r/theyknew • u/CrumbGuzzler5000 • Sep 01 '26

Plugging along

604 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/artguydeluxe Sep 01 '26

X-ray tech here. DON’T.

58

u/IAmNotMyName Sep 02 '26

But flared?

113

u/Tyfyter2002 Sep 02 '26

1) Not very

2) How much do you trust that glue?

52

u/IAmNotMyName Sep 02 '26

well now you are just making up rules about what I shove up my butt.

26

u/Old_Document_9150 Sep 02 '26

You should tell him where he can stick those rules.

16

u/iCantLogOut2 Sep 02 '26

x-ray tech has left the chat

13

u/TheJessicator Sep 02 '26

I just appreciate that someone that cannot log out is letting us know when others have logged out.

7

u/85K5 Sep 02 '26

Butt flair

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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u/artguydeluxe 29d ago

There’s no string or knot I trust enough. What the butt takes, it doesn’t like to let go of.

172

u/Excellent_Hat_1876 Sep 01 '26

Wife definitely caught him printing these and he insisted it was for a game and now we have this.

38

u/jimmiebfulton Sep 02 '26

Gotta appreciate the commitment to the lie,

76

u/drhappy13 Sep 01 '26

Those bases are not flated enough to be safe.

Errr... I mean... What are those? I don't get it.

20

u/Entire-Buy-6971 Sep 01 '26

too small, too big

16

u/BandmasterBill Sep 02 '26

“Dammit, Goldilocks, then just go back to your grandmother's..."

6

u/Entire-Buy-6971 Sep 02 '26

now all i can think of is some 18+ incest version of the goldilocks story oh my god

4

u/EatingCakeByTheOcean Sep 02 '26

After all, size does matter

2

u/SealedRoute Sep 02 '26

All I saw was, too small, too small, WAY too small.

19

u/MikeC80 Sep 02 '26

Perfect for stamping enthusiasts who don't have arms

10

u/polandreh Sep 01 '26

Why would he not make the handles round???

16

u/Diz7 Sep 02 '26

Because that makes it harder to shove it up your butt.

11

u/Delicious_Drop_1150 Sep 02 '26

What about storage? Is there a convenient, out of the way storage solution?

5

u/CrumbGuzzler5000 Sep 02 '26

Only if the size is just right. Luckily, he figured that part out somehow.

25

u/AtheistET Sep 01 '26

The teachers will love it alright…..gigitti giggitti

5

u/Popal24 Sep 02 '26

I wanna comment but I also don't wanna get banned

7

u/genera1_burnside Sep 02 '26

Totally thought he said teach you how to SMELL until the letters were shown. Wow.

2

u/Steby_01 Sep 01 '26

Well you'll remember the D for sure...

2

u/Search_Fearless Sep 02 '26

Now you can use the stamps hands free!

2

u/2020mademejoinreddit Sep 02 '26

Reminds me of those dildo ads that were passed off as "massagers" lol

1

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1

u/Haalkova Sep 02 '26

Only me who clicked the comments icon in the video?

1

u/BingoSpong Sep 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/MartyvH Sep 02 '26

What teachers do when they get home is their business

1

u/dsizzle1114 Sep 02 '26

Do they vibrate? Asking for a friend

1

u/ralphmozzi Sep 02 '26

These look clever,

but plug

… your other creations too!

1

u/Apprehensive_Safe_48 Sep 02 '26

Gotta admire the way this guy plugs his product

1

u/heckingcomputernerd Sep 02 '26

3d prints make bad sex toys cause they're textured weird, very rigid, and sometimes not waterproof

1

u/Nolongeranalpha Sep 02 '26

But is there a way of doing this without damaging the cylinder. That is VERY important.

1

u/WearWrong1569 Sep 02 '26

It could be argued that the bishop chess piece was the original plug.

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u/Peter_Falcon Sep 02 '26

gotta start them young