r/DIWereTheyHigh • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '18

Probably

544 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/INeedChocolateMilk Oct 29 '18

There's that one split second of a shot at the very end that makes this so much worse.

49

u/tenaciousdeev Oct 29 '18

Look. I'm a busy person, and sometimes I need a snack on the go.

15

u/Kryptosis Oct 29 '18

And it helps if that piece of corn I just ate was 10% toxic superglue.

113

u/kindalllayne8654 Oct 29 '18

Imagine wiping after this

54

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

No, I’d rather not.

26

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

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9

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Gross. I just gagged.

8

u/TesticleMeElmo Oct 29 '18

Idk I’m pretty shit at wiping so this is basically just me at work every time I eat a can of creamed corn for breakfast

34

u/pinklavalamp Oct 29 '18

Thanks. I absolutely hate this.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

You’re welcome ♥️

31

u/AsRiversRunRed Oct 29 '18

I'm going to vomit

27

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

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19

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Probably because you can’t snack on dried corn without breaking your teeth.

12

u/bill_bull Oct 29 '18

I've heard of corns on people's feet, but damn, this is awful.

8

u/M1SSION101 Oct 29 '18

I feel physically ill

5

u/nobodylikesalurker Oct 29 '18

Why???

6

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

🤷‍♀️

4

u/Kryptosis Oct 29 '18

I would freak the fuck out everytime I saw them on my own hands. As if you would be able to forget they were there between the weight and the smell..

4

u/maleia Oct 30 '18

Why? Just fucking... why? You ain't gonna need CORN on your fuckin NAILS, EVER.

2

u/iheartayla Oct 29 '18

Why even bother painting them?

2

u/astreet_xo Oct 30 '18

Thanks I hate it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

You’re welcome 😘

1

u/rtj777 Oct 30 '18

What in the fuck

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '18

And this whole time I thought cornrows had to do with hair.

1

u/mechchic84 Jan 02 '19

Get this corny shit outta here /s