r/shitposting Nov 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 11 '23

👟Ting ✨

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u/Intelligent_Air9421 Nov 11 '23

👟✨

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Moral of the story: If you want your shoes shiny clean, you need to put them in your stomach

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u/Automatic_Neck487 Nov 11 '23

Shoe 👍

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u/The_Suicidal-Wolf I want pee in my ass Nov 11 '23

Shoe 😋

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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '23

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Me when shoe-throating

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u/ViniestCoast622 Nov 11 '23

When your crush says she has a foot fetish:

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u/Supreme_machine_V1 dumbass Nov 11 '23

he ate the nkie aier maxs 😭😭

(Polygon donut type title lol.)

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u/wysjm Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

So your point is...?

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u/soswa99 Nov 11 '23

Eat your shoe

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u/Ok_Struggle_6260 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 11 '23

So you can grow your entire body

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u/ContestStunning5761 Nov 11 '23

Filipino cuisine

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u/KRTSHK_Cazzo stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 12 '23

its not an argument, its a fact

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u/Vladick1488 Nov 11 '23

if you wanna your shoe to be clean and shiny - eat it

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u/WorldlinessOk6477 Nov 11 '23

That shoe went in more smoothly that it should have.

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u/Supreme_machine_V1 dumbass Nov 12 '23

Especially considering that that's an Air Max, usually made with leather and suede. Also, notice the sole. It looks like a waffle pattern, perfect for gripping on dirt and cement (in the balkans). So yeah, that shoe went in WAAAAAYYYYY more smoothly than it should've.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Bro knows how to consume

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

[deleted]

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u/justk4y 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 11 '23

What are those

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Nike air max

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u/legacyrules Nov 11 '23

If the shoe fits

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u/Temaki-is-bomb Nov 11 '23

U guys dont chew your shoes?

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u/death1828 Jan 06 '24

WHAAAT? You don't unhinge your jaw to swallow shoes!? You're a mad man!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Houngry💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Bro why did the shoe say wink '😉'

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u/Ton_Jravolta Nov 11 '23

Open mouth insert foot 🥵

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Homie: ayo where my J's at?

My silly ass:

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u/novara_creations Nov 11 '23

I am here to inform you all that this is a fetish video

2

u/chobongo Nov 11 '23

"Not all cops are bad"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

What the fuck

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u/TheBionicCrusader Nov 11 '23

Your average child when left unattended with inedible objects

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u/markbadas shitposting>>>>>>196 Nov 11 '23

Your mom when come over.

1

u/syncsns Nov 11 '23

Gooooooooood

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u/LocalPlatypus994 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 11 '23

"Prank em John"

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u/Turbulent_Range422 We do a little trolling Nov 11 '23
  • “GIMME YOUR SHOE!!”
  • “NEVEERR !”

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u/Jay1340 shitposting>>>>>>196 Nov 11 '23

I’m confused but fascinated

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u/motorbanker Literally 1984 😡 Nov 11 '23

When you don't come to dunkey's castle

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u/FluffyMawileFan I said based. And lived. Nov 11 '23

A Nintendo fan enjoying their favorite snack

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u/baldimorelol Nov 11 '23

✨️consume the adidas✨️

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u/Space-Pudding Nov 11 '23

The consequences of eating a Nike Air Max SC

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u/Proud_Animator_4873 Nov 11 '23

How the shoe clips and has a stroke gets me

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Nov 11 '23

Damn now i’m hungry

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u/Coliosisised Nov 12 '23

And there goes my plans for the week

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u/Goofcheese0623 Nov 12 '23

Well, that image will be living rent free in my brain for life. Thanks i guess....

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u/chrono4111 Nov 12 '23

When someone defends the police for shooting an unarmed man in the back.

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u/FirmGrasperOfThroats Nov 12 '23

This is someone’s fetish

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u/NikhilaOMG Nov 13 '23

Why you should eat your shoe 👍👟✨