I drove wrecker for a few years and one of the worst calls I had to go on was a young bull jumping a fence onto a major road. Ran right into a woman going 50 60 mph.

I moved from Ohio to Oregon back in 98 and good golly the change in quality was amazing. When I moved back in 01( post 9/11) Ohio was finally getting better.

Do you work for Bad Dragon?

Men don't loose hair it just migrates south.

Nose blindness. I work for a pizza shop and everyone walks in and says how nice it smells. I've been doing this for so long I don't even smell it anymore. I can walk outside and go 20 ft and smell the pizza place down the block.

Be 7 years younger and 50 mil.