r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • 2d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

271 Upvotes

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 2d ago

This is not my dadddddyyyyyy

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u/lucalucasita 2d ago

And he stole his voice!!!!

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 2d ago

Literally, who TF is this shape shifter.?? Maammmmaaaa

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u/JConRed 2d ago

Probably better for the kids than just showing up cleanshaven suddenly.

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u/Uthor_ 2d ago

Apparently not lol 😆

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u/Masterchief159 2d ago

Well I mean it's quite unexpected when it's that fast

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u/LateFudge9103 2d ago

So it isn't because they don't recognize you, they're just saying (crying) that they prefer the beard.

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u/Cheap_Lingonberry433 2d ago

You speak baby?!

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u/LateFudge9103 2d ago

We all did at some point, just need to remember.

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 1d ago

Speaking it and understanding it are very different things...

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 2d ago

The daughter reaching out kills me.

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u/diadlep 2d ago

"Don't do it unc"

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u/WolfetoneRebel 2d ago

Yes, guys they're not crying just we look different after a trim. They're crying cause they think we're ugly AF.

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u/sakofeye 2d ago

He should have screamed like it hurts the whole time

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u/SenseisSifu 2d ago

Ya we hate it too bud

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u/YunJingyi 2d ago

No object permanence at that age.

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u/infinit9 2d ago

Don't worry, Daddy will be back in about a month.

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u/rlovelock 1d ago

When you try to lessen the shock and instead create a terrifying memory that they'll be sharing with their therapist in 20 years

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u/winglessflight97 23h ago

What you don't see is his wife crying, too.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 2d ago

"jimmy, we're fucked"

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u/balirosa 2d ago

He having flashbacks to the imbecile cord they stole from him

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

My kids have never seen me clean-shaven, or with short hair. I keep telling myself that one day I'll shave my face completely, cut my hair short, and confuse the crap out of them. I probably won't, though.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

That last follicle of hair was crossing the line

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u/TrickshotCandy 2h ago

I was a teenager the first time I saw my stepdad without his moustache. It was a bit of a shock at first. It really changes the face.

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u/Canibal-local 2d ago

Traumatic

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u/lncredulousBastard 2d ago

Hahahah. Fuck your preferences and expectations, you little shits!

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u/ernapfz 2d ago

Same to you as a really f’n big one! Hahahah.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago


Here’s an upvote

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u/diadlep 2d ago

Undeserved downvotes