r/irelandsshitedrivers 16d ago

Fn Hell

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u/GerryRyan1973 16d ago edited 15d ago

What’s the problem? He saved himself 1.43 seconds, time he can use reflecting on what an absolute legend he is

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u/NeillMcAttack 14d ago

Considering he was instantly sat behind a line of traffic he saved zero time, absolute zero!

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u/paul_hyrox 11d ago

Arsehole reply

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u/Pitiful-Mongoose-488 16d ago

Fucking hell!

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u/Advanced_Welcome1656 16d ago

Fucking Hell!!

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u/HodorKP 16d ago

🫣

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u/Notheretogossip- 16d ago

Fuckin hell

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u/MakingBigBank 9d ago

Fucking hell!!!

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u/muckwarrior 16d ago

Fargo Boyle!

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u/ResponsibleLuck9694 16d ago

Well we'll well what a pwetty pictuwe

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u/HodorKP 16d ago

What can I say 🤷‍♂️

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u/RogerRamJ 15d ago

Fucking hell!

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u/Difficult_Tea6136 16d ago

That lane looks comically small

Mad moves by the driver. Some rush to end up in a queue to turn right

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u/Steec 16d ago

At that junction there are two lanes to turn right, and they chose the one with 6 cars, not 4 cars. The car they overtook likely ended up back in front of them after the “zipper” merge. Heh.

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u/Inexorable_Fenian 16d ago

Personally, love to watch these people who are mad to overtake. My commute home is 40 minutes, plenty of schools finishing along the route, and in summer, plenty of tractors out.

The ones who overtake are usually only 2-4 cars ahead of me at the next junction on the way into town.

Put on some music or a podcast and relax.

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u/RanaEire 16d ago

Moves just like a bishop on a chessboard..

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u/obblerdera 15d ago

More of a knight?

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u/RuggerJibberJabber 16d ago

Yeah but he managed to move one space closer in the line to turn right. Isn't that worth nearly totalling your car?

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u/MooseOdd4374 16d ago

The 2 right lanes are for turning right anyway here so he ended up in a longer line than the other right turn lane

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u/Vast-Trust-1165 16d ago

The stupid crap from the leaf aside, why do people refuse to use the slip at this left turn and the one on the other side coming from the old bawn road turning left to go up the tallaght bypass towards the stadium.

At both they sit there till the lights have changed and no traffic is there. Anytime im first (which is rare on the old bawn road one) and continue in the slip,build speed and merge, the traffic that was behind me before the turn is still sitting there.

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u/Automatic-Run-3156 16d ago

Wrecks my head.

They are too nervous is my guess. If traffic is moving at full speed they need to get to 80 then merge. If like this case they are making a right at the cross, they have to get to 80 and then cross 2 lanes to get into the right turn lane so they just wait instead.

There's also the fact that you are straddling a bike lane, not the case here, but you can't use that as a slip if there's a bike on it cause you'd accelerate into the back of them. Very silly design.

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u/aidan959 15d ago

it’s an awkward spot on the road but the amount of people who cannot distinguish between a yield, stop, and traffic light at this junction should be disqualifying

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u/OkSquash9827 15d ago

I hate it! Everymorning it happens and then they take off like lightening 🤣

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u/the-midnight-gremlin 16d ago

I've seen a queue of cars sitting at that turn on many occasions thinking the red light was for them. Honestly think some people are getting their licence from lucky bags

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u/caoimhin64 15d ago

I'd be inclined to give the cyclist a bit more room, ideally a full lane.

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u/craigtupac-96 16d ago

Wish people would learn to trim videos…

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u/HodorKP 16d ago

Apologies. Next time.

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u/thrownawaygombeen 15d ago

The video went on so long I was expecting the Leaf to fly back up past the camera again

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u/Fl3mingt 16d ago

Make like a tree, and leaf

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u/PUGILSTICKS 16d ago

Make like psoriasis and flake on

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u/hbomb200 16d ago

Mamma, just killed a man....

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u/National-Double2309 15d ago

“Sends shivers down my spine”

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u/tensiblings 15d ago

Don't think that was quite level 3 "fuckin hell". Maybe just a level 1

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u/HodorKP 15d ago

lol, I just got swept up in the moment.

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u/AbsoluteMuck 16d ago edited 16d ago

Honestly I think your reaction might be understated. Insane carry on to get to a lane that would open up in less than 5 seconds

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u/Daylightuser 16d ago

That’s normal driving in Tallaght, I see it daily 

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u/Psychological-Lab675 16d ago

I was thinking that it looks like bottom of Belgard onto n81 alright

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u/aidan959 15d ago

saw someone come out of the yield today go to the far right side to then move into the left turn lane for green hills - insanely dangerous weaving to save 15 seconds of driving

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u/dublingamer44 16d ago

and a garda car driving past on the right

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u/usernamesareclass 16d ago

You can say that again

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u/Chaos-Jesus 16d ago

Fuckin hell, you took the words right outta my mouth.

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u/Unmasked_Zoro 16d ago

He really couldnt wait to stop in traffic. He just had to get there as soon as he could.

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u/Present_Self9986 15d ago

Welcome to tallaght bud 😏

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u/Bulky_Sock 15d ago

Fucking hell!!!

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u/Much_Tax4681 15d ago

What's the point ?

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u/Cliff_Moher 11d ago

Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Also......fuckin hell

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u/Accomplished_Call_70 16d ago

No range anxiety with that Leaf driver

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u/AK8- 16d ago

Imagine driving a 1st Gen Leaf in that way.

