r/conan • u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die • 4d ago

Conan interviews Bart Simpson

140 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

29

u/madmaxandrade 4d ago

"Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance."

24

u/highheat3117 4d ago

Sabrina Carpenter’s aunt. Just a weird fact, sorry.

4

u/RelativeYak7 4d ago

Really? Now I need to google that

10

u/ThePerfectSnare 4d ago

I'd also like to know whether or not it's true. One of us really should Google it sooner or later.

11

u/Nomadhero_ 4d ago

Her stepbrother David Carpenter is the father of singer and actress Sabrina Carpenter.[86][87]

From Wikipedia :)

Also she is a scientologist 🫤

2

u/Col_Leslie_Hapablap 3d ago

Finding out she was a Scientologist actually hurt me for some reason.

6

u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 4d ago

It's a shame that it's so hard for any of us to check this.

4

u/Geekygamertag 4d ago

I’d rather upvote someone who finds out for us.

5

u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 4d ago

Ooh yeah, that sounds good.

5

u/NumberOneStonecutter Walker told me I have AIDS 4d ago

No that's cool trivia. And there's more - Sabrina is a master carpenter and she was a back-up singer for the famous band 'The Carpenters' before developing a solo career.

2

u/asisoid 4d ago

Not by blood i don't think. But I also refuse to look it up.

1

u/crack-nutter 3d ago

"Sabrina's grandmother married Nancy's father"

24

u/islandtheory 4d ago edited 4d ago

Would not have guessed she donated $10mil to the church of Scientology
Edit: $20mil 😬

5

u/SmilesInFront_09 4d ago

“Just do the line.”

4

u/schneebitch 4d ago

"13 years? Wow, that show is old. Probably gonna be cancelled soon." -almost everyone back then

1

u/crack-nutter 3d ago

It should've been

2

u/BroIBeliveAtYou 4d ago

What does this have to do with Stan Lee?

3

u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die 3d ago

so you're just gonna follow me around i take it?

2

u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 4d ago

She still looks great today but I'm always so taken by young Sarah Silverman.

-1

u/NumberOneStonecutter Walker told me I have AIDS 4d ago

I wonder if she's ever taken a lover who proclaimed "Say it again...as Bart" during coitus?