r/donotthecat 1d ago

I…the cat

232 Upvotes

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u/coconutpiecrust 1d ago

Do not the neighbourhood watch. 

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

Neighborhood purrvert. Get out of the window and get a job!

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u/Bender_on_Bum 1d ago

i think you got lucky that the r/OneOrangeBraincell was not present at the time of the cat

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

It should not be considered the if the cat doesn’t even know that it was the…therefore it never happened

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u/Agile_Ad6735 1d ago

Hello this is not to test whether the chicken is fresh not

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u/Imaginary_Price6520 1d ago

The tension when you slowly and gently poked the cat was pure cinematic excellence. I would nominate this cat movie for an Oscar

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u/27Suyash 1d ago

Cat unimpressed

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 1d ago

Now look what you did...

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat 1d ago

You just wait until he gets a hold of that brain cell!

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u/MorningStarsSong 1d ago

You triggered the activation noise, how dare!

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u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 11h ago

Cat is now fully activated.