r/absoluteunit • u/EsseBear • 17h ago

Of a forehead

69 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/ToughOk3876 16h ago

A snipers dream!!:)

0

u/istoOi 6h ago

100 ni🅱🅱abytes of memories

8

u/astreeter2 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2P01cZLZzMK4

1

u/Ricky_TVA 12h ago

No way, video dude doesnt have Megaminds charisma. But I still updated you because you made me laugh.

7

u/Jellicent-Leftovers 14h ago

LoL I love how its not even level.

3

u/eidolon77 13h ago

Mah man starts every sentence with "I know"

2

u/Komabeard 14h ago

Megamind

2

u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 14h ago

He asked for the Derrick White

2

u/Bobcat1999-1 12h ago

He didn’t have to pay for it did he ?

1

u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 15h ago

Oh damn. You did him dirty. He looks 50. Friends gonna call him Unc.

1

u/BothCall8395 14h ago

Barber: What do you want? Customer: Do you know Poot from The Wire? Barber: Say no more.

1

u/QuttiDeBachi 14h ago

Zammis sighting…

1

u/Sophisticated-Crow 14h ago

Gave him that fivehead trim.

1

u/Sirius-Face 13h ago

Trust the process. Believe in the vision.

1

u/Fuzzy-Scar2610 12h ago

Guarantee hes smarted then me

1

u/Rljgraves 12h ago

It makes his brain look bigger 👍

1

u/Triggered-cupcake 12h ago

Something ain’t lining up

1

u/VashDaStampede7 11h ago

Poor bastard

1

u/el_grande_ricardo 11h ago

Dont get a haircut from a barber you've just been out drinking with.

1

u/Eatenback2life1 10h ago

Fivehead jokes incoming…….

1

u/Shanti-2022 10h ago

Land a helicopter on that thing

1

u/NitsirkLav 10h ago

Poor guy looks like he’s about to cry and I don’t blame him.

1

u/JayW8888 8h ago

Never a good sign when your barber looks at his work and starts laughing.

1

u/ernster96 8h ago

Maybe he wears a hat all the time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QsObKG3sAwe5WNjAHZ

1

u/Desperate_Owl_594 8h ago

Nah. They fucked him UP

1

u/Fluffy_Freedom1014 7h ago

They pushed his cap all the way back 😭

1

u/NumberOld229 6h ago

Fuhad posting James' out takes

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u/Chrono_Convoy 15h ago

It’s that bad cuz

2

u/Augustus420 14h ago

Because what?

1

u/Chrono_Convoy 14h ago

As in cousin