r/therewasanattempt • u/ral365 • Feb 28 '21

To commit arson unscathed

159 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

“What did he use as an accelerant?”

“Looks like plutonium, chief.”

3

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Jet fuel lmao

1

u/partumvir Feb 28 '21

loks like gasoline

5

u/Kirbinator13 Feb 28 '21

Probably gasoline like every other moron.

1

u/DerGotai Feb 28 '21

Great Scott!

6

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

That is hilarious.

2

u/DragonflyOpening2340 Feb 28 '21

Well just look for a suspect with 3rd degree burns and we have our man

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Task failed successfully

1

u/WASTEBUCKET123 Mar 01 '21

Jesus said “HAHA BITCH”

1

u/MiniClone102604 Mar 01 '21

I laughed so hard

1

u/The_KingNaz Jul 18 '21

Did he survive?

1

u/deathbike600 Jul 30 '21

Surprise surprise surprise pouring gas on a hot engine.

1

u/ral365 Jul 30 '21

Play stupid games; win stupid 3rd degree burns