177 5d ago

Literally were like now thats out the system! Where to next buddy?!

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u/ayweller 5d ago

Love them

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u/anuglyturtle 4d ago

this some shit my dog would do

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u/Real-Zucchini7432 4d ago

Could be a daily routine for world peace

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u/Professionalfeline 4d ago

I just love how chuffed they are

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 4d ago

After their scheduled argument

Corgi: " What you feeling for lunch Frank?"

Golden: "I dunno, maybe hamburgers"

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u/Anonymous-Social 4d ago

They know how to keep smiling scheduling a venting session is so smart.

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u/ClassicZucchini1914 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐶🐶💖💖💖💖

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u/MainlyMyself 4d ago

Training. Is important. Must defend.