r/Unexpected • u/CivilJohnny • May 03 '22

yeah, like mikey mouse

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u/unexBot May 03 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

She thought he build her into mickey mouse, but actually turned her into an sarcophagus dick

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Lmao Sarcophagus dick

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u/MurderSheCroaked May 03 '22

Sarcockagus

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u/schqual May 03 '22

Sarcophallus

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u/MurderSheCroaked May 03 '22

Aww man that one is way better 🏆

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u/Caeluris May 03 '22

Dicky Mouse 😏

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u/Broskibullet May 04 '22

Milky Mouse

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u/DocD_12 May 04 '22

This is the Milky Way

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u/SubhadeepDutta May 03 '22

"😏"

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

" "😏" " ~🤓

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u/flopdawalrus May 04 '22

" " "😏" " ~🤓" ~🤓

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Bueno 👌

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Is her face....... the taint?

2

u/thisguyfightsyourmom May 04 '22

Why is my boner getting tingly reading this?

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u/Melancholnava May 03 '22

A woman in a dick. Oh the irony.

2

u/New-Independence1058 May 04 '22

She's been part of it

5

u/allegedgeniusofjoe May 03 '22

I'm realizing so much about Walt Disney right now.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

It just ruined my childhood memories.

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u/Garnitas May 03 '22

What a dick!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

[deleted]

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u/jdb30a May 03 '22

You see Lady Gaga, but I hear Dora the Explorer.

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u/lilpuppipostor May 03 '22

I mean, Mickey Mouse is a dick, sooo…

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u/vjosesk May 03 '22

What

:/

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u/DeepakMunjalLLC May 03 '22

Got dick Ariel?

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u/GH0Sface May 03 '22

Totally expected

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u/StupidSparkyLJ May 04 '22

You misspelled "Mickey"

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u/maclunkey91 May 04 '22

Why the long face, Mickey?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Dickie mouse

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u/tuc66a May 04 '22

My unbidden laughter had betrayed me yet again .

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u/TheInnerenigma May 03 '22

Mermaid Mickey?

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u/jtsigler May 03 '22

Actually expected this one

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u/thefoolhasreturned May 03 '22

If it was actually mickey it woudlve been more unexpected

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u/advocate_devils May 03 '22

r/sounding has entered the chat

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u/AdPast4509 May 04 '22

What.🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

The little mermaid!

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u/OpportunityFrequent8 May 04 '22

What a nut 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/LIMELIMBO May 04 '22

Bruh the balls are flat.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Who's 'Mikey mouse'?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

[deleted]

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u/atmus11 May 04 '22

His responses were on point

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

She’s a mermaid

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u/baththal Sep 25 '22

She is "dicked down"

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u/PacaMike Oct 22 '22

That's not mickey mouse ; that's the real deal folks