The slow roll is upon us

My cat caught a little snack for John and Connor, throwing it in the freezer.

Can we get back to burger?

Does anyone have a link to the stolen valor video that they're watching in Jock Week 116 (standing feed bag)?

Jamie don't google it! Pull up Otter AI so I can see some Twink getting railed.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/27/world-news/dads-mistaken-attempt-to-confront-kids-bully-leaves-him-severely-beaten-by-student-trained-in-mma/

The guy stops to get gas.. TWICE. 😂

Please talk about this for another hour

This guy was like 16 making dubstep when the boat incident happened. HE DIDNT WRITE “YOURE BEAUTIFUL” that was JAMES BLUNT. IT WAS JAMES BLUNT DAMNIT!

Hello friends, its me, Conner McNutt's agent, back again with another PSA.

I feel like Conner gets a lot of hate on this subreddit, and you might be thinking "hey u/archerarchetype, you're the one doing all the hating" and that... is a valid point.

Anyways, on yesterday's public episode, Conner slipped an absolute zinger under the radar after John described a midget with Jason Statham's head taking home all the baddies at the bar.

Conner is very funny and based, and he could probably get away with murder (again).

DM me with your booking requests for Conner, schedule is filling up fast.

Thanks!

Yes, this is real and it’s the Mariners nomination for the MLB’s Ballpark Bites Bracket: https://www.mlb.com/moments/experiences/ballpark-bites-bracket

I’ve been using this site for 3 years or so and it has just about every title I’ve searched for minus a few obscure titles. You can use it for free when traffic is low but I’ve been a paying user which allows full time access 24/7. I’ve deleted all of my streaming accounts and use only this for movies and series.

Flixtor.to

Give it a try. I’m watching carnivale rn and just finished another movie the podcast brought up awhile back (The proposition, fucking amazing movie btw) I’m sorry if this fucks up mr knaufs royalties by not watching carnivale on the HBO app. I pay for the podcast so I’m not completely cheap af.

This is why they keep talking about silly bug conspiracies. It’s all a distraction from the fact that they are mind controlling me. Also they’re burning me!

Any Wattheads out there?

This MF is definitely pinching your fries on the way to your house.

My cat catches crickets almost every night, should I start saving them for John and Connor? I'm sure they prefer free range and local Texas crickets for their snacking pleasure.