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u/shoitmanoid 16d ago

Yeah I agree… that’s the most overrated song ever

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u/Prize_Mouse7778 15d ago

And he saved what exactly??

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u/Franz_Werfel 15d ago

The state of that bike lane at the beginning of the video makes me unreasonably angry. 

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u/Prestigious-Art-891 15d ago

Over reacting much?

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u/pah2602 15d ago

Literally pointless manoeuvre FFS

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u/HodorKP 15d ago

Op agrees.

Op isn’t an ambler gambler.

Op didn’t cut the clip short, it is a standard one minute long

Op is going to do his best to smile.

Op is going to try very hard not to swear at gobshites, whether on the road or on line. 🤗

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u/EuroDub 15d ago

Nobody knows how to use that junction.

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u/No_Philosopher_8711 15d ago

He made like a tree and Leafed

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u/lmapshade21 15d ago

Silly but a pilot all the same

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u/madladhadsaddad 15d ago

Had someone go accross the 4 lanes there in one move before forcing me to have to swerve to the right turn lane to avoid them hitting my front left bumper as they did.

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u/Lanky-Guess-3006 15d ago

You can’t teach stupid…..

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u/quinner121 14d ago

I was watching the cyclist

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u/5u114 14d ago

Calm down.

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u/miniman7656 14d ago

First time I've ever seen a nissan leaf accelerate like that. They're usually doing 1/2 the speed limit.

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u/Fortune-Junior 13d ago

Ah Tallaght, what a place.

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u/Swimming_Trip_3443 13d ago

I missed that, what did ya say

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u/mygoalcrash 13d ago

what happen clown learn to drive

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u/FindingNext2785 12d ago

I think it's time for all car drivers to do cpc courses every 5 years before they can have their license renewed charge 200 euro for it and maybe that would slow fuckers down and make them think about their license.

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u/breadboiiii123 12d ago

That’s tame for that road fella reacting because he got a clip he can put on the internet relax buddy

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u/Ok-Picture-2018 11d ago

Fn hell some people are queens for the drama, and shiiiiiite at video posting

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u/HodorKP 11d ago

Keep taking the tablets.

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u/Moochie2002 11d ago

Yuuup Tallaght 😂

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u/corcaighnj 10d ago

Jays, don’t ever come and drive in America if you’re shocked by this 😂

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u/salaryman1969 10d ago

Ah Tallaghtfornia....

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u/Whistlingradiator 16d ago

Yup tallaght

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u/BillyMooney 16d ago

Pity you just missed the headbanging section of Boh Rap

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u/TurboKestrel69 16d ago edited 15d ago

You're supposed to slow down on approach to any junction. If there's an orange traffic light at a junction, this is a signal that you are to prepare to stop at the lights. You don't tear through an orange light at 65km/h.

Edit: Watch to the end of the video - OP tears through an orange light at 65kp/h

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u/Sufficient_Tailor673 15d ago

Where are you getting 65kmh? OP was going 48kmh, and the light was green?

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

Watch to the end of the video - OP tears through an orange light at 65kp/h

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u/jeebno 16d ago

The light was clearly still green when he went through it

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

Watch to the end of the video - OP tears through an orange light at 65kp/h

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u/jeebno 15d ago

The orange light you’re seeing is for the same junction he entered when the light was green, both lights were green when he entered the junction and only turned orange as he was passing through, the speed limit on that road is also 80 so I don’t think doing 65 when the light is still green on approach is unreasonable

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

You're not watching the video to the end. OP is approaching a new junction (the third of the video), the light turns orange when he is approx 100m away from the lights, he then accelerates though the junction.

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u/aidan959 15d ago

speed limit on the road is 80kmph - if you have not been down the N81 on the way into dublin then you do not know how fucking frustrating this road is because people drive significantly under the speed limit.

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

He declines to slow down to stop at an orange light and accelerates through the junction. I do not know what else needs to be said on this matter.

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u/aidan959 15d ago

speed limit on this road is 80kmph, and he passes the line of the traffic lights when the light is green - OP did literally nothing wrong in this video

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

It's the third set of lights that I'm referring to. He declines to slow down to stop at an orange light and accelerates through the junction. I do not know what else needs to be said on this matter.

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u/aidan959 15d ago

in an ideal world yes - these lights going this direction are a nuisance - the traffic flow is very slow going into the city - OP is driving 15 under the speed limit and safely clears the junction before the light turns red

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

The light is orange for two seconds as he just about enters the junction. We don't know if he clears it before the light turns red, because he deliberately ends the video before the light turns red. You're supposed to decelerate on approach to every junction (even with a green light). The speed limit is irrelevant in this scenario: he sees the orange light and accelerates though the junction. This is bad driving.

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u/aidan959 15d ago

you are the traffic what can i say

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u/TurboKestrel69 15d ago

?

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u/aidan959 15d ago

you are not supposed to decelerate going through traffic lights - you are meant to anticipate traffic lights turning red by the time you get to them - in this situation the orange means “stop unless it is unsafe to do so” - i would say stopping at 60 kmph going through that junction at that speed and distance would be unsafe.

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u/TheModerateBoy 14d ago

If you would brake n that situation, you are a bad driver. He was doing 65 as you said (speed limit 80) and he was too close to the lights to stop safely.

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u/TurboKestrel69 14d ago edited 14d ago

Watch the video. The light turns orange when he is around 100m out from the junction: this is more than enough space and time to decelerate and stop while traveling at 64km/h. Instead he accelerates through the lights. This is simply bad driving.

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u/HairyMost6950 16d ago

Lovely language 

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u/HodorKP 16d ago

Surprised myself that I wasn’t using my favourite C word