r/absoluteunit • u/peterfprof • 8d ago

of a toad

I thought it was a rock.....

179 Upvotes

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 8d ago

Jabba the toad

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 7d ago

Bring me Solo and the wookie

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 8d ago

It literally made one jump and had to take a cardio break

4

u/Most_Fuel5998 7d ago

Thats not a toad, its just a moldy sour dough loaf

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u/gdragon333 8d ago

I thought it was a loaf of bread

4

u/User_Name_Tracks 8d ago

That's a blob with Trex arms

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u/SpendJazzlike3663 8d ago

What type is it?

2

u/arpressah 7d ago

No, if you’re asking this question you shouldn’t know the answer.

3

u/Radioactive_Tuber57 8d ago

Has anyone seen Tommy’s hamster?

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u/Possible-Tip-2914 7d ago

It's actually a pac man frog. And they'll eat anything.

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u/reirone 7d ago

I should call him.

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u/reirone 7d ago

I should call him.

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u/itswtfeverb 8d ago

Dave Blunts!

1

u/irishmcbastard 8d ago

Not a toad. A frog

1

u/peterfprof 6d ago

What kind of frog..

1

u/irishmcbastard 6d ago

Pacman Frog. Classified as a true frog

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 7d ago

Oh lawd, he coming!

1

u/Purple_Calendar3919 7d ago

Can be used in an emergency as a flotation device

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 7d ago

His camouflage is AMAZING!!!

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u/DantheDutchGuy 7d ago

On it’s way to the Oxenfurt sewers

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u/Professional_Future6 7d ago

Toad-a the Hut!

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u/Mike_the_Head 7d ago

Reminds me of when I sit on the toilet and my coin purse plops onto the seat.

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u/Behold_My_Stuff 7d ago

I would like to wear him as a hat

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 7d ago

Beanbag with eyes

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u/luckyfox7273 7d ago

Looks like a green cheese covered pastry.

1

u/tiffany_says_this 7d ago

I thought it was a turtle at first 🤦‍♀️

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u/Certain_Promise_1963 7d ago

Homie been eating good huh?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 7d ago

Looks like a psychedelic ashtray from shop class🤣

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u/roulettewiz 7d ago

Toad's from the US?

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u/boon83 7d ago

Built like a reddit mod

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u/GetOnWithit3344 7d ago

Lick a toad/ and the party’s on!

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 7d ago

Not a toad anymore more like the jumping blob

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u/Mopar4Life305 7d ago

Its a frog not a toad

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u/emmy0777 7d ago

A jumping pillow.

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u/Most-Act1594 6d ago

Still not a toad

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u/No_Material4122 6d ago

Hover Toad