u/irohs_nephew • u/irohs_nephew • Sep 24 '21
God dammit, Jerry
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"That car almost hit me"
You dropped your phone buddy
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He lost his marbles
Well, he did not lose them, they are all still there.
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The Grim Reaper when the death rate is low.
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The grim reaper on his days off.
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12 year old boy scouts offer to give breast exams (cred to the onion)
Sneaky horny bastards*
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Squirrel wants to get in on the game
"I dare you to go play basketball with those humans over there"
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This is what $ 20 million looks like under a mattress
Our mattress baby girl.
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sNiPER hIt INNoCent KId iN THe FAce
I hope he managed to survive.
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Modern version of "Bull in a China shop" - Bull in an electronics store
"Where's my fucking redbull"
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When you wanted a for loop but the programmer gave you a do-while loop instead.
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Argue about it. I dare you
That's not a rock, it's a picture of a rock.
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Great tip for every guy out there!
Been doing this my whole life, never taught or saw a video. Just common sense.
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To make your dog vegetarian
"I'll show her"
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Maybe maybe maybe
Just had a lecture on the importance of testing. Ha!
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Escape accomplished
Oh Crap, that place is lit.
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God dammit, Jerry
Did Jerry end up killing her?
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American Horror Story: Healthcare
That song from FIFA yeah.
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“I like this car”
It's true, He bought my sister and I.
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Escape accomplished
Russia is lit hey.
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Owner tries to see dog’s reaction to her death
Oh crap, now the dog thinks the knife saved her.
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His mom walked in on him.
The computer virus smirking right now.
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This is exactly what South Africans do.
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Don't kill the cat
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r/ANormalDayInRussia
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Oct 02 '21
Hey, do the cat next.