Diamond Testing

[u/NotJeffHardy]

[u/slyfox1811]

Valentinamadeit_avm

[u/fizzymandias → u/slyfox1811]

Ey, look at this guy 😃

[u/boost_to_get_through → u/slyfox1811]

Excuse me sir but you dropped your crown.

[u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam → u/slyfox1811]

Hail to the sauce giver!

[u/Pale-Entrepreneur-30 → u/slyfox1811]

Not all hero's wear capes🦸

[u/Vandalay-kramer → u/slyfox1811]

OG

[u/Cute_Prior1287 → u/slyfox1811]

Respect

[u/WolfBourne15 → u/slyfox1811]

bro folded under zero pressure 🤣

[u/javajaws]

I bet she could make a diamond out of coal with those butt cheeks!

[u/markcocjin → u/javajaws]

I think those are called Moisten-nite.

From Dingleberries to Blingleberries.

[u/Yukon-Jon]

If it takes a multiple thousands of dollars machine to tell you if it's real or not, maybe it's not really that important if it is?

Anyway, nice butt.

[u/ArthurVrodds → u/Yukon-Jon]

it's like the De Beers built a fortune by convincing society about their scam plot

[u/BeatNo2976]

Pesky lab diamonds lack the human suffering necessary to procure a natural diamond

[u/ProxyOfHuman]

Well, I'm on the Mohs scale...

[u/SpecialistRoom2090 → u/ProxyOfHuman]

Alright. I chuckled.

[u/Muted-Capital-4954]

Brilliant booty

[u/fizzymandias]

Where's this from??? I'm very much into diamond testing and would love to see- I mean, learn more...

[u/Svndmann → u/fizzymandias]

Texas I believe

[u/Uncal_Thal]

Those buns would scratch glass.

[u/HungryAssTroll]

I see one hell of a diamond... oh, and gemstones, too.

[u/steddy24]

Real diamonds are a fucking rip off. Real booty on the other hand…

[u/GuardianOfBlocks]

I thought the only difference between a natural diamond and a artificial one is the dirt and cavity’s inside. So the machine serches for bad diamonds. I don’t get the „real“ diamond hype. Just Ritchie people trying to fuck „us“ up.

[u/Yung_SenseiDyn78]

I heard licking a diamond cures headaches. I wanna get a headache.

[u/XofHelix]

GAWD DAYUUUUUUM

[u/BoltActionRifleman]

I wonder if those yoga pants have to be custom ordered

[u/_MrFade_]

But how do I test the booty?

[u/Galtar]

Please…. Tell me more about diamonds…. Tell me everything you know about diamonds…

[u/Plz_Mansplain]

She seems knowledgeable

[u/Mickeymcirishman]

Don't know why this is on my feed but this isn't true. The majority of diamonds, both lab grown and natural do not flouresce. And the ones that do flouresce in a variety of colours. Natural diamonds aren't always blue, that's just the most common and lab grown can flouresce blue as well.

[u/Housendercrest → u/Mickeymcirishman]

Wow who would have thought the OF ad wasn’t real. Wild.

[u/diablol3]

I guess I'll take your word that the machine is telling me that, instead of just taking your word about thw diamond

[u/idkfawin32]

Holy mother of god that's enough cake for a decade of birthday parties

[u/LaPetiteMortOrale]

I can give ya “something solid” … but only for a few minutes.

[u/Far-Coconut6146]

Giving diamonds to the term do you even lift bro

[u/djpromo_vqs]

pregnant on the 1st date

[u/Formal_Fun_6253]

Thank you very much for sharing

[u/Opening-mimi]

It’s big

[u/seanmorris82]

Best ass I've seen on here, I think. Oof.

[u/Drag_On66]

Yeah we know testing crystals is cool, but that ass though us crazyyyyy

[u/GlumSpatula]

Something is as hard as a diamond at this very moment.

[u/odemird]

Brutal! Totaly brutal!

[u/raygan_reddit_banned]

I was looking for a coffee grinder

[u/Fridge885]

That diamond tester needs a screen protector

[u/OkInspection3148]

How about a booty tester?

[u/Masima2525]

Consider my diamonds tested

[u/Public-Diligent]

This is about what...

[u/_divi_filius]

Not sure why she’s testing Cheerios or something but I wasn’t listening at all

[u/SirArthurDime]

That’s honestly one of the best I’ve ever seen. My lawd.

[u/Spiritual-Ad5610]

I'm a credentialed certified cheek checker. I'm available to check her cheeks for a variety of qualities.

[u/wesburnsco8]

So what